I guess if it were in my yard, the brackish water would be bothersome too. But the first thing that I’d try is tipping it on a side that would keep water from collecting. From the looks of it, it should be possible to tip it using a couple of 2×4’s, some rope and a couple of friends (preferably of the geeky physics major type). Heck, Ed Leedskalnin built the whole Coral Castle by himself; you ought to be able to move one rock!

And who knows; there might be treasure buried under that stone! If nothing else, make sure your kids are around (if you have kids) because there’ll surely be some cool bugs scurrying around when it’s tipped up!

Why don’t you call up the company that people buy rocks from for landscaping in your area, and see if they’ll buy it from you, or at least come fetch it and sell it. Maybe if you give it to them, they’ll take it away.

I still think you should keep it, though. It’s a damn fine rock.

I still think there is some mystical significance to this monolith, however, so if you move it, beware of djinni.

spray the bug pouches with Windex before scrubbing them off. It should help kill whatever is growing inside. (there is something in it that kills bugs. Even the unstoppable roach)

I’m not saying don’t, I’m just stating be careful, and check with your local agricultural extension office to make sure you won’t do something banned/illegal.