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In case you didn’t see it, we’re back with another caption contest! Thanks to all who entered our first round a couple weeks ago and to all those who took the time to vote. Today’s cartoon doesn’t feature any of your favorite bloggers (at least I hope it doesn’t), rather, a couple of swine illustrated by the very talented Jessica Schiffman.
To repeat the rules from last time, the idea here is quite simple: Your job is to come up with a gag. Make us smile, make us laugh, extra-points for those who are able to drop some interesting fact or trivia along the way.
We’ll narrow down the entries to our favorites and then let YOU guys pick one winner. The only difference this time around is this: when dropping your gag in the comments, also let us know which t-shirt you prefer in case your caption is selected the winner. (T-shirts can be found over in our store.)
As another famous pig liked to say, “That’s all folks!” May the best gag win. [The contest will stay open through the weekend. Look for finalist results early next week!]
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I always though we would sprout wings.
posted by Andrew Woodbridge on 10-24-2007 at 4:13 am
The Achilles Shirt
posted by Andrew Woodbridge on 10-24-2007 at 4:15 am
“I guess hell must’ve frozen over.”
Beethoven shirt
posted by Steve Vayalumkal on 10-24-2007 at 4:29 am
Do you think hell has frozen over as well?
Rhesus shirt
posted by Brett Voegele on 10-24-2007 at 5:18 am
See, I told you we would fly if we became capitalists.
The Pluto T-Shirt
posted by Matthew Hall on 10-24-2007 at 5:28 am
Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky.
posted by Jaclyn on 10-24-2007 at 5:36 am
Alright, who said it?!? Who said “when pigs fly” and then proceeded to watch “Bladerunner”?!
posted by Becca on 10-24-2007 at 5:45 am
The Pluto shirt, please.
posted by Becca on 10-24-2007 at 5:46 am
“and he says to me he says, ‘when hell freezes over!”
posted by Andrew on 10-24-2007 at 5:52 am
“I never thought that we pigs would fly, but I was hoping that if we ever did, it would look a little more elegant than this!”
No Right Way to Eat A Rhesus – woman’s cut
posted by Amy on 10-24-2007 at 5:53 am
…and just as soon as I heard Bush’s approval rating was back up around 70%, this darn thing popped out of my back!”
posted by Mitch on 10-24-2007 at 6:08 am
“Oh NO! I think it’s starting to rain cats and dogs!”
“Crap! Wait…how are these things even motorized?”
(in unison, as they fall) “AHHHHHHHHHH!”
posted by Jessica on 10-24-2007 at 6:54 am
“Trust me, will you? I saw this done on an episode of Inspector Piglet.”
(Pluto)
posted by Scott on 10-24-2007 at 7:00 am
“Please, please, please let the Rockies sweep the Red Sox so we can get down from here.”
(Pluto)
posted by Scott on 10-24-2007 at 7:06 am
So where is Pink Floyd playing tonight?
(Pluto)
posted by Doug Warner on 10-24-2007 at 7:11 am
The real reason NASA is witholding details after its recent survey with pilots found that near mid-air collisions occur far more frequently than reported.
(Pluto)
posted by Scott on 10-24-2007 at 7:14 am
“I guess a woman CAN be President!”
Scurvy shirt.
posted by Bre on 10-24-2007 at 7:20 am
Shh, that bird up there is the one that has been sliming us, now’s our chance, LETS GET HIM!
(Rhesus)
posted by Witty Nickname on 10-24-2007 at 7:22 am
“So… Roger Waters got you too?”
simple as pi
posted by Casey on 10-24-2007 at 7:22 am
“So… Roger Waters got you too?”
posted by Casey on 10-24-2007 at 7:24 am
“So I was watching President Colbert’s State of the Union address last night …”
(Pluto)
posted by Sherry on 10-24-2007 at 7:28 am
“Uh oh, my rotor! Something doesn’t seem quite kosher”
posted by Cassandra on 10-24-2007 at 7:33 am
[Repeating because I can't read directions first thing in the morning...]
“Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky.”
