Comments on: Harry Potter Spoiler Contest!

By: hookahshisha

hookahshisha — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:58:36 +0000

shisha is one of my favorite things to do.
Its very relaxing and gives you a nice buzzz

By: The outsider

The outsider — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:00:13 +0000

i read the book, and my school(Audubon ms in LA) is going to the kodak theatre this monday, and the ones who wrote an essay get a book signed by Rowling!!!!!! cant wait to get it! i already read it and i fell in love with it

By: John Brown

John Brown — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 17:29:21 +0000

As you all know, J.K. Rowlings wizard story comes in seven parts. In the first book, Voldemort tries to kill Harry. In the second book, Voldemorttries to kill Harry. In the third, J.K.R. shakes up things in a major way: Voldemorts “HELPER” tries to kill Harry. Book #4? Zap, we’re right back to Voldemort trying to kill Harry. And now its time for the big-screen version of book #5. It appears Volde has more nasty plans for Harry. I believe Harry is put on trial for several things. ! he stands accused of growing up so uncute that even pedophiles no longer download his photos. He also stands accused of having or possessing just 2 acting techniques: either standing around in opened-mouthed astonishment, or petulant outburst of anger! Although it hasn’t been confirmed, he and or J.K.R. stand accused of taking 7 books to get to the ending of a so-called saga that could have been knocked off in just 2 maybe 3 books, and relying on bogus suspense! Although its not against the law, he should also be accused of being a world famous celebrity who still can’t figure out how to get a date! He is represented by Voldemort who eventually becomes friends knowing that if Harry’s career comes to an end so does his. He points out the stupidity of “does Harry die in the 5th book of a 7 book series. Go figure! You see nothing or no-one else matters since all the weight of the outcome of the trial will decide everything! Take some prozac or valium and wait to see what happens next. You will nees it!

By: Debra

Debra — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 23:21:12 +0000

It will end a la Wizard of EarthSea.

By: The Countess

The Countess — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 19:18:42 +0000

Harry will do great battle with Voldermort, he will see Ron killed to protect Hermione, Neville will be gravely injured, along with many of his other friends such as Luna, and Hagrid… It will be a horrible battle, many dying on both sides… Then, Harry triumphs over Voldermort! As he surveys the destruction – the scene fades out…

Harry wakes up, the whole thing has been a dream, he has no powers, and there’s no such things as wizards… He just is back in his sucky life with his aunt, uncle, and cousin… Bummer!

By: Frank ryan

Frank ryan — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:24:48 +0000

First of all, Dumbledore is not dead. He had the sorcerer’s (philosopher’s) stone for while that gave him some immunity from the killing curse (if in fact Snape) actually used it on him). He may have it still even though he told Harry that it was destroyed.

Second, Snape is a good guy. Dumbledore has said repeatedly that he trusts Snape implicitly. I think the argument they had was that Snape has afraid Dumbledore would not survive the curse. Also Snape did not want to be known as a traitor. One thing interesting about Snape is his animosity toward Harry. It was well-founded. Harry’s father was a bit of a**hole in his school years, and he singled Snape out for special punishment. James Potter senior was the BMOC and Snape the nerd. It was Snape that James shoved into the locker and gave wedgies to.

Now her is what will happen.

Voldermort will die again. Keith Obermen had an interesting take. His idea was that Harry’s scar was a hoxueos. That is why it throbbed so when Voldermort was nearby. I like that. Obermen also thinks Harry will not die but lose his magic powers. I like that as well. I think Snape will die trying to save Harry. Voldermort tries a sneak attack. Snape warns Harry and is killed for it. Harry has enough time to engage in a final battle.

Miscellaneous:

JKR as said for years that the last word in the last book was “scar”. I know she has backed off on this a bit but I think the word before scar is “no”.

Like most others, Neville Longbottom will turn out to be wizard of prodigious powers. JKR may even say that he will become one of greats of his generation. And eventually be headmaster.

Ron and Hermione do hook up.

Hermione is the “Best Girl of Hogwarts.

Sirius is dead and does not appear.

Hagrids’s dragon and Beatlebeak (Sp) make an appearances.

Hagrid dose not die.

Petunia is Lily’s sister, but despite what some think is not revealed to have any magical

Vernon Drusely has some secrets of his own. There was a method to his treatment of Harry.

By: MOLARICURLY

MOLARICURLY — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 15:39:51 +0000

COUPLES
Harry and Ginny will get married.
Ron and Hermione will hook up but break up.
Bill and Fleur will break up (against Fleurs will).
Tonks and Lupin will hook up then die together.
DEATHS
Harry- almost positivly will die but both Harry and good ol’ Voldy will also die because the prophecy says so (basically both live or both die)
Order of the Pheonix- all dead except for mad-eye moody.
Ron- Dead
Hermione- Alive
Ginny- Alive next to Harry dead.
Snape- Most definetely killed by Voldemort (Snape is not evil guys admit it you know he had to kill Dumbledore because it was him or Dumbledore dead, Snapes not great but he is still on the winning team)
Wormtail- Dead
Percy- Dead
Twins(Fred and George)-Alive
Prof. Mcgonacall- Alive- she’ll try but she won’t get in Harry’s way.
Harry is a Horcrux
When Voldemort killed James he said that he would spare Lily’s life. I believe she knew the prophecy and couldn’t let it slide besides the fact she loved her son. He wanted harry dead so he wouldn’t need a horcrux but she stopped him with her death.
Hogwarts
will be open but only for harry’s use of Dumbledores portrait.
Have a nice day.

By: Justin Turner

Justin Turner — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:50:34 +0000

Harry will kill Voldemorte, graduate from high school, and then go to a mid-level wizarding college. He’ll marry young, get an entry level job doing data entry, and sit at a computer for the rest of his life. Typing on websites that ask you whats going to happen next in the Harry Potter series and reading wikipedia to feel better about going to work, because at least your learning something. Then his wife will divorce him because he used to be attractive but now he just wants to eat and sleep all day. Because he’s sad.

By: Sally

Sally — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:49:56 +0000

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

By: DenverRedHead

DenverRedHead — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:01:10 +0000

Harry will survive when Voldemort tries to kill him and it backfires, again. Ron and Hermione will keep trying for boys, but have nothing but daughters. The sword of Griffindor was intended to be the 6th Horcrux, and was recovered from Godric’s Hollow by Dumbledore after the attack. Rowena Ravenscroft’s wand will tell Hermione how to destroy the Horcrux within without also destroying the wand itself. It lies. Hagrid and Olympe will get married, but he will die before the birth of their only child. Arabella will use magic to try to save her brother, Argus – but will fail.