Comments on: Behold the grandissimus!

By: Albert

Albert — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:49:00 +0000

@Tina

I’d categorize this more as a natural curiousity than an obsession. I am quite confident that if you were to see a dead male sperm whale lying on the beach with its proud genitals prominently displayed, that you wouldd find your eyes and thoughts unavoidably drawn to it.

I do not think that the attention paid the prodigious organ, here or even in Melville’s masterpiece(1 page out of 500), amounts to much more than innocent gawking. That said I think it would stand to reason that male human should be somewhat more interested in this appendage that more than any other sets it apart from the female.

By: Vickey

Vickey — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:09:00 +0000

I just want to know how many ex-husbands Ms Cellania has?

By: Dawn

Dawn — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 02:56:00 +0000

Doesn’t the word “dork” mean whale penis?

By: G spot Orgasm

G spot Orgasm — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:41:55 +0000

i agree with Tina K too. why would
anybody spend their time looking at a
7 foot penis?

By: Cynthia

Cynthia — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:58:27 +0000

I agree with Tina K, this is definitely a male fascination. Don’t get me wrong, my feelings toward the human version of this appendage are pretty friendly, but I can’t really imagine even feigning an interest in another species’ organ for any purpose other than that of pure scientific inquiry. So I think the perspective of this entry is perfect, then–it’s not the size that counts, it’s our fascination with it.

By: Tina K

Tina K — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 00:22:55 +0000

I would argue that only men would be obsessed with whale penises. A women knows “hung like a whale” would be too dang large.

By: Miss Cellania

Miss Cellania — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:14:31 +0000

“Longer than a Kentuckian is tall”? Are Kentuckians known for being tall? I am pretty short, but my last husband was 6′7″.

By: donner

donner — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 18:45:23 +0000

I remember reading that A.Onassis had stools on his yacht that were covered in sperm whale penis skin…its apparently quite a soft leather…

still, the thought of sitting on one makes me nauseous…

By: Katie

Katie — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 18:38:31 +0000

speaking of, did you know it’s national orgasm week?