(Marco Polo shirt)
posted by Jaclyn on 10-24-2007 at 7:34 am
I like the Gregor Mendel shirt.
posted by Cassandra on 10-24-2007 at 7:35 am
“I guess Claudia Schiffer will be getting a lot of phone calls now.”
(Scurvy T-Shirt)
posted by Michael on 10-24-2007 at 7:40 am
These Minnesota mosquitoes get bigger every year – they even have head-carrying sidekicks!
revolve in peace
posted by Charles on 10-24-2007 at 7:40 am
“a lot of trouble for the prop guy to go to JUST to get ‘Cavemen’ picked up.”
straight up mental flass shirt, woman’s medium
posted by mri on 10-24-2007 at 7:46 am
“What do you MEAN they told you these propellers will fail when pigs fly?!”
achilles
posted by erm on 10-24-2007 at 7:47 am
I dont know where it comes from either. It is a simple question torque and thrust.
(large mens Nobel)
posted by Rick on 10-24-2007 at 7:47 am
“Yeah, got ‘em at the Acme Superstore. They had a buy one get one free deal going. The Coyote said they were a honey of a deal.”
It was about that time the swine heard the rotors stop turning.
scurvy shirt
posted by Nick Castille on 10-24-2007 at 7:50 am
“No Ralph, I don’t really know what I’m doing, but Bush’s book on “How to Bullshit,” clearly stated that this would make America recognize the importance the war in Iraq.
posted by Chris on 10-24-2007 at 7:51 am
We would have gotten a much better caption if we were in The New Yorker.
posted by jdp on 10-24-2007 at 8:17 am
“Well Wilbur, I guess they couldn’t quite figure out how to make silk purses from our ears so they had to come up with this. Nothing like livin’ the cliche.”
Pluto
posted by Steve F. on 10-24-2007 at 8:18 am
I’ve never seen the Amazing Randi so amazed.
Rhesus
posted by Vorpal on 10-24-2007 at 8:21 am
So I guess we finally won the war on terror, huh?
Karl Marx t-shirt
posted by kevin on 10-24-2007 at 8:34 am
Vegetarians will do just about anything to keep people from getting any meat.
(Physics)
posted by Ben on 10-24-2007 at 8:37 am
I thought it said all geniuses welcome. That says genuses!
Pluto
posted by Vorpal on 10-24-2007 at 8:37 am
“All right, Nigel, I’ll give you that. The ‘Fine Swine Fly High Pig Rig Whirligig’ is a marvel of modern science. But, I still feel the beanie, like half of the name, is superfluous.”
posted by Stephanie on 10-24-2007 at 8:49 am
“I just knew the engineering fraternity would have an interesting initiation. Sooooiet, hey?”
Pluto, please.
posted by jrb on 10-24-2007 at 8:50 am
Whoops! Forgot to list a shirt. Pythagoras. :)
posted by Stephanie on 10-24-2007 at 8:53 am
Yeah, they popped out of my back last night too. Right when I was watching Michael Jackson accept his Father of the Year award.
(Simple as pi – women’s lrg)
posted by Sheila on 10-24-2007 at 8:54 am
“Seriously, beanies?”
[XY T-Shirt]
posted by Roger on 10-24-2007 at 8:56 am
“Don’t look down! Times like these, I wish I had sweat glands…”
(woman’s large – simple as pi)
posted by Sheila on 10-24-2007 at 9:03 am
Reduceidiocy must be back.
Idioms
posted by Vorpal on 10-24-2007 at 9:04 am
PorkChoppers
posted by DW on 10-24-2007 at 9:09 am
Hey Wilbur, we’re a regular pair of pork choppers!
Mental Floss, women’s med, or reg small
posted by Casey on 10-24-2007 at 9:10 am
Hey, thats weird! Did you know your right ear is bigger than your left?
Medium – Pythagoras
posted by Jeremy on 10-24-2007 at 9:11 am
“I hope no one mentions ANYTHING about monkeys…”
Pythagoras-ladies small
posted by ziggy on 10-24-2007 at 9:31 am
Yeah, right. Not until worms have ears.
