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Mangesh is out of the office today. He and mental_floss co-founder Will are headed west to Mountain View, California, where tomorrow they’re giving a speech at the Googleplex. But we’ve got shirts to unload, which means the Ridiculous Board Games must go on.
Before he left, Mangesh selected an author and depicted this person on the whiteboard. If you’ve missed the previous three installments, here’s how this works:
1) This is a complete game of chance, the equivalent of saying “We chose a number between 1 and 1,000,000. Guess.” But simply drawing a number would be an insult to Mangesh and his artistic integrity. Today, you’re guessing an author. Any author.
2) You may guess four times, but all four guesses must be in separate comments.
3) Along with one of your guesses, tell us which t-shirt you’d like if you win (look below or browse our store).
4) Comments don’t appear on the site until we moderate them. But we’ll be able to tell who was the first successful guesser.
If nobody’s guessed correctly by tonight, I’ll give a few hints. Best of luck.

Update: We have a winner! (Two, actually.)
Dumas
The Pluto T-shirt please
posted by Ian Steward on 10-17-2007 at 2:05 am
Philip K Dick
The Pluto T shirt please
posted by Ian Steward on 10-17-2007 at 2:06 am
Ian Fleming
The Pluto T shirt please
posted by Ian Steward on 10-17-2007 at 2:07 am
Anais Nin
The Pluto T Shirt please
posted by Ian Steward on 10-17-2007 at 2:13 am
Neil Gaiman (the Pluto shirt is pretty)
posted by Ennika on 10-17-2007 at 2:22 am
ezra pound
posted by ennika on 10-17-2007 at 2:23 am
(author) Mishima
(shirt) Rhesus
posted by Daniel on 10-17-2007 at 2:24 am
Edward Abbey
posted by Mackz on 10-17-2007 at 2:25 am
Margaret Atwood
posted by Mackz on 10-17-2007 at 2:26 am
Greg Bear
posted by Mackz on 10-17-2007 at 2:27 am
Bill Bryson
posted by Mackz on 10-17-2007 at 2:27 am
Ayn Rand (Pluto shirt)
posted by Tricia on 10-17-2007 at 2:40 am
James Michener (Pluto shirt)
posted by Tricia on 10-17-2007 at 2:40 am
Geoffrey Chaucer (Pluto shirt)
posted by Tricia on 10-17-2007 at 2:41 am
Joseph Heller (easy as pi shirt)
posted by Christine on 10-17-2007 at 2:53 am
Haruki Murakami (pluto shirt)
posted by Christine on 10-17-2007 at 2:54 am
Thomas Hardy (easy as pi shirt)
posted by Christine on 10-17-2007 at 2:56 am
Patricia Cornwell (pluto shirt)
posted by Christine on 10-17-2007 at 2:57 am
Oscar Wilde (Soap shirt)
posted by Ariane on 10-17-2007 at 3:00 am
Salman Rushdie (pluto)
posted by Julie on 10-17-2007 at 3:04 am
Milan Kundera (pluto)
posted by Julie on 10-17-2007 at 3:04 am
Umberto Eco
posted by Julie on 10-17-2007 at 3:05 am
And the fourth in my top four favorite authors (hopefully one is lucky)
Aldous Huxley (pluto shirt)
posted by Julie on 10-17-2007 at 3:06 am
Gunter Grass
Pluto (W)
posted by Venessa on 10-17-2007 at 3:11 am
Doris Lessing
Pluto (W)
posted by Venessa on 10-17-2007 at 3:12 am
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Pluto (W)
posted by Venessa on 10-17-2007 at 3:12 am
kurt vonnegut (karl marx shirt)
posted by peter on 10-17-2007 at 3:12 am
Mario Puzo (Achilles)
posted by Stick on 10-17-2007 at 3:13 am
And fourth totally random guess:
Enid Blyton
Pluto (W)
posted by Venessa on 10-17-2007 at 3:13 am
Kurt Vonnegut (Achilles)
posted by Stick on 10-17-2007 at 3:16 am
Margaret Atwood (Achilles)
posted by Stick on 10-17-2007 at 3:19 am
Upton Sinclair {Rhesus}
posted by Timo on 10-17-2007 at 3:19 am
Orson Scott Card
(Women’s Pavlov shirt)
posted by Alison on 10-17-2007 at 3:20 am
Ernest Hemingway
posted by Timo on 10-17-2007 at 3:20 am
Tim O’Brien (Achilles)
My favorite author
BTW…Peter beat me with Vonnegut by 4 minutes : (
posted by Stick on 10-17-2007 at 3:21 am
Charlotte Bronte
(Women’s Pavlov shirt)
posted by Alison on 10-17-2007 at 3:21 am
JRR Tolkien
posted by Timo on 10-17-2007 at 3:21 am
Mark Twain
posted by Timo on 10-17-2007 at 3:22 am
Guy Gavriel Kay
(women’s Pavlov shirt)
posted by Alison on 10-17-2007 at 3:22 am
Chuck Palahniuk
(Simple as Pi)
posted by Marci on 10-17-2007 at 3:58 am
i would have picked doris lessing, but i’ll go for franz kafka instead…
(i’d love the idioms t-shirt.)
posted by kathy on 10-17-2007 at 4:00 am
Ernest Hemingway
Mental Floss logo t-shirt, please!
posted by Gina on 10-17-2007 at 4:00 am
franz kafka
pluto shirt, por favor!
posted by contingenciestoo on 10-17-2007 at 4:01 am
second guess: mark twain
posted by kathy on 10-17-2007 at 4:01 am
Jane Austen
Mental Floss logo t-shirt, please!
posted by Gina Beirne on 10-17-2007 at 4:02 am
marcel proust!
posted by contingenciestoo on 10-17-2007 at 4:02 am
Flaubert
Mental Floss logo t-shirt, please!
posted by Gina B. on 10-17-2007 at 4:03 am
Ray Bradbury
Mental Floss logo t-shirt, please!
posted by Gina B. on 10-17-2007 at 4:03 am
or maybe arthur c. clarke?
posted by kathy on 10-17-2007 at 4:03 am
last try: isaac asimov
posted by kathy on 10-17-2007 at 4:05 am
er, soren kierkegaard?!
