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Weekend Genius Challenge #4: Unskew these clues and win a T!
by Sandy - October 26, 2007 - 7:30 PM

NOTE: This weekend challenge has been completed. If you’d like to guess the clues just for fun, go ahead, then see here for the answers and the name of this past weekend’s winners. 

Players seemed to enjoy last weekend’s Skewed Clues, so we’ve brought them back for a new edition. Instead of the U.S. states offered in the last Genius Challenge, we’ve headed overseas this time around. Below are 15 Skewed Clues to the names of foreign nations. The object is simple: Guess which country is being referred to in each clue. We’ll start you off by giving you the answer to #1, one of the easier ones… “No one wins or loses” would be “Thailand.” Get it? Tie-land? Good. Here we go:

1. No one wins or loses?
2. Sick of ladies’ undergarments?
3. Where the dead live?
4. Land of carry-outs?
5. Where you can hold your head up?
6. It’s not easy being here?
7. It’s the word?
8. “e,” but without the “L”?
9. Home of Alfalfa?
10. Al’s not Down Under?
11. A great place to hang?
12. With or without the Sun God?
13. We are the Third Power?
14. Three Strikes?
15. Sheep, laughs, and mothers?

When you’ve figured them all out (or think you have), leave a comment to this post with your 15 numbered answers. You only get one shot, so be careful. The first with all correct (or the one with the most correct by Monday) will win a T-shirt!

FOUR IMPORTANT NOTES:

  • One entry per player.
  • At the end of your post, write which T-shirt you want from the store (you can browse all of our punny shirts by clicking the link above!)
  • Comments are moderated, so they won’t show up until we release them. The correct answers (and the winner’s name) will be revealed first thing Monday morning.
  • Due to the “esoteric” nature of this puzzle, your answers must match ours to win the prize, even if you have an alternate answer you think is valid. That said, if you’ve got a really hilarious and plausible answer that doesn’t match ours, you just might get a shirt out of that too.

Good luck!

Comments (60)
  1. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Haiti
    4. Hungary
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad (Election Ballots)
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Achilles Small

  2. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Haiti
    4. Hungary
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Malta
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  3. Eh, in case that’s right (har har), just give me the biggest shirt you have.

  4. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Zambia
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Estonia
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Malta
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    and in the off chance that that is right, I would like the Rhesus in a women’s small.

  5. 1 Thailand
    2 Brazil
    3 Netherlands
    4 Togo
    5 Ukraine
    6 Greenland
    7 Greece
    8 El Salvador
    9 Switzerland
    10 Austria
    11 Chad
    12 Andorra
    13 Cuba
    14 Turkey
    15 Bahamas

    rhesus medium, in the unlikely event of that being right

  6. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Barbados
    4. Hungary
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Iran
    10. Austria
    11. Somalia
    12. Antartic
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  7. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Zambia
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  8. Oops Pythagorean size med.

  9. 1 Thailand
    2 Brazil
    3 The Netherlands
    4 Togo
    5 Ukraine
    6 Greenland
    7 Greece
    8 El Salvador
    9 Switzerland
    10 Austria
    11 Chad
    12 Andorra
    13 Cuba
    14 Turkey
    15 Bahamas

    I’d like the Pluto xl if I’m right

  10. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Haiti
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. SWitzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  11. and pavlov, women’s lg.

    xo

  12. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Haiti
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  13. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Haiti
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Iran
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  14. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Christmas Islands (No ‘L’)
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    I’ll go for the Scurvy women’s small

  15. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Zambia (yay zombies!)
    4. Togo
    5. Argentina
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Syria (e, as a mathematical number, is the sum of an infinite series, and thus is “serial”. Serial - L = Syria! If I’m lucky.)
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Medium Pavlov, if only for the Eddie Izzard reference.

  16. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. The Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Antilles
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Pi shirt XXL (men’s)

  17. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Haiti
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Malta
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  18. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Haiti
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Malta
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    pluto

  19. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Haiti
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Malta
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Pluto.

  20. 1 Thailand
    2 Brazil
    3 Netherlands
    4 Togo
    5 Ukraine
    6 Hungary
    7 Gabon
    8 El Salvador
    9 Switzerland
    10 New Zealand
    11 Poland
    12 Sierra Leone
    13 Cuba
    14 Turkey
    15 The Bahamas

    Easter Island

  21. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Haiti
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Pluto t-shirt, XXL

  22. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Zambia
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Iran
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Probably wrong, but oh well.

    Pavlov (blue, M)

  23. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Zambia
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Iran
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Pluto Womens Small.

  24. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Haiti
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Iran
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  25. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Zambia (alt. Finland)
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland (alt. ‘Spain)
    7. Italy
    8. Egypt
    9. Malta
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Poland
    13. Cuba
    14. Tripoli
    15. Bahamas

  26. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Zambia
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Switzerland
    10.Austria
    11. Hungary
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  27. 1. No one wins or loses?
    Thailand
    2. Sick of ladies’ undergarments?
    Brazil
    3. Where the dead live?
    Zambia
    4. Land of carry-outs?
    Togo
    5. Where you can hold your head up?
    Argentina
    6. It’s not easy being here?
    Cape Verde
    7. It’s the word?
    Greece
    8. “e,” but without the “L”?
    Salvador
    9. Home of Alfalfa?
    Switzerland
    10. Al’s not Down Under?
    Austria
    11. A great place to hang?
    Chad
    12. With or without the Sun God?
    Andorra
    13. We are the Third Power?
    Cuba
    14. Three Strikes?
    Turkey
    15. Sheep, laughs, and mothers?
    Bahamas

    XL Pavlov if I get lucky — the Macbeth Hand Soap was so good I’m trying again.