Achilles
posted by Jeremiah on 10-24-2007 at 9:56 am
So, I guess Hilliary won the election.
posted by jim on 10-24-2007 at 10:02 am
I was thinking of changing my name. What do you think of Pigasus?
Beethoven
posted by Drew on 10-24-2007 at 10:05 am
Fork this I’d wrather be bacon
posted by SJ on 10-24-2007 at 10:06 am
Well look at the bright side Hammy, I’m guessing Babe wants to go on that date with you after all.
(scurvy)
posted by Kirsten on 10-24-2007 at 10:15 am
Opps forgot the tshirt scurvy ladies sm
posted by SJ on 10-24-2007 at 10:17 am
I can’t believe she went to all this trouble just to get her husband to clean out the garage.
(idioms)
posted by cousin on 10-24-2007 at 10:21 am
…well Ollie, looks like another swine mess you’ve gotten us into.
posted by kathy on 10-24-2007 at 10:27 am
non direction reader also
..rest in peace women medium
posted by kathy on 10-24-2007 at 10:29 am
“If that guy doesn’t stop singing ‘Oinkers Away’ I swear I am going to go up and get him.”
Make mine a Mental Floss shirt, XXL if you got it, please.
posted by Scott on 10-24-2007 at 10:34 am
Oh my God, the Cleveland Browns won the Super Bowl.
posted by Matt on 10-24-2007 at 10:35 am
I’m not feeling so hot, I think I might be coming down with the swine flew.
pluto/women’s/med
posted by kathy on 10-24-2007 at 10:43 am
Did you hear what happened to Earl’s stomach? Oh yea, it ended up on Mythbusters being filled with poprocks and soda. He would be so proud!
posted by karissa on 10-24-2007 at 10:58 am
“I’d rather be bacon.”
Karl Marx
posted by Adam on 10-24-2007 at 10:59 am
women’s pluto shirt..
posted by karissa on 10-24-2007 at 10:59 am
Oops. Someone beat me to it.
How about.
“Evidently, Exxon’s gone green.”
Karl Marx
posted by Adam on 10-24-2007 at 11:00 am
Whirlipig? Takes one to know one.
posted by Patrick on 10-24-2007 at 11:03 am
Oh my god, Pork Choppers, that’s hilarious. I know it’s not time to vote yet, but that’s a good one.
posted by Jenny on 10-24-2007 at 11:04 am
“Have ham, will travel”
Just give me the biggest shirt you have.
posted by Jenny on 10-24-2007 at 11:05 am
Steve “Did you know our squeals can be louder than a Concorde Jet?”
Bob “Why do you think I’m up here? Have you heard my wife nag?”
posted by Jenny on 10-24-2007 at 11:09 am
“Correctify me if I’m wrong Bob-o, but I don’t think this is the best way to find truffles.”
posted by Jenny on 10-24-2007 at 11:10 am
“The people aren’t gonna like this, but my lunch didn’t sit right, I don’t know how to land, and I REALLY got to go!”
posted by Phil on 10-24-2007 at 11:19 am
“Well, TECHNICALLY we’re hovering, not flying.”
(Women’s Scurvy)
posted by Katherine on 10-24-2007 at 11:24 am
“I bet women in bars EVERYWHERE are eatin’ their words today!”
You’ve got Male! Mens small
posted by Joseph F. on 10-24-2007 at 11:42 am
There was a rush of noise from the town below:
“Ah, crap.”
“Guess that means Todd is cooking dinner tonight.”
“Mom, looks like I’m getting my nose pierced after all..”
(Pluto RIP)
posted by scoobnut on 10-24-2007 at 11:42 am
- “Do you think Satan will still lend me his ice skates this winter?”
- “What? Out troops pulled out of Iraq AND Bush resigned?”
Pluto – women’s XL
posted by Miranda on 10-24-2007 at 11:52 am
First he was Vice President, then a Nobel Prize winner…….
pie shirt please
posted by William on 10-24-2007 at 11:56 am
“Don’t fret, buddy. This is better than my first job, kids used to stick coins up my butt!”