posted by contingenciestoo on 10-17-2007 at 4:05 am
Salman Rushdie
(Rhesus)
posted by Trevor on 10-17-2007 at 4:07 am
David Foster Wallace
(Rhesus)
posted by Trevor on 10-17-2007 at 4:08 am
George Saunders
(Rhesus)
posted by Trevor on 10-17-2007 at 4:08 am
Samuel Johnson
(Rhesus)
posted by Trevor on 10-17-2007 at 4:09 am
Beethoven (Beethoven t-shirt)
posted by joy on 10-17-2007 at 4:10 am
tolkien
posted by bo on 10-17-2007 at 4:10 am
James Frey
posted by bo on 10-17-2007 at 4:11 am
Groucho Marx (Beethoven t-shirt)
posted by joy on 10-17-2007 at 4:11 am
anne mccaffrey
posted by bo on 10-17-2007 at 4:11 am
terry brooks
posted by bo on 10-17-2007 at 4:11 am
oh, and the idiom shirt
posted by bo on 10-17-2007 at 4:12 am
Noam Chomsky
(Women’s Pi)
posted by Keri on 10-17-2007 at 4:16 am
William Gibson
(women’s pi)
posted by Keri on 10-17-2007 at 4:18 am
George Orwell
posted by Keri on 10-17-2007 at 4:20 am
Dante Alighieri
posted by Keri on 10-17-2007 at 4:22 am
I can never see these things, is there something I have to do, all I ever see is the white board with a question mark.
posted by Aimee D on 10-17-2007 at 4:26 am
Stephen King
Pluto shirt
posted by Gideon on 10-17-2007 at 4:33 am
Upton Sinclair
Retro mom
posted by Lara Hicks on 10-17-2007 at 4:34 am
Bertold Brecht
Retro Mom
posted by Lara Hicks on 10-17-2007 at 4:35 am
Larry McMurtrey
Retro Mom
posted by Lara Hicks on 10-17-2007 at 4:35 am
S.E. Hinton
Retro Mom
posted by Lara Hicks on 10-17-2007 at 4:36 am
Robert Jordan
mental floss
posted by Bennett on 10-17-2007 at 4:38 am
Orson Scott Card
mental floss
posted by Bennett on 10-17-2007 at 4:39 am
Thomas Perry
mental floss
posted by Bennett on 10-17-2007 at 4:40 am
ian mcewan
(rhesus monkey)
posted by james on 10-17-2007 at 4:42 am
Dean Koontz
posted by Gideon on 10-17-2007 at 4:43 am
orhan pamuk
posted by james on 10-17-2007 at 4:43 am
dr. seuss
posted by james on 10-17-2007 at 4:44 am
Eric Van Lustbader
(Pluto shirt)
posted by Gideon on 10-17-2007 at 4:44 am
tolstoy
posted by james on 10-17-2007 at 4:45 am
Anton LaVey
posted by Gideon on 10-17-2007 at 4:45 am
Charles Dickens
Rhesus Monkey!
posted by MathFreak on 10-17-2007 at 4:46 am
Janet Evanovich
You’ve Got Male T-shirt, please
posted by Greg on 10-17-2007 at 4:47 am
Ray Bradbury
posted by MathFreak on 10-17-2007 at 4:49 am
Anne Coulter
Pluto please
posted by Kathleen on 10-17-2007 at 4:50 am
Agatha Christie
posted by MathFreak on 10-17-2007 at 4:50 am
John le Carre
posted by MathFreak on 10-17-2007 at 4:51 am
Malcolm Gladwell
Pluto shirt please
posted by Caroline Poplawski on 10-17-2007 at 4:52 am
Allen Ginsburg
posted by Ennika on 10-17-2007 at 4:52 am
Frank Herbert
Let’s try the Pluto shirt …
posted by Greg on 10-17-2007 at 4:52 am
Sneaky Pie Brown
Nix-on, Nix-off
posted by Greg on 10-17-2007 at 4:54 am
Dick Francis
World Physics Society, please
posted by Greg on 10-17-2007 at 5:00 am
S.E. Hinton
posted by andy on 10-17-2007 at 5:00 am
S.E. Hinton t-shirt:Pluto
posted by Andy on 10-17-2007 at 5:03 am
Stephen Ambrose T-shirt:pluto
posted by Andy on 10-17-2007 at 5:04 am
Jules Verne T-shrit:pluto
posted by Andy on 10-17-2007 at 5:05 am
William Archibold T-shirt:PLuto
posted by Andy on 10-17-2007 at 5:07 am
JOHN TIMPANE
I would be proud to wear a Mental Floss shirt!
posted by Betsy on 10-17-2007 at 5:09 am
Robert Heinlein
Pluto, please
posted by Ellen on 10-17-2007 at 5:12 am
Tom Robbins
Pluto, please
posted by Ellen on 10-17-2007 at 5:12 am
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Pluto shirt, please.
posted by Flo on 10-17-2007 at 5:19 am
C. S. Lewis (author)
idioms (t-shirt)
posted by JacquiO on 10-17-2007 at 5:20 am
Erma Bombeck (author)
idioms (t-shirt)
posted by JacquiO on 10-17-2007 at 5:21 am
Alice Sebold, the easy as pi shirt
posted by Kathy on 10-17-2007 at 5:21 am
Dan Brown (author)
idioms (t-shirt)
posted by JacquiO on 10-17-2007 at 5:22 am
Chinua Achebe (Pluto)
posted by Flo on 10-17-2007 at 5:23 am
Laurence Sterne
plain mentalfloss shirt
posted by JJ on 10-17-2007 at 5:23 am
Stephen Hawking
Rhesus t-shirt
posted by David Dixon on 10-17-2007 at 5:26 am
Martha Stewart
Rhesus t-shirt
posted by David Dixon on 10-17-2007 at 5:26 am
JD Salinger (women’s fitted Pavlov tshirt, please)
posted by mary catherine romans on 10-17-2007 at 5:27 am
JD Salenger
posted by Lindsay on 10-17-2007 at 5:27 am
Harper Lee
mentalfloss shirt
posted by JJ on 10-17-2007 at 5:27 am
Bram Stoker
Rhesus
posted by John on 10-17-2007 at 5:28 am
John Knowles
Pluto shirt please
posted by Lindsay on 10-17-2007 at 5:28 am
Kurt Vonnegut
MentalFloss shirt
posted by JJ on 10-17-2007 at 5:29 am
Adriana Trigiani
Pluto shirt please
posted by Lindsay on 10-17-2007 at 5:30 am
God
posted by Mitch on 10-17-2007 at 5:30 am
Ernest Hemingway
posted by Mitch on 10-17-2007 at 5:30 am
Judy Blume
posted by Jess on 10-17-2007 at 5:30 am
William Faulkner
posted by Mitch on 10-17-2007 at 5:31 am
Douglas Adams
Rhesus t-shirt, please
posted by Mitch on 10-17-2007 at 5:32 am
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Pluto shirt please
posted by Lindsay on 10-17-2007 at 5:32 am
J.M. Barrie (Lady Macbeth. please.)
