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When I used to look for summer jobs, I always thought it would be instructive, if not entirely profound, to drive truck. I knew a few kids who had satisfied the CDL paperwork and suddenly boasted routes up and down I-5 transporting garlic and tomatoes. But the convenience of service jobs abounded, and I never got around to climbing aboard a rig; however, the romance of the job lingered until various high school classmates and then a member of my family joined the fleet and could properly devastate my illusions of the itinerant life. I had envisioned my career on the road as similar to an Altman film (more Nashville than Short Cuts), but the reported facts held me in a snare…
For the people I knew, driving truck involved abject loneliness, emotional eating, and a codependent relationship with The Flying J. I didn’t even really get that you just slept in your truck, which perhaps lessened the glamor (I have a thing for hotels–the cheaper the better). So to better understand my beloved truckers, I began reading trucker blogs, such as Adventures in Trucking and Truck Driver Blog. I wanted to know how they kept themselves awake, conscious, sentient while driving such distances–I certainly have issues with road stamina, but could I improve it if trucking were my career? According to statistics, maybe not:
I’m not sure how many of you out there drive truck for a living, or know people who do, but I’m sure most of us have dealt with road fatigue. How do you stay awake? I have to listen–almost exclusively–to country (maybe it’s the conspicuous narrative) and then if that doesn’t work then some piston-esque energy drink and lots of deep breathing. When the breathing gets shallow and long on the exhale, you’d better pull off the road and get your Flying J on.
My dad is a truck driver, and he can drive for what seems like days.
I used to be able to do eight hours straight (in a car), but these days I’m annoyed and ready to stop after about two hours.
posted by Eric on 7-24-2007 at 5:39 am
driving a truck has always been a secret dream of mine too! for years i thought i’d take a year off after college or sometime and just, be a truck driver. this blog didn’t remove my longing completely… but i’m definitely going to add the trucker blogs to my feed.
posted by katie on 7-24-2007 at 7:16 am
To stay awake, I find some song that I barely know, and try to memorize all of the lyrics. I keep replaying the song until I get it all right. An hour can pass pretty quickly on a 4 minute song.
posted by Josh on 7-24-2007 at 9:32 am
For staying awake, I find that eating sunflower seeds helps. Must be the dexterity required of your tongue.
Even though I don’t anymore, smoking helps as the nicotine is a stimulant.
Don’t listen to talk radio as it just turns into a white noise.
posted by Dusty on 7-24-2007 at 10:00 am
I grew up in the 70’s with all of those trucker movies, CB radios (do you remember them 10-4 good buddy and rubber duck), plus trucker and songs.
However, it was all I could handle to drive from San Diego to Yellowstone and back several weeks ago, even though I stayed at hotels in Las Vegas and Salt Lake City. The books on CD helped a lot. I finally heard Sea Biscuit and King Kong (my favorite driving book is Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein), but I couldn’t do it for a summer…
posted by Daniel on 7-24-2007 at 10:47 am
Every year I drive from Texas to Pennsylvania without stopping except for the normal, food, gas, tinkle, etc. I do the first 24 hours, my wife finished the last two. I must be a freak, I have no trouble staying awake. There’s a motorcycle association called the Iron Butt Association that exists around covering a bunch of miles in a set period of time. On their site they have tips for not bonkin’ on long rides. Two of the most important: Don’t speed. It causes tension and burns you out. Don’t drink caffeine. You get a quick buzz but burn out even harder. Their starter ride is 1000 miles in 24 hours or less.
posted by Ralphie on 7-24-2007 at 2:45 pm
If I start to feel tired I stop. I don’t like to gamble on the road. Plus, it’s nice to be relaxed enough with my plans to be able to take a break.
posted by Jason on 7-24-2007 at 5:35 pm
Never heard the phrase “drive truck”
drive a truck, or drive trucks, yeah, but…is this an east coast thing?
Then again, I don’t say “watch a TV”
posted by John on 7-25-2007 at 12:41 pm
I don’t know that it’s regional…I’m from the Midwest and that’s where I first heard it. I just prefer saying it b/c it’s more hardcore…
posted by Becky on 7-27-2007 at 3:51 pm
Thanks for the mention! Staying awake? If you get enough sleep, it’s not a problem. Fatigue happens when drivers are forced to work and stay up all day and then expected to drive all night.
Driving a truck is never boring. With all the idiots (cars and trucks) to pay attention to, construction and just normal traffic keeps things ‘interesting’.
It’s not like we drive non-stop all day. We still take breaks when we need to. But driving 500 or more miles a day takes practice and a little discipline.
posted by Wayne on 2-19-2008 at 7:08 am