Mt. Rushmore t-shirt please :)
posted by Baltimore Amy on 10-24-2007 at 11:59 am
Tell you what Sam, that is the last friggin time we visit Thunderdome!!!!!
posted by William on 10-24-2007 at 12:00 pm
hmmm. this can’t be good.
Rhesus adult small.
posted by Stephanie W on 10-24-2007 at 12:16 pm
“I guess these mean that Hillary won the election”
Women’s Pluto R.I.P. T-shirt~Large
posted by Kyle on 10-24-2007 at 12:25 pm
“After years of that stupid saying, you’d think humans would do more than pint and laugh.”
Rhesus shirt please. women’s medium.
posted by heather on 10-24-2007 at 12:29 pm
“Bet they never considered THIS side effect to food irradiation…”
(womans large, simple as pie)
posted by Sheila on 10-24-2007 at 12:36 pm
“Wow, there’s peace in the Middle East?”
posted by MarkD on 10-24-2007 at 12:44 pm
“honey, do i look fat?”
pluto…small
posted by fibes2 on 10-24-2007 at 1:04 pm
“How’d we end up in Cincinnati?”
Rhesus, large.
posted by Jessica on 10-24-2007 at 1:23 pm
“I still say the beanies are redundant.”
Women’s idiom
And just a question: Are the women’s survy shirts actually a different color than the normal ones, or is it just my computer?
posted by Pointy-Hatted Geek on 10-24-2007 at 1:32 pm
1. The next time you respond to an ad on Monster.com claiming you could be the next star of the NFL, at least read the entire article.
posted by Derek Burress on 10-24-2007 at 1:33 pm
You know, I’m enjoying the flying and all but I’m kinda wondering how those things are attached…
Scurvy, men’s large.
posted by Bob on 10-24-2007 at 1:40 pm
“This will affect 1,937 conversations in SPAM, are you sure you want to continue…click”
posted by Mikey D! on 10-24-2007 at 1:47 pm
It sure beats being in that blanket!
Rhesus XL
posted by doug Templeton on 10-24-2007 at 1:50 pm
That car was just washed…hmmmm
posted by doug templeton on 10-24-2007 at 1:52 pm
Does this beanie make me look fat?
posted by Jeff on 10-24-2007 at 1:55 pm
“So this is what you get for drinking DIET Red Bull.”
Rhesus shirt please. :-)
posted by Sheldon Siegel on 10-24-2007 at 2:04 pm
1) So, Bill finally got that raise!
2) Betty finally slept with the nerd?
3) I see the politicians finally agreed on something.
posted by Thaylok on 10-24-2007 at 2:13 pm
And to think we’d been kneeling in mud, spinning our tails with our rumps to the sky…
rhesus medium please
posted by TMo on 10-24-2007 at 2:22 pm
So… these things run on bio-diesel?
Rhesus shirt, woman’s
posted by Korin on 10-24-2007 at 2:38 pm
“Did I turn the stove off?”
Pluto shirt
posted by Korin on 10-24-2007 at 2:40 pm
“I told you we should start eating organic and quit eating that GMO slop!”
“Now I’m jealous of the faux-Foster Farms chickens from the commercials.”
“Beats fighting traffic.”
Women’s Pluto, please.
posted by Rebekah on 10-24-2007 at 2:47 pm
Oliver must have been REALLY desparate to get MS. Lisa to move to Green Acres; but, um… 1. Don’t you think the propeller is a bit obvious, and 2. HOW DO WE GET DOWN?!?!
Deaf jam – medium
posted by Matt on 10-24-2007 at 2:50 pm
Ms. Piggy’s little known other suitors Wilboar and Hamson find a way to make Kermit green with envy.
posted by Matt on 10-24-2007 at 2:59 pm
I still can’t understand why we didn’t get cast on the cover of Pink Floyd’s Animals. We’re much more technologically advanced than cousin Wilbur.
Easy as 3.141592
posted by Eric on 10-24-2007 at 3:07 pm
Um, I’m suddenly discovering that I have acrophobia. LET ME DOWN! LET ME DOWN! *squeal*
posted by Matt on 10-24-2007 at 3:16 pm
“Don’t look now, but it looks like the birds are following us.”