posted by Diane on 10-17-2007 at 5:32 am
Luke the Evangelist
posted by Diane on 10-17-2007 at 5:34 am
Shel Silverstein
The “Easy as 3.14…” shirt
posted by Joanna on 10-17-2007 at 5:37 am
Katherine Paterson
posted by Diane on 10-17-2007 at 5:39 am
Edgar Allan Poe
posted by Diane on 10-17-2007 at 5:40 am
William Shakespeare
The Easy as 3.14 shirt
posted by joanna on 10-17-2007 at 5:46 am
Tom Clancy
Pluto Shirt
posted by Nico on 10-17-2007 at 5:48 am
Richard Dawkins
Pluto Shirt
posted by Nico on 10-17-2007 at 5:48 am
Stephen King
Pluto Shirt
posted by Nico on 10-17-2007 at 5:49 am
O Henry
Lady Macbeth hand soap
posted by Katherine on 10-17-2007 at 5:49 am
L. Ron Hubbard
MentalFloss t
posted by JJ on 10-17-2007 at 5:50 am
Roald Dahl
The ladies’ Easy as 3.14 shirt
posted by joanna on 10-17-2007 at 5:50 am
JK Rowling
Pluto Shirt
posted by Nico on 10-17-2007 at 5:51 am
A A Milne
Easy as Pi please
posted by Margie on 10-17-2007 at 5:51 am
Ben Franklin
Easy as Pi please
posted by Margie on 10-17-2007 at 5:52 am
John Grisham
Easy as Pie, please
posted by Margie on 10-17-2007 at 5:52 am
Jack Kerouak
Easy as Pi, please
posted by Margie on 10-17-2007 at 5:53 am
Augusten Burroughs
Idiom tshirt
posted by Stephanie on 10-17-2007 at 5:54 am
J.D. Salinger
Idioms
posted by Kevin on 10-17-2007 at 5:54 am
Victor Hugo (Idioms shirt)
posted by Sarah on 10-17-2007 at 5:54 am
William S Burroughs
Idiom tshirt
posted by stephanie on 10-17-2007 at 5:54 am
Jane Austin (idioms shirt)
posted by Sarah on 10-17-2007 at 5:55 am
Flannery O’Connor (Mental Floss)
posted by EJ on 10-17-2007 at 5:55 am
Arthur Miller
Idiom tshirt
posted by stephanie on 10-17-2007 at 5:55 am
Bram Stoker (idioms shirt)
posted by Sarah on 10-17-2007 at 5:55 am
H.G. Wells (idiom shirt)
posted by Sarah on 10-17-2007 at 5:56 am
John Steinbeck
idiom tshirt
posted by stephanie on 10-17-2007 at 5:56 am
2nd guess:
Truman Capote
idioms shirt
posted by Kevin on 10-17-2007 at 5:56 am
John Irving
Pluto shirt
posted by Leslie on 10-17-2007 at 5:59 am
John Berryman
Idioms shirt
posted by Kevin on 10-17-2007 at 5:59 am
Jane Austin
Pluto shirt
posted by Leslie on 10-17-2007 at 6:00 am
Fourth and final guess,
Karl Marx and the Karl Marx shirt please
posted by Kevin on 10-17-2007 at 6:03 am
Henry James
Pluto
posted by Leslie on 10-17-2007 at 6:03 am
James Joyce
posted by Leslie on 10-17-2007 at 6:04 am
Robert Louis Stevenson
(Lady Macbeth shirt)
posted by Tabi on 10-17-2007 at 6:05 am
Terry Pratchett
Scurvy tee
posted by mev on 10-17-2007 at 6:05 am
Edwin Abbott Abbott
Pavlov tee
posted by Mev on 10-17-2007 at 6:06 am
Stephen Colbert.
I fancy the MentalFloss tee.
posted by Kristi on 10-17-2007 at 6:06 am
Newton
Pi tee
posted by mev on 10-17-2007 at 6:07 am
H.G. Wells
(Lady Macbeth shirt)
posted by Tabi on 10-17-2007 at 6:07 am
Augusten Burroughs
Pluto
posted by Laura Warecki on 10-17-2007 at 6:07 am
Willa Cather
Lady Macbeth Soap shirt, please…..
posted by Chris Thorpe on 10-17-2007 at 6:07 am
John Irving
posted by Annette on 10-17-2007 at 6:08 am
Albert Camus
Women’s Scurvy tee
posted by Kimberly on 10-17-2007 at 6:08 am
Aeschylus
Pi tee
posted by mev on 10-17-2007 at 6:08 am
Sinclair Lewis
posted by Annette on 10-17-2007 at 6:08 am
Kate Chopin
Women’s Scurvy tee
posted by Kimberly on 10-17-2007 at 6:08 am
Edgar Allan Poe
Lady MacBeth shirt please
posted by alisonc on 10-17-2007 at 6:09 am
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Women’s Scurvy tee
posted by Kimberly on 10-17-2007 at 6:09 am
John Stewart
pluto
posted by Laura Warecki on 10-17-2007 at 6:09 am
Ernest Gann
posted by Annette on 10-17-2007 at 6:09 am
William Shakespeare
(of course, Lady Macbeth shirt!)