  28. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Zambia
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Switzerland
    10.Austria
    11. Hungary
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  29. 1 Thailand
    2 Brazil
    3 Netherlands
    4 Togo
    5 Ukraine
    6 Greenland
    7 Greece
    8 Italy
    9 Switzerland
    10 Austria
    11 Chad
    12 Andorra
    13 Cuba
    14 Turkey
    15 Bahamas

  30. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Zambia (yay zombies!)
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Syria
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  31. Dang, forgot to add: idioms t-shirt

  32. 1. No one wins or loses? - Thailand
    2. Sick of ladies’ undergarments? Brazil
    3. Where the dead live? Netherlands
    4. Land of carry-outs? Togo
    5. Where you can hold your head up? Ukraine
    6. It’s not easy being here? - Greenland
    7. It’s the word? Greece
    8. “e,” but without the “L”? East Timor (Timor-Leste)
    9. Home of Alfalfa? Switzerland
    10. Al’s not Down Under? - Austria
    11. A great place to hang? - Chad
    12. With or without the Sun God? - Andora
    13. We are the Third Power? Cuba
    14. Three Strikes? Turkey
    15. Sheep, laughs, and mothers? - Bahamas

    Mental_Floss shirt, men’s small.

  33. 1. Thailand 
2. Brazil 
3. Netherlands 
4. Togo 
5. Ukraine
6. Greenland 
7. Greece 
8. Syria 
9. Switzerland 
10. Austria 
11. Chad 
12. Andorra 
13. Cuba 
14. Turkey 
15. Bahamas

    Mental_Floss Mens xl

  34. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Argentina
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    idioms, M

  35. though clue number 2 should be the Virgin Islands. haha

  36. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Haiti (tough choice, but zombies are technically undead)
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Syria (with a shout out to Euler!!)
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Women’s Pi M

  37. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Zambia
    4. Togo
    5. Palau
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Somalia
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Freud XXL if applicable.

  38. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Netherlands
    4. Togo (I’d like that “to go.”)
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Aruba (He’s “a rube”!)
    10. Austria
    11. Poland
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    In case I’m the first to get it right (I haven’t looked through the entries), the Marx “Sharing is Caring” in a medium.

  39. 1.Thailand
    2.Brazil
    3.Haiti
    4.Togo
    5.Ukraine
    6.Greenland
    7.Greece
    8.Italy
    9.Switzerland
    10.Austria
    11.Chad
    12.Andorra
    13.Cuba
    14.Turkey
    15.Bahamas

  40. Sorry T-shirt
    Womens “Pie”
    or “Lady Macbeth”

  41. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland!
    7. Greece
    8. Syria
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Singapore (Sling)
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    XL

  42. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. The Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Iran
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Pi shirt XL (men’s)

  43. 1. No one wins or loses?
    Thailand
    2. Sick of ladies’ undergarments?
    Brazil
    3. Where the dead live?
    Netherlands
    4. Land of carry-outs?
    Togo
    5. Where you can hold your head up? Ukraine
    6. It’s not easy being here?
    Greenland
    7. It’s the word?
    Greece
    8. “e,” but without the “L”?
    Syria
    9. Home of Alfalfa?
    Switzerland
    10. Al’s not Down Under?
    Austria
    11. A great place to hang?
    Singapore (Sling)
    12. With or without the Sun God?
    Andorra
    13. We are the Third Power?
    Cuba
    14. Three Strikes?
    Turkey
    15. Sheep, laughs, and mothers?
    Bahamas

    XL

  44. 1.Thailand
    2.Brazil
    3.Netherlands
    4.Togo
    5.Ukraine
    6.Greenland
    7.Greece
    8.El Salvador
    9.Switzerland
    10.Austria
    11.Sweden
    12.Andorra
    13.Cuba
    14.Turkey
    15.Bahamas

    Idioms M

  45. Thailand
    Brazil
    Netherlands
    Togo
    Germany
    Greenland
    Greece
    Italy
    Iran
    Austria
    Chile
    Andorra
    Cuba
    Turkey
    Bahamas

    any

  46. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Israel
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  47. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil

  48. 3. Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. China
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Italy
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12.Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    large Freud shirt

  49. Accidentally hit return…I had all of them ready to submit at once… Honest!

  50. 3) Delaware.

  51. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. El Salvador
    9. Iran
    10. Austria
    11. Poland
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    xl scurvy

  52. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Germany (hold that beer up!)
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Italy (little e - L)
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad (of the hanging sort)
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15.Bahamas

    L easy as 3.14…

  53. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. The Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Syria
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    idoms women’s L

  54. 1.Thailand
    2.Brazil
    3.Netherlands
    4.Togo
    5.Ukraine
    6.Iran
    7.Greece
    8.Chile
    9.Switzerland
    10.Austria
    11.Chad
    12.Andorra
    13.Cuba
    14.Turkey
    15.Bahamas

    pluto men’s M

  55. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Zambia
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Syria
    9. France (Little Rascal’s Alfalfa’s from Paris)
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

  56. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. The Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Italy
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    14. Bahamas

    I’d like the Pluto shirt men’s L, please.

  57. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland

    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Missing two. Oh well.

    Pluto large.

  58. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. The Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Italy
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Any

  59. I don’t know if it’s too late to submit, but I didn’t look at the other comments!

    1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Argentina
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Italy
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. the Bahamas

    Women’s Pluto XL

  60. 1. Thailand
    2. Brazil
    3. Netherlands
    4. Togo
    5. Ukraine
    6. Greenland
    7. Greece
    8. Haiti
    9. Switzerland
    10. Austria
    11. Chad
    12. Andorra
    13. Cuba
    14. Turkey
    15. Bahamas

    Rhesus- Medium

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