Scurvy
posted by Pointy-Hatted Geek on 10-24-2007 at 3:26 pm
Sorry, that’s women’s scurvy.
posted by Pointy-Hatted Geek on 10-24-2007 at 3:27 pm
Look, I’m telling you Galileo is correct…we don’t have to try it out personally.
posted by Matt on 10-24-2007 at 4:37 pm
Little known fact: while on acid, George Orwell did not write that Snowball was driven out of the farm by Napoleon, but rather the other animals got tired of their bickering and told them to take a flying leap, literally.
posted by Matt on 10-24-2007 at 4:39 pm
Instead of counting sheep jumping a fence, the Wright brothers dreamed of pigs flying via propellers.
posted by Matt on 10-24-2007 at 4:58 pm
It wasn’t until after take off, when Jonathan heard someone utter, “A Republican president in ‘08…when pigs fly!” that he realized what a dreadful mistake they had made.
(You’ve Got Male)
posted by Elisabeth on 10-24-2007 at 5:34 pm
How much did Dennis Kucinich say he’d pay us?
posted by David on 10-24-2007 at 5:58 pm
Soon after failing with development of the “gay bomb”, the Pentagon quickly ramped up work on their new weapon for Islam, the pork helicopter.
posted by David on 10-24-2007 at 6:02 pm
idiom shirt (large)
posted by David on 10-24-2007 at 6:03 pm
“I don’t think this is what they meant when they said do whatever it takes to make pork bellies go up.”
posted by Terry on 10-24-2007 at 7:26 pm
rhesus shirt XL
posted by Terry on 10-24-2007 at 7:27 pm
“Houston, we have a problem.”
Achilles (small?)
posted by Anton Kolyukh on 10-24-2007 at 8:13 pm
J.D. Drew just had to go and hit that grandslam.
(scurvy, women’s L)
posted by Kirsten on 10-24-2007 at 8:52 pm
-Maybe we should’ve also wished for feathers.
-Next time, those scientists need guinea pigs for these experiments.
-What was the weight limit for this thing?
-We should’ve sprung the extra 5 cents and bought the aerodynamic-approved model.
If I miraculously win something, I’d choose a small “Simple as ‘pi’” shirt. Thanks for all the laughs!
posted by Charlene on 10-25-2007 at 12:01 am
I always knew there was something suspicious about that “Canadian bacon”…
(marx xxl)
posted by rexology on 10-25-2007 at 12:56 am
Ok… let me get this straight. You’re here because O.J. got off again, and I’m here because he read a book a decided to take a year off to live Biblically. Hmmm… I smell bacon.
posted by Barry Trusel on 10-25-2007 at 2:41 am
Just because Da Vinci sketched the dern thing doesn’t mean we have to be the guinea . . . Oh!
posted by Scott R on 10-25-2007 at 8:19 am
I just remembered . . . pluto shirt, large!
posted by Scott R on 10-25-2007 at 8:21 am
oh pointed one, re: tees, mangesh says
yup! the women’s shirts are stocked from a different supplier (nicer fits), and we took advantage of how many colors they had.
posted by David on 10-25-2007 at 8:35 am
“It’s the perfect Halloween costume, Swine Flew!”
women’s M pluto
posted by Beth on 10-25-2007 at 9:42 am
I hear Santa’s hiring.
posted by jdp on 10-25-2007 at 10:40 am
Is there a meal on this flight? Just nuts? Oh well.
posted by Jenny on 10-25-2007 at 12:01 pm
“You know, this new PETA stunt makes no sense whatsoever.”
Sigmund Freud (men’s extra-large)
posted by Sillstaw on 10-25-2007 at 1:20 pm
This is totally NOT what I expected when you asked me if I would like to fly south for the winter.
Easy as Pi
posted by Eric on 10-25-2007 at 3:13 pm
“Think these Mental Floss guys will ever choose a winner for the caption contest?”