posted by Tabi on 10-17-2007 at 6:09 am
Harriet Beecher Stowe
pluto
posted by Laura Warecki on 10-17-2007 at 6:10 am
Rachel Carson
Women’s Scurvy tee
posted by Kimberly on 10-17-2007 at 6:10 am
Christopher Moore
posted by Annette on 10-17-2007 at 6:10 am
Hunter S. Thompson
posted by Harris on 10-17-2007 at 6:11 am
annie proulx
easy as pi
posted by judy mckenney on 10-17-2007 at 6:11 am
Mary Shelly
Mental Floss logo tee, please
posted by AlisonC on 10-17-2007 at 6:13 am
Judy Blume
Pavlov T-shirt
posted by Payned on 10-17-2007 at 6:13 am
Nathaniel Hawthorne
mental floss logo, please
posted by alisonc on 10-17-2007 at 6:14 am
Brian Jacques?
Rhesus, please.
posted by Justin on 10-17-2007 at 6:14 am
Italo Calvino
(Rhesus)
posted by Josh on 10-17-2007 at 6:15 am
Philip Roth
(Rhesus)
posted by Josh on 10-17-2007 at 6:15 am
John Steinbeck
(Rhesus)
posted by Josh on 10-17-2007 at 6:16 am
Louis L’Amour
Pluto R.I.P.
posted by Katie B. on 10-17-2007 at 6:16 am
Michael Crichton
Pavlov T-shirt
posted by Payned on 10-17-2007 at 6:17 am
How about Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel)?
(I like the Rhesus t-shirt–XXL please)
posted by Annie on 10-17-2007 at 6:18 am
Dickens ?
You’ve got Male - womens
posted by Deirdre on 10-17-2007 at 6:18 am
Arthur Conan Doyle
(Rhesus)
posted by Josh on 10-17-2007 at 6:19 am
Hmmm… Mary Shelley?
(Lady Macbeth Hand Soap - XXL)
posted by Annie on 10-17-2007 at 6:19 am
Homer
Rhesus (women’s fitted, please)
posted by Keri on 10-17-2007 at 6:19 am
O Henry
You’ve got Male - womens
posted by Deirdre on 10-17-2007 at 6:20 am
Sir Thomas Malory
(the idioms shirt–XXL please)
posted by Annie on 10-17-2007 at 6:21 am
Andrew Weil
Pavlov T-shirt
posted by Payned on 10-17-2007 at 6:22 am
The anonymous guy who wrote Beowulf?
(Easy as 3.14… - XXL, please)
posted by Annie on 10-17-2007 at 6:23 am
Shel Silverstein (Male) XL please
posted by Anthony Pope on 10-17-2007 at 6:23 am
Oscar Wilde
posted by Andrea on 10-17-2007 at 6:24 am
Jodi Picoult
Pavlov T-shirt (men’s)
posted by Payned on 10-17-2007 at 6:27 am
Margaret Mitchell
posted by Andrea on 10-17-2007 at 6:28 am
Second go at it….
Flannery O’Connor
(Soap) XL please
posted by Anthony Pope on 10-17-2007 at 6:29 am
Mark Twain
Rhesus t-shirt, please
posted by Eric on 10-17-2007 at 6:31 am
Mr. T
Rhesus t-shirt, please
posted by Eric on 10-17-2007 at 6:31 am
Pietra Rivoli
Mental floss logo XL please
posted by Anthony Pope on 10-17-2007 at 6:32 am
Piers Anthony
Rhesus t-shirt, please
posted by Eric on 10-17-2007 at 6:32 am
It’s Will!
Easy as Pie!!
posted by Amy on 10-17-2007 at 6:32 am
Charles Darwin
Rhesus t-shirt, please
posted by Eric on 10-17-2007 at 6:33 am
Robert Ludlom
posted by Mike Wright on 10-17-2007 at 6:34 am
Kurt Vonnegut
Idioms - large
posted by Cam on 10-17-2007 at 6:34 am
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Pavlov t-shirt (as big as they go)
posted by Doug Warner on 10-17-2007 at 6:34 am
Last go of it….
Katharine DeBrecht (if you don’t know her you should look her up…amazing what people come up with)
You’ve got Male (XL please)
posted by Anthony Pope on 10-17-2007 at 6:35 am
It’s a self-portrait of Mangesh!
Easy as Pie!!
posted by Amy on 10-17-2007 at 6:35 am
Gaston Leroux
and the Scurvy T
posted by Deuce on 10-17-2007 at 6:35 am
Dr Seuss
posted by Mike Wright on 10-17-2007 at 6:35 am
P.G. Wodehouse
Beethoven shirt
posted by Amy on 10-17-2007 at 6:36 am
John Feinstein
posted by Mike Wright on 10-17-2007 at 6:36 am
H.P. Lovecraft
posted by Deuce on 10-17-2007 at 6:36 am
Mark Twain
posted by Mike Wright on 10-17-2007 at 6:37 am
Rachel Carson
You’ve got male - large
posted by Cam on 10-17-2007 at 6:37 am
Henry David Thoreau
posted by Deuce on 10-17-2007 at 6:38 am
Stephen King
The Beethoven shirt please.
posted by paperback writer on 10-17-2007 at 6:39 am
Homer
Easy as 3.14…. - large
posted by Cam on 10-17-2007 at 6:39 am
Larry McMurtry
Lady Macbeth T
posted by KJ on 10-17-2007 at 6:40 am
Lucy Jago
Pluto tee shirt
posted by Jim Meaders on 10-17-2007 at 6:41 am
Sir Walter Scott
posted by Amy on 10-17-2007 at 6:41 am
Sun Tzu
Nobel - Dy-no-mite - large
posted by Cam on 10-17-2007 at 6:41 am
Richard Brautigan
Pluto tee shirt
posted by Jim Meaders on 10-17-2007 at 6:41 am
and finally…
Christopher Marlowe
(and to clarify the T-shirt choice since people are specifying - it’ll be an XL, please)
posted by Deuce on 10-17-2007 at 6:42 am
Emily Bronte
lady macbeth T
posted by KJ on 10-17-2007 at 6:42 am
Ruth Kligman
Pluto tee shirt
posted by Jim Meaders on 10-17-2007 at 6:42 am
Gertrude Stein
(Freud shirt)
posted by Andrea on 10-17-2007 at 6:43 am
Ralph Ellison
posted by Andrea on 10-17-2007 at 6:44 am
Khaled Hosseini
Lady Macbeth T
posted by KJ on 10-17-2007 at 6:45 am
James Joyce?
