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Jason English
Celebrity Death Match
by Jason English - September 27, 2007 - 8:30 AM

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The talented Matthew Smith has drawn up a quiz about the creative ways TV characters have been killed off their shows. It’s equal parts fun, nostalgic, challenging and morbid. Honor the memories of television’s fallen legends by testing yourself on their causes of death.

Take the Character Assassination quiz, then let us know how you did.

Comments (40)
  1. Sadly (or proudly), I didn’t know a single answer.

    Although I’ve seen most of the shows in the list…apparently, I didn’t see enough of them to become intimate with the story lines.

  2. 100%

    My favorite is Maude getting hit by the t-shirt cannon.

    The saddest on this list Col. Blake. The saddest not on this list would have to be Edgar on 24.

  3. Proudly (or sadly :-) I got 86%. I had to guess on the last two so I got Maude Flanders and Garth Gimble flipped. Just not enough of a Simpsons fan, I guess.

    However, where is Rosalind Shays’ death by elevator shaft? Or was that too memorable/easy?

  4. Great quiz. Totally made me want to scissor my ass off.

  5. flipped Mr. Hooper and Dan Connor.
    Tim – good point about Rosalind Shay. That was Creepy/funny

  6. 12-for-12. Knew 5, but guessed on the others. Yeah…Rosalind Shay on LA Law was classic. Remember James, the father on Good Times? Killed in a car wreck in Mississippi. Florida’s grieving – “Damn, daaamn, daaaaaaamn”…

  7. I got 83% – had to guess on two of them and had them flipped.

  8. I missed Garth, Laura, and Jock. I didn’t watch these shows. I guessed at some and deduced others. Some I knew outright, I watch too much T.V., at least before I found Mental Floss.

  9. 58 % Guess I have to bone up on my deaths

  10. Not sure whether I should be proud or dismayed, but I got all 12 answers correct.

  11. Score: 75%
    I couldn’t remember a couple. ;)

  12. 75% (9 out of 12)…what can i say? t.v. raised me.

  13. terrible. apparently i don’t watch enough television. 42%.

    matt smith is my hero.

  14. 100% Woo-hoo!
    I had to use reason on a few, because I never watched them.

  15. Only 50% – but did this bring back memories (although apparently faulty ones!). Where’s Edith Bunker? Could anyone forget Archie’s final scene of the episode where we learn she has died, when he finds her solitary bedroom slipper under their bed — the only possession left after her relatives divided her belongings among themselves?

  16. 100%. Now if I could only remember the names of most of my co-workers.

  17. I got 100%…I watch too much TV.

  18. I got 9 out of 12 correct (75%). Not bad considering I only actually watched one of those shows and Googled the answer on one other :-)

  19. Rosalind Shays’ death always comes to mind… it was just such a shocker. Did not see it coming. I can still remember it. My jaw was on the floor.

    Dan’s death was a big one for me. The last season was terrible, but the monologue at the end brought Roseanne back to the harsh reality of lower-income family living.

  20. I got 12 of 12, but I like to think I knew only 3 and the remainder was guessing and elimination (and not stuck in my subconscious).

  21. Wait. I thought James from “Good Times” died when he went to work on the Alaskan pipeline. . .or am I thinking of something else? This was when they got the telegram during the going-away party. . .

  22. Just Googled it. . .guess I was wrong. ..

  23. I got 100% right. Part of it was though the process of elimination.

  24. Sad to say I got 12 out of 12. I have to find a hobby.

  25. I thought Maude’s death was sheer brilliance, I definitely never saw that coming. I still get upset when I see Col. Blake’s last episode!

    Oh- and MASH was set during the Korean War, not Nam.

  26. NYPD Blue – the death of Dennis Franz’ son. Dennis rushing to the hospital after hearing a cop was shot only to find out upon walking into the room it was his son.

    Jimmy Smit’s death. I bawled like a baby. At the end of every episode, the screen went to black with credits. In this episode, it went white. Brilliant.

  27. I aced it!! But then again, I grew up in the 60s and 70s, and I’m a hopeless TV junkie. Great quiz!!

  28. 100% !!!!
    Some I knew for sure, the others were through clever deduction!!

  29. Didn’t do as well as I thought, got 4 wrong!! Good quiz though.

  30. Oh God! I got 100%.

    I really need to get a life.

  31. 75%

    My babysitter’s name was Philco.

  32. 3 out of 12 – the lowest score so far. I haven’t watched TV since high school (real life was so much more interesting).

  33. 12 out of 12
    Kind of a double edged sword of pride and shame.

    How about “chuckles the clown” from Mary Tyler Moore?
    He was dressed as a peanut and was attacked by an elephant

  34. I didn’t do very well, 33%, but I got to comment on how sad the Henry Blake episode was. Another one I thought was real sad/shocking was when Dr. Dennis Gant played by omar epps on ER got hit by the train. It was just so sudden when the pager went off and the realization hit you.

  35. 100%! that makes up for the 0% on the horror movies quiz… I am now statiscally average, I guess

  36. I scored 100%.

    I don’t watch that much TV, but I
    made some educated guesses on the
    ones I didn’t know. For example,
    the only character who could
    have died in Viet Nam would have
    been the kid from The Wonder
    Years.

    I also run a Web site called
    Dead People Server where I track
    this sort of thing (for
    real people, not for characters).

    I’m a little surprised there
    was no reference to Chuckles
    the Clown famous death in this
    quiz, but maybe it was too
    obvious.

  37. Got ‘em all.

    Do all the final-episode deaths of the characters in “Six Feet Under” count?

  38. Knew a couple,guessed on the others. Did Martin Mull write his own character’s death? How ’bout toilet seat girl in Dead Like Me?

  39. I managed to get 100%. I started by answering the ones I knew (Simpsons, Roseanne, Seinfeld, MASH), then making educated guesses on the ones I didn’t. For the shows I’ve never seen I did use wikipedia to find out if the show was a comedy or drama. For example, I’ve never seen Mary Heartman, Mary Hartman. It was on before I was even born.

  40. I think it’s incorrect to say that the writers “killed off” Mr. Hooper on Sesame Street.

    The actor really did die so they wrote it into the show to explain to kids what had happened, what it means when some one dies, etc.

    Micheal Jeter (Green Mile, Fisher King) also played a character on Sesame Street and passed away a few years back. But they never really explained that on the show.

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