“Ha! Sure, when pigs…Yeah, probably soon.”
posted by Jenny on 10-26-2007 at 2:11 pm
“Whew! I never thought we would fly out of that butt!”
posted by Brandon on 10-26-2007 at 2:14 pm
“Huh? I guess the Red Sox really ARE back in the Series!”
Karl Marx t-shirt
posted by chris on 10-26-2007 at 2:17 pm
“I feel so out of place with this stupid hat on.”
posted by Adam on 10-26-2007 at 2:22 pm
Sorry, the Achilles one is sweet
posted by Adam on 10-26-2007 at 2:24 pm
“Did i leave the iron on?”
Pythagoras (M)
posted by Josh on 10-26-2007 at 2:31 pm
“Don’t ask me last time I did this Lord Brabazon had me strapped to the wing or a plane.”
Pluto
posted by Sarah on 10-26-2007 at 2:33 pm
“Now, how do you suppose we steer these things?”
Pythagoras (M)
posted by Josh on 10-26-2007 at 2:35 pm
“I guess it beats being a snowball in hell.”
or
“This is the only place where Paula Deen won’t find us.”
Favorite tee (which sadly no longer seems available): Taft can you dig it
posted by Amanda on 10-26-2007 at 2:37 pm
One of those birds told me where the Hummer dealership is located—you had a big breakfast, right?
posted by gretchen on 10-26-2007 at 2:45 pm
Oops, the t-shirt. Sorry. Women’s Rhesus XL (blush)
posted by gretchen on 10-26-2007 at 2:45 pm
“uh, did you really just ask me ‘what’s new?’”
world physics society family reunion tshirt – size M
posted by dor on 10-26-2007 at 2:46 pm
“Yeah, I’m happy for all of them, but how do we land?”
Rhesus – men’s L
posted by Chris W on 10-26-2007 at 2:47 pm
“Do you think we’ll get double miles for this?”
Easter Island shirt (L)
posted by Jen on 10-26-2007 at 2:48 pm
“yeah, so, i really don’t see good things happening with this…”
World Physics Society Family Reunion T-Shirt size M
posted by dor on 10-26-2007 at 2:48 pm
Helik says, “Ugh, Pteron, you’re lucky they’re testing the NOTAR design on you. You don’t even WANT to know where they installed my fenestron.”
posted by caitlen315 on 10-26-2007 at 2:49 pm
Dagnabbit, I told myself not to forget – women’s small rhesus. (Extra small if you have it.)
posted by caitlen315 on 10-26-2007 at 2:50 pm
Heres my caption for the pig picture: “I think we’re taking the matching outfit thing a little too far this time…”
posted by Mike on 10-26-2007 at 2:53 pm
This is a good one!
posted by Maz2331 on 10-26-2007 at 2:53 pm
I think we’ve sprung a leak, I smell gas!….
No, it’s okay. I knew I shouldn’t have had that deep fried slop for lunch, maybe we should leave a note on the car below.
pluto, womens cut
posted by Darcy on 10-26-2007 at 2:55 pm
“You think this qualifies us as Kosher?”
or
“This beats sitting next to a fat pig in coach.”
Large Achilles
posted by Jared on 10-26-2007 at 2:56 pm
Heres my second one (pig caption):
“I feel so ridiculous right now.”
“I Know, this hat totally makes me look fat”
posted by Mike on 10-26-2007 at 2:57 pm
“What I was told is that we’re part of the next Surge going to Iraq …”
posted by Howie Modell on 10-26-2007 at 3:20 pm
“When did we take off? Are we going to be screwed when we fall back to standard time?”
large Mendel tshirt
posted by Allan Norton on 10-26-2007 at 3:31 pm
Well, at least now we can fly over to watch Pete Rose’s Hall of Fame acceptance speech.
(mental floss logo t shirt. size medium)
posted by Sherrie on 10-26-2007 at 3:32 pm
“So I guess you saw the reviews for the latest Britney Spears album too…”
or Alternatively
“I wish the engineering club hadn’t taken those girl’s rejections so litterally.”
(X Large Ladies Pi Shirt)
posted by Ashley on 10-26-2007 at 3:35 pm
“No, not stressed but just a little wound up and not feeling grounded.”