Rhesus shirt
posted by TMo on 10-17-2007 at 6:45 am
Dan Brown
Pluto tee shirt
posted by Jim Meaders on 10-17-2007 at 6:46 am
Henrik Ibsen?
Rhesus
posted by TMo on 10-17-2007 at 6:46 am
Kahlil Gibran
posted by Amy on 10-17-2007 at 6:47 am
Khaled Hosseini?
Rhesus
posted by TMo on 10-17-2007 at 6:47 am
Herman Melville
posted by Amy on 10-17-2007 at 6:47 am
Scott Adams (Comic books are books!)
Lady Macbeth T, please
posted by KJ on 10-17-2007 at 6:48 am
Lewis Carroll?
Rhesus
posted by TMo on 10-17-2007 at 6:49 am
Edward Rutherford
Simple as 3.141592 T-shirt
posted by Sheila on 10-17-2007 at 6:50 am
Michael Stusser
posted by Andrew on 10-17-2007 at 6:50 am
David Sedaris
woman’s Pluto
posted by Summer on 10-17-2007 at 6:50 am
Robert Ludlum
posted by Andrew on 10-17-2007 at 6:50 am
Kathy Reichs
Simple as 3.141592 T-shirt
posted by Sheila on 10-17-2007 at 6:51 am
George Elliot
Simple as 3.141592 T-shirt
posted by Sheila on 10-17-2007 at 6:52 am
Dave Eggers
(Mental Floss shirt)
posted by gmathis on 10-17-2007 at 6:52 am
Walt Whitman
posted by Dan Costello on 10-17-2007 at 6:52 am
Charles Dickens
Pluto
posted by Richard Curley on 10-17-2007 at 6:52 am
Henry James
(Easy as pi)
posted by Jennifer on 10-17-2007 at 6:53 am
Elizabeth Peters
(Mental Floss shirt)
posted by gmathis on 10-17-2007 at 6:53 am
e e cummings
Pluto
posted by Richard Curley on 10-17-2007 at 6:53 am
Alspaugh Represents!
Author (Berkeley Breathed)
Pluto Tee
posted by C Chan on 10-17-2007 at 6:53 am
Brad Thor
T-Shirt - Hip to Be Square
posted by Andrew on 10-17-2007 at 6:53 am
Jean Auel
Simple as 3.141592
posted by Sheila on 10-17-2007 at 6:54 am
Nora Roberts writing as J.D. Robb
(Mental Floss shirt)
posted by gmathis on 10-17-2007 at 6:54 am
James Patterson
(simple as pi - Large)
posted by Jennifer on 10-17-2007 at 6:55 am
Malcolm Gladwell
Pluto Tee
posted by C Chan on 10-17-2007 at 6:55 am
Steven Levitt
Pluto Tee
posted by C Chan on 10-17-2007 at 6:55 am
Thomas Sowell
You’ve got male - XL
posted by greg staton on 10-17-2007 at 6:56 am
Jan Karon
(Mental Floss shirt)
posted by gmathis on 10-17-2007 at 6:56 am
Marion Zimmer Bradley
(simple as pi - Large)
posted by Jennifer on 10-17-2007 at 6:56 am
Steven King
Pluto
posted by Nora on 10-17-2007 at 6:56 am
Carl Sandburg
Pluto
posted by Richard Curley on 10-17-2007 at 6:56 am
Dr. Seuss
posted by Steve on 10-17-2007 at 6:56 am
John Fowles
Pluto
posted by C Chan on 10-17-2007 at 6:56 am
Joseph Campbell
You’ve got male - XL
posted by greg staton on 10-17-2007 at 6:56 am
Clive Cussler
posted by Andrew on 10-17-2007 at 6:56 am
Jane Austen
posted by Steve on 10-17-2007 at 6:57 am
Ayn Rand
Pluto
posted by Nora on 10-17-2007 at 6:57 am
David Halberstam
Rhesus - L
posted by greg staton on 10-17-2007 at 6:57 am
Danielle Steel
Pluto
posted by Nora on 10-17-2007 at 6:58 am
Last one…
Gregory Maguire
(simple as pi - Large)
posted by Jennifer on 10-17-2007 at 6:58 am
Stephen Covey
Rhesus - L
posted by greg staton on 10-17-2007 at 6:58 am
Robert Frost
Pluto
posted by Amy on 10-17-2007 at 6:58 am
Willa cather
posted by Steve on 10-17-2007 at 6:59 am
Darby Conley
Pluto
posted by Nora on 10-17-2007 at 6:59 am
1st guess - Ken Jennings
posted by JaneM on 10-17-2007 at 6:59 am
Jack London
posted by Steve on 10-17-2007 at 6:59 am
Dickens
posted by ALISIA on 10-17-2007 at 7:00 am
Aldous Huxley
posted by Richard Curley on 10-17-2007 at 7:00 am
stephen king (pluto)
posted by Terry on 10-17-2007 at 7:01 am
Christopher Moore PLUTO PLEASE
posted by Miss Nae on 10-17-2007 at 7:01 am
j.k. rowling (pluto)
posted by Terry on 10-17-2007 at 7:01 am
tom wolfe
Simple as 3.141592
posted by Corey on 10-17-2007 at 7:02 am
Al Gore (pluto)
posted by Terry on 10-17-2007 at 7:02 am
Jim Butcher Pluto
posted by Miss Nae on 10-17-2007 at 7:02 am
Margaret Weis (Pluto, please)
posted by Kimberley on 10-17-2007 at 7:02 am
Marion Zimmer Bradley (Pluto, please)
posted by Kimberley on 10-17-2007 at 7:03 am
Italo Calvino
Idioms t-Shirt, please.
posted by Meg on 10-17-2007 at 7:03 am
ovid
scurvy t
posted by charlene on 10-17-2007 at 7:03 am
David Eddings (Pluto, please)
posted by Kimberley on 10-17-2007 at 7:03 am
author: Mary Shelley (well, Halloween is coming up)
shirt:Rhesus please
posted by JaneM on 10-17-2007 at 7:04 am
Sarah Ash - Pluto
posted by Miss Nae on 10-17-2007 at 7:04 am
Charles Dickens
Simple as 3.141592
posted by Corey on 10-17-2007 at 7:04 am
Ernest Hemingway
Simple as 3.141592
posted by Corey on 10-17-2007 at 7:04 am
Gore Vidal
Achilles t-shirt
posted by kathy on 10-17-2007 at 7:05 am
Harry Crews
Rhesus
posted by Newby on 10-17-2007 at 7:05 am
yogi berra (pluto)
posted by Terry on 10-17-2007 at 7:05 am
author: Bram Stoker
shirt: rhesus
posted by JaneM on 10-17-2007 at 7:05 am
Dr. Seuss - Pluto
posted by Miss Nae on 10-17-2007 at 7:06 am
Chuck Klosterman
*Marco Polo shirt
posted by Jessica on 10-17-2007 at 7:06 am
David McCullough
Achilles t-shirt
posted by kathy on 10-17-2007 at 7:06 am
Mitch Alborn - Simple as Pi
posted by Mr. Perez on 10-17-2007 at 7:07 am
John Grisham - Simple as Pi
posted by Mr. Perez on 10-17-2007 at 7:07 am
Mortimer Adler
Achilles t-shirt
posted by kathy on 10-17-2007 at 7:07 am
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Rhesus
posted by Newby on 10-17-2007 at 7:08 am
Edgar Allan Poe - Simple as Pi
posted by Mr. Perez on 10-17-2007 at 7:08 am
Barbara Kingsolver
(Women’s Idioms - ha!)
posted by LMay on 10-17-2007 at 7:08 am
Micheal Crichton
(woman’s simple as pi)
posted by Katrina Barrett on 10-17-2007 at 7:08 am
Dr. Seuss (Pluto)
posted by Mistie on 10-17-2007 at 7:08 am
Neil Postman
Achilles t-shirt
Thanks!!
posted by kathy on 10-17-2007 at 7:09 am
Tom Clancy
posted by Kyle on 10-17-2007 at 7:09 am
Joel Osteen
posted by Lizard Breath on 10-17-2007 at 7:09 am
Anne Longston
posted by Katrina Barrett on 10-17-2007 at 7:09 am
Niccolò Machiavelli
lady macbeth-medium
posted by Casey N. on 10-17-2007 at 7:10 am
Lemony Snicket
(Pluto, please)
posted by Pat on 10-17-2007 at 7:10 am
William Shattner
Karl Marx XXXL
posted by Kyle on 10-17-2007 at 7:10 am
1st guess - Louisa May Alcott
posted by Jessica on 10-17-2007 at 7:10 am
Sappho
(Women’s Idioms)
posted by L-dog on 10-17-2007 at 7:10 am
Agatha Christie
posted by Katrina Barrett on 10-17-2007 at 7:10 am
Homer - Simple as Pi
posted by Mr. Perez on 10-17-2007 at 7:11 am
Nick Hornby - I want the Rhesus, pleasus!
posted by Connie on 10-17-2007 at 7:11 am
Pat Conroy
(mental floss logo, please)
posted by Pat on 10-17-2007 at 7:11 am
2nd guess - George Eliot
(tshirt: Easter Island –same for 1st guess)
posted by Jessica on 10-17-2007 at 7:11 am
Anne Rice
posted by Katrina Barrett on 10-17-2007 at 7:11 am
Joan Didion
(pluto, please)
posted by Pat on 10-17-2007 at 7:12 am
3rd guess - Barbara Kingsolver
(shirt: Easter Island)
posted by Jessica on 10-17-2007 at 7:12 am
Khaled Hosseini, PLEASE send me the Rhesus!
posted by Connie on 10-17-2007 at 7:12 am
Ellen Raskin
(Women’s Idioms)
posted by L-town on 10-17-2007 at 7:13 am
4th & final guess: Edith Wharton
(tshirt: easter island)
posted by Jessica on 10-17-2007 at 7:13 am
Last guess: Paulo Coelho
(mental floss logo, please)
posted by Pat on 10-17-2007 at 7:13 am
Herman Hesse, I’m craving a Rhesus!
posted by Connie on 10-17-2007 at 7:13 am
Ed McBain
Scurvy - xl
posted by Lee Morelli on 10-17-2007 at 7:14 am
W.E.B. Griffin
posted by Lee Morelli on 10-17-2007 at 7:15 am
Ray Bradbury and this is the last time I’m telling you, I need a monkey fix!
posted by Connie on 10-17-2007 at 7:15 am
JR Tolkien
Rhesus Monkey T
posted by Yerg on 10-17-2007 at 7:15 am
Thomas Pynchon
WPSRT-SHIRT
posted by schmelz on 10-17-2007 at 7:15 am
issac asimov
alfred nobel T
posted by Yerg on 10-17-2007 at 7:15 am
1. John Kennedy Toole
2. Truman Capote
Freud
posted by Nick on 10-17-2007 at 7:16 am
Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket)
idiom shirt
posted by Lee on 10-17-2007 at 7:16 am
Donald E. Westlake
posted by Lee Morelli on 10-17-2007 at 7:16 am
Benjamin Hoff
posted by Lee on 10-17-2007 at 7:16 am
Clive Barker
posted by Lee on 10-17-2007 at 7:17 am
Saul Bellow (Rhesus (W))
posted by Alice on 10-17-2007 at 7:17 am
Jonathan Lethem
Mental Floss t-shirt, please.