Easy as Pie, large
posted by Christina on 10-26-2007 at 3:35 pm
“Okay…I didn’t mind playing second fiddle to Charlotte, and I didn’t complain when those singing mice upstaged me in Babe… But “Aporkalypse Now”?!?! My agent’s gonna hear about this
posted by Allan on 10-26-2007 at 3:45 pm
I’m pretty sure that this wasn’t what they meant when they said, ‘when pigs fly.’
posted by Natalie on 10-26-2007 at 3:45 pm
oops.. forgot large mendel tshirt please
posted by Allan on 10-26-2007 at 3:46 pm
“Gives a whole new meaning to “swine flu”, doesn’t it?
Easy as Pie, Large please
posted by Lorna on 10-26-2007 at 3:49 pm
“Toto – It looks like we’re not in Kansas anymore”
Pluto
posted by David on 10-26-2007 at 4:48 pm
“Hey Porky, If Freud says flying dreams express sexual desires, what does it mean if you are flying with a slow rotor?”
posted by JaneM on 10-26-2007 at 5:15 pm
“So is this because of the morman, the black guy, and the woman all running for president?”
“No. I think it’s just a coincidence. It’s bout time we were given a chance.”
*They start laughin in unison and then said*
“It’s because of the presidential candidates!”
posted by Nicole King on 10-26-2007 at 5:28 pm
Simple as Pi t-shirt woman’s med!!!
posted by Nicole King on 10-26-2007 at 5:29 pm
Ok here are some more.
-”Is… is that a bee by your ear? You got a bee on your ear!”
“Get it off! Get it off! I’m allergic!!!”
-”Ok… So I’m down with the whole technology thing and it’s progression but metal just isn’t flattering and so not my color.”
_”So how many people do you think we’re pissing off right now?”
-”PETA just doesn’t stop do they? I think they care more about animals then they do humans.”
“Hey… I like it. Gives me that special….look!”
-”What is it? Where is it coming from?”
“Sorry!… I had Taco Bell last night.”
“I was talking about the… Is that you smelling like that? That’s nasty! I’m going back home.”
Simple as pi. Women’s medium
posted by Nicole King on 10-26-2007 at 5:52 pm
“I know this guy who was put under and woke up with adamantium claws, but that’s NOTHING compared to this.”
posted by Daniel k on 10-26-2007 at 5:55 pm
Last one… I promise.
_”They put one on or backs. Understandable. But the one on the head…? Are thay trying to call us fat?”
posted by Nicole King on 10-26-2007 at 5:55 pm
“Wow, these are the biggest mosquito’s I’ve ever seen!”
OR
“I told you jumping off those buildings was a bad idea! Pigs can’t fly no matter how many propellers we have!”
OR
“I should’ve known that sticking the propeller in THERE would not be comfortable”
(Easy as 3.14 shirt)
posted by Mor on 10-26-2007 at 8:25 pm
“Priceline.com really knows how to save a buck.”
-
Great Firsts in Aviation History: After being denied entrance to the Beatty family jet for the last time, the children decide to borrow equipment from Uncle Burt’s umm, stash, of Smokey and the Bandit VI props.
-
Metropolis Police Dept. must deal with deep budget cuts.
-
I love the smell of KFC in the morning.
Pluto XL
posted by rw on 10-26-2007 at 10:41 pm
“Can you believe Bush admitted the Iraq invasion was wrong?”
posted by Christopher Holland on 10-27-2007 at 1:14 am
update to my comment, (mental_floss shirt)
posted by Christopher Holland on 10-27-2007 at 1:17 am
Well porkie you know what they say,”Better to fly then to fry”. (Scurvy sm)
posted by steph r on 10-27-2007 at 7:47 am
I’ll bet Darwin never saw THIS coming!
Rhesus – large
posted by Steve Petsel on 10-27-2007 at 8:12 am
“he he, lets fly over the car wash, we’ll make pigeons look like angels.”
(revolve in peace)
posted by heather on 10-27-2007 at 9:17 am
“Monty Python and the Flying Circus?”
posted by Steve on 10-27-2007 at 9:37 am
“Uh oh. We must be a little too close to JFK…here comes the new Virgin America flight and he ain’t slowing down!”