posted by Michelle on 10-17-2007 at 7:17 am
Stephen R. Donaldson
Pluto Tshirt
posted by Pat on 10-17-2007 at 7:18 am
DH Lawrence (Rhesus (W))
posted by Alice on 10-17-2007 at 7:18 am
Mary Shelley
RIP Pluto
posted by Yerg on 10-17-2007 at 7:18 am
Victor Hugo (Rhesus (W))
posted by Alice on 10-17-2007 at 7:18 am
Jeff Lindsay
posted by Lee on 10-17-2007 at 7:19 am
Thomas L. Friedman
Pluto tshirt
posted by Pat on 10-17-2007 at 7:19 am
Washington Irving
Women’s Pavlov T-Shirt
posted by Alice on 10-17-2007 at 7:19 am
Joyce Carol Oates
(Women’s Idioms)
posted by LMNOP on 10-17-2007 at 7:19 am
Carl Sagan
Pluto tshirt
posted by Pat on 10-17-2007 at 7:20 am
Norman Mailer
Pluto tshirt
posted by Pat on 10-17-2007 at 7:21 am
Jasper Fforde (Rhesus (W))
posted by Alice on 10-17-2007 at 7:21 am
Shel Silverstein
Rhesus
posted by Witty Nickname on 10-17-2007 at 7:21 am
Cecil Adams
(Karl Marx shirt)
posted by James on 10-17-2007 at 7:21 am
Christopher Hitchens
(Karl Marx shirt)
posted by James on 10-17-2007 at 7:22 am
Laura Ingalls Wilder
Marco Polo
posted by Sarah on 10-17-2007 at 7:22 am
Richard North Patterson
mental floss
posted by Jan on 10-17-2007 at 7:24 am
Robert Fulghum :)
women’s rhesus
posted by caitlen315 on 10-17-2007 at 7:24 am
Buckmaster Fuller
posted by schmelz on 10-17-2007 at 7:25 am
Salmon Rushdie
Pluto all the way, baby.
posted by Eric Tazelaar on 10-17-2007 at 7:26 am
William Gibson
WPSFRT-SHIRT
posted by schmelz on 10-17-2007 at 7:26 am
Saul Bellow
Rhesus
posted by JllyBnr on 10-17-2007 at 7:26 am
Al Franken
Rhesus
posted by JllyBnr on 10-17-2007 at 7:27 am
Sarah Gruen
posted by Jan on 10-17-2007 at 7:27 am
Lawrence Richette
I’d love the rhesus shirt please.
posted by steve Hutto on 10-17-2007 at 7:28 am
Robert Jordan
Rhesus
posted by Jlly Bnr on 10-17-2007 at 7:28 am
Piers Anthony
Women’s Simple as 3.141592
posted by Corinne on 10-17-2007 at 7:28 am
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
posted by caitlen315 on 10-17-2007 at 7:29 am
Leo Tolstoy
Rhesus
posted by Jlly Bnr on 10-17-2007 at 7:30 am
Mark Twain
Rhesus please
posted by Ed on 10-17-2007 at 7:30 am
Steve Colbert
(is from)
Pluto
posted by Eric Tazelaar on 10-17-2007 at 7:30 am
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Lady MacBeth - please
posted by Ed on 10-17-2007 at 7:31 am
Christopher Paolini
Rhesus
posted by JllyBnr on 10-17-2007 at 7:31 am
Poppy Z Brite
women’s pluto
posted by Shannon on 10-17-2007 at 7:31 am
Ayn Rand
(Rhesus t-shirt, please)
posted by JD Mitchell on 10-17-2007 at 7:31 am
mark twain
simple as 3.14 shirt…ooh la la
posted by Arlene on 10-17-2007 at 7:32 am
Neil Gaiman
women’s pluto
posted by Shannon on 10-17-2007 at 7:33 am
Thorton Wilder
Lady MacBeth - please
posted by Tomith on 10-17-2007 at 7:33 am
Leonard Cohen
women’s pluto
posted by Shannon on 10-17-2007 at 7:33 am
Shakespeare
Lady MacBeth = please
posted by Tomith on 10-17-2007 at 7:33 am
Bret Easton-Ellis
women’s pluto
posted by Shannon on 10-17-2007 at 7:34 am
Judy Blume :0)
Pluto Tee, please.
posted by H Velasquez on 10-17-2007 at 7:35 am
Edgar Allen Poe
Scurvy shirt, please
posted by Terry B Gardner on 10-17-2007 at 7:35 am
Dr. Seuss
Pluto!
posted by cathy on 10-17-2007 at 7:35 am
Steven Ambrose
posted by Jan on 10-17-2007 at 7:36 am
C.S. Lewis (pluto)
posted by Meredith on 10-17-2007 at 7:36 am
1. Ludwig Bemelman
Lady MacBeth shirt
posted by Debb on 10-17-2007 at 7:36 am
Christopher Moore
Pluto
posted by Deb on 10-17-2007 at 7:36 am
Isabel Allende
Easy as 3.14
posted by Karen Wilson on 10-17-2007 at 7:37 am
Venerable Bede
Rhesus
posted by Fat Fred on 10-17-2007 at 7:37 am
Hunter S Thompson
3.1214 mom’s shirt
posted by Nancy on 10-17-2007 at 7:37 am
Mark Haddon
Still pluto :)
posted by cathy on 10-17-2007 at 7:37 am
2. Madeline L’Engle
Lady MacBeth shirt
posted by Debb on 10-17-2007 at 7:37 am
Terry Pratchett
You’ve Got Male
posted by Deb on 10-17-2007 at 7:37 am
Tim O’Brien
a woman’s Easy as 3.14 shirt…what could be better?
posted by Arlene on 10-17-2007 at 7:38 am
Gene Roddenberry
Rhesus
posted by Larry Fisher on 10-17-2007 at 7:38 am
Elizabeth Kostova
Easy is 3.14
posted by Karen Wilson on 10-17-2007 at 7:38 am
3. Kay Thompson
Lady MacBeth shirt
posted by Debb on 10-17-2007 at 7:38 am
Kerouac
(Original Deaf Jam)
posted by Elizabeth on 10-17-2007 at 7:38 am
Robert Barclay (pluto)
posted by Meredith on 10-17-2007 at 7:39 am
Laurel K Hamilton
Scurvy
posted by Deb on 10-17-2007 at 7:39 am
Amy Tan
Simple as Pi shirt, please!
posted by Jill on 10-17-2007 at 7:40 am
4. Helen Fielding
And the Lady MacBeth shirt yet again.
posted by Debb on 10-17-2007 at 7:40 am
Douglas Adams
Pavlov
posted by Deb on 10-17-2007 at 7:41 am
Kurt Vonnegut
Mendel T-shirt Please
posted by Aron on 10-17-2007 at 7:41 am
Mark Haddon
posted by caitlen315 on 10-17-2007 at 7:41 am
Cormac McCarthy
pluto shirt
posted by David on 10-17-2007 at 7:41 am
Jodi Lynn Anderson (Pavlov)
posted by Michael on 10-17-2007 at 7:41 am
Wally Lamb
Simple as Pi
posted by Jill on 10-17-2007 at 7:41 am
Stephen Crane (pluto)
posted by Meredith on 10-17-2007 at 7:41 am
Ernest Hemingway
Mendel T-shirt Please
posted by Aron on 10-17-2007 at 7:41 am
Charles Dickens
Beethoven
posted by Nancy Giunta on 10-17-2007 at 7:42 am
Robert Jordan
pluto shirt
posted by David on 10-17-2007 at 7:42 am
Virginia Woolf
Mendel T-shirt Please
posted by Aron on 10-17-2007 at 7:42 am
tom robbins
posted by mri on 10-17-2007 at 7:42 am
V.C. Andrews
Simple as Pi
posted by Jill on 10-17-2007 at 7:42 am
Peggy Parish (Pavlov)
posted by Michael on 10-17-2007 at 7:42 am
Philip Roth
Mendel T-shirt Please
posted by Aron on 10-17-2007 at 7:43 am
john irving
posted by mri on 10-17-2007 at 7:43 am
Carole Nelson Douglas
Pluto please!
posted by SueJ on 10-17-2007 at 7:43 am
Oliver Wendell Holmes (pluto)
posted by Meredith on 10-17-2007 at 7:43 am
opps…someone already guessed neil gaimen…how about OJ Simpson instead
women’s pluto
posted by Shannon on 10-17-2007 at 7:43 am
Donald J. Sobol (Pavlov)
posted by Michael on 10-17-2007 at 7:43 am
Sartre
Mental Floss T please
posted by SueJ on 10-17-2007 at 7:44 am
james fennimore cooper
posted by mri on 10-17-2007 at 7:44 am
Anne Rice
Easy as 3.14
posted by Karen Wilson on 10-17-2007 at 7:44 am
Shel Silverstein
Simple as Pi!
posted by Jill on 10-17-2007 at 7:44 am
David McCullough
posted by Jan on 10-17-2007 at 7:44 am
Barbara Park (Pavlov)
posted by Michael on 10-17-2007 at 7:44 am
Carl Sandburg
Rhesus Monkey
posted by Don on 10-17-2007 at 7:45 am
george r.r. martin
straight-up mental floss shirt.
posted by mri on 10-17-2007 at 7:45 am
Stephen Hawking
sigmund freud shirt
posted by David on 10-17-2007 at 7:46 am
Elizabeth Peters
Pluto please
posted by SueJ on 10-17-2007 at 7:46 am
Dr. Seuss (Mendel t-shrit please)
posted by Kelly on 10-17-2007 at 7:47 am
Tom Clancy
Women’s Pavlov t-shirt please
posted by Rachelle on 10-17-2007 at 7:47 am
Washington Irving
Rhesus Monkey
posted by Don on 10-17-2007 at 7:47 am
Yann Martel
posted by caitlen315 on 10-17-2007 at 7:47 am
Maya Angelou
Easy as 3.14
posted by Karen Wilson on 10-17-2007 at 7:48 am
Friedrich Engels
Rhesus shirt!
posted by krszjzaniek on 10-17-2007 at 7:48 am
Louisa May Alcott
Women’s Pavlov t-shirt please
posted by Rachelle on 10-17-2007 at 7:48 am
ts eliot
posted by darin on 10-17-2007 at 7:49 am
Harlan Coben (Nobel shirt)
posted by Scott from Cincy on 10-17-2007 at 7:50 am
l. frank baum
pluto shirt
posted by darin on 10-17-2007 at 7:50 am
hans christian anderson
Women’s Pavlov t-shirt please
posted by Rachelle on 10-17-2007 at 7:51 am
Hunter S. Thompson
karl marx shirt
posted by David on 10-17-2007 at 7:51 am
Kingsley Amis
posted by Sean on 10-17-2007 at 7:51 am
michael chabon
posted by darin on 10-17-2007 at 7:51 am
Aristotle
Women’s Pavlov t-shirt please
posted by Rachelle on 10-17-2007 at 7:51 am
David Foster Wallace
The short-sleeve Pavlov shirt, please!
posted by Dave on 10-17-2007 at 7:52 am
Nathanael West (Mendel t-shirt please)
posted by Kelly on 10-17-2007 at 7:52 am
Philip Larkin
The short-sleeve Pavlov shirt, please!
posted by Dave on 10-17-2007 at 7:53 am
Virgil
Pluto (small)
posted by Katie B. on 10-17-2007 at 7:53 am
Gertrude Stein
Pluto shirt please
posted by kristen on 10-17-2007 at 7:53 am
Larry Niven
pluto
posted by david on 10-17-2007 at 7:53 am
Nick Hornby
The short-sleeve Pavlov shirt, please!
posted by Dave on 10-17-2007 at 7:53 am
william blake
posted by darin on 10-17-2007 at 7:54 am
Alfred Bester
pluto
posted by david on 10-17-2007 at 7:54 am
Chuck Klosterman
Pavlov’s dog - small
posted by LCGrant on 10-17-2007 at 7:54 am
Franz Kafka
The short-sleeve Pavlov shirt, please!
posted by Dave on 10-17-2007 at 7:54 am
Leo Tolstoy
pluto shirt
posted by Stacey on 10-17-2007 at 7:54 am
JD Salinger
posted by kristen on 10-17-2007 at 7:54 am
neil gaiman
(lady macbeth shirt)