Pavlov/ladies/large ss
posted by Lisa C on 10-27-2007 at 10:30 am
Alright Wilbur I will agree this is “Neat”, but I’m still against animal experimentation as a whole.
Ladies Pluto please
posted by Lisa H on 10-27-2007 at 11:25 am
Little did they know, the Pig brothers would profoundly change the course of human history when they succesfully tranfused their own DNA with that of the novelty propellor hat.
rhesus mens medium?
posted by Matt on 10-27-2007 at 12:05 pm
That’s interesting – I’ve been this way since late October, 2004, also!
Easy as 3.141592
posted by Freya on 10-27-2007 at 12:57 pm
Man! Those Cubs fans will trying anything!
Gregor Mendel – Men’s large
posted by Chris S. on 10-27-2007 at 2:22 pm
Hollywood decides that Animal Farm was not interesting enough
posted by Chris on 10-27-2007 at 2:30 pm
Uh-oh. I shouldn’t have had that last ham hock…
(mental floss)
posted by Cindy H. on 10-27-2007 at 5:49 pm
Hmmm…let me see…NOW I remember!
PINK FLOYD!
posted by Stachu Pendowski on 10-27-2007 at 5:51 pm
I knew this sub-prim propeller would fail me in the end.
posted by Rob F on 10-27-2007 at 7:46 pm
“Are you sure this is how to join the rotary club?”
large mendel shirt
posted by Allan on 10-27-2007 at 8:11 pm
Spider Pig Spider Pig…
Can he swing from a web
Yes he can cause he’s got wings
Scurvy
posted by Rebecca S on 10-27-2007 at 8:14 pm
“I gotta give ya props…it worked”
large mendel shirt
posted by Allan on 10-27-2007 at 8:18 pm
Trevor and Oinky continue their research into the origin of the saying “living high on the hog”.
Pluto tshirt.
posted by FISHLEGBOOTS on 10-28-2007 at 9:47 am
“uh-oh… I have to poop.”
XXL Scurvy
posted by Jason on 10-28-2007 at 11:28 am
“See I told you! Every time Bush vetoes a spending bill, a pig gets its wings!
XXL Idioms
posted by Big Dan on 10-28-2007 at 12:03 pm
I’m glad we are leaving; I can only imagine what is going to happen tomorrow!
posted by Charles on 10-28-2007 at 1:17 pm
“Well, it was either this or coach.”
(Rhesus – L)
posted by Cap'n Ganch on 10-28-2007 at 1:52 pm
- I hate to tell you this Wilbur, but I may have been wrong. Bernoulli did in fact know what he was talking about.
- Hey, if Dumbo can do it, anything’s possible.
Karl Marx, small
posted by Kat on 10-28-2007 at 4:06 pm
Click your heals together 3 times you said! It will send us right home you said! I am betting she failed to mention how??!!
dynamite shirt please..and thank you
posted by William on 10-28-2007 at 8:20 pm
How ironic, in order for Ralph Nader to get elected President, we have to travel by a method that is ‘Unsafe at Any Speed’!
Pluto, M
posted by Harold on 10-28-2007 at 8:52 pm
And I thought all that “evolution” stuff was hogwash!
Mendel, Large
posted by Brent on 10-28-2007 at 10:26 pm
“Now is a good time to tell the professor that guinea pigs are actually rodents”
-Small Idioms, please :)-
posted by Eugene on 10-29-2007 at 2:10 am
By the time we get to ‘Winnipig’….
posted by Kim on 10-29-2007 at 6:25 am
#185’s the best
posted by TMo on 10-29-2007 at 7:38 am
Actually, what I should have typed was:
By the time we get to “Winnipig”, we may wind up as Canadian Bacon…….
posted by Kim on 10-30-2007 at 12:38 am
How did he get elected AGAIN?!?!?!
posted by Chuck on 11-1-2007 at 3:15 am
are we headed for the big sty in the sky???
posted by mark on 11-1-2007 at 7:24 am