
We see fossil reconstructions or illustrations of species that have come and gone and we sometimes say, “Come on now, that can’t be real!” Or maybe you don’t, but I have, because these creatures look like they came from a horror film or a child’s most frightening nightmares.
Quick -how many prehistoric relatives of the elephant can you name? Mammoth, mastodon, and …that’s it, right? Meet Platybelodon. Even the minds who conceived Heffalumps and Snuffleupagus would consider this creature to be too ridiculous to believe. When I first encountered Platybelodon in this illustration by DeviantART member Sk00tie, I thought the artist had made up the species. But no…
Platybelodon was a “shovel tusker”. Ten million years ago, it roamed Africa, Europe, Asia, and North America, eating trees and plants that grow in swamps. It is one of several ancient elephants from the Gomphothere family. See more of Platybelodon in a YouTube video.
What looks a bit like a duck, but is eight feet tall and eats wombats? Bullockornis planei was a bird that roamed Australia as far back as 15 million years ago, but possibly also survived to see mankind.
A giant skull found a few years ago led scientists to believe Bullockornis was omnivorous, and devoured other animals whole. This bird earned the nickname the Demon Duck of Doom.
Opabinia regalis flourished 500 million years ago during the Cambrian period. This odd creature had five eyes, two of them on stalks, and a proboscis resembling a vacuum cleaner hose that made up about a third of its body length. Just think of the Teletubbies’ Nunu with extra eyeballs! Fossil specimens are pretty small -shorter than your finger- but there is speculation that these were juveniles and the creature may have grown bigger. Opabinia is a creature that so far defies classification. Should it be labeled an arthropod or an annelid, related to crustaceans or trilobites? It may be an ancient ancestor of them all. Illustration by Nobu Tamura.
Quetzalcoatlus northropi may have been the largest flying animal ever. The estimated wingspan gleaned from fossil evidence is 36 feet, although earlier extrapolations put it as high as 60 feet. Either way, that’s a big animal. It took a lot of muscle power to get 500 pounds off the ground! This pterosaur lived about 65 million years ago. Quetzalcoatlus northropi ate dinosaurs for breakfast, which is enough to fuel anyone’s nightmares. Illustration by Mark Witton and Darren Naish.
The name Titanoboa means “big snake.” The species Titanoboa cerrejonensis is the biggest snake ever discovered, which was about four years ago in Colombia. The fossil remains of a couple of dozen such snakes were studied, leading scientists to estimate their size at a maximum 15 meters, or 50 feet! Titanoboa cerrejonensis was a constrictor that lived around 60 million years ago, eating animals the size of crocodiles -whole. Illustration by Jason Bourque.
You might have seen this scary fish, if you had been around 400 million years ago. Dunkleosteus was an armored fish that grew to be twenty feet long and had sharp teeth in massive jaws that could slice through bones. Scientists have been divided on how to classify Dunkleosteus among fish, since evidence discovered at different times links it to different types of existing species.
DeviantART member DNK-Anais gives us this illustration of how terrifying Dunkleosteus would seem to other sea creatures and any land animal that got too close.
Procoptodon goliah was a giant short-faced kangaroo. It was about twice the weight of the modern red kangaroo (but not much taller), and hopped around on feet that had one toe each! It ate only plants, and could stretch to reach branches 12 feet above ground. This kangaroo had eyes that faced forward, which gave it the ability to see depth and a resemblance to the Grinch from the Dr. Seuss book. There were also smaller species of Procoptodon, which were all extinct by 40,000 years ago.
The genus Pristerognathus were animals that lived 250 million years ago in Africa. They are Therocephalians, which are reptiles that have mammalian characteristics. One of the few things we know about Pristerognathus is that it was carnivorous and had a huge head compared to the rest of its body, and most of that head was jaws and teeth. However, the whole animal was about the size of a house cat. Illustration by Dmitri Bogdanov.
See also: The Bigger They Are: 10 Ice Age Giants
Very cool. I’ve seen most of these before, but that pteradon still scares the crap out of me.
posted by Tinkerschnitzel on 6-30-2011 at 9:33 am
Is there a reason that the drawing of Dunkleosteus looks like a bad guy from some disney movie?
posted by Alex on 6-30-2011 at 10:17 am
Dunkleosteus = graboid
posted by Amy on 6-30-2011 at 10:55 am
Hey Miss Cellana, I have to call you out on Opabina. Yes it has five eyes and is freaky, but it’s barely an inch long or so. I haven’t heard of any speculation that they are juviniles.
Should have put Anomalcaris in there, at a foot long, and with spiky graspers, it looks like something that you wouldn’t want grabbing your leg.
posted by smjjames on 6-30-2011 at 12:39 pm
smjjames, all my information came from sources linked in yellow. One of them talked about some discussion of the sizes of the known fossils vs. other possibilities. Yeah, I could have made this list much longer, but it wouldn’t get finished today.
posted by Miss Cellania on 6-30-2011 at 12:51 pm
My kids saw the Dunkleosteus illustration and immediately said “Pokemon!”
posted by Miss Cellania on 6-30-2011 at 12:52 pm
I agree with your kids in that it looks like it could be a pokemon, given it’s cartoonish look.
But hey, with fossils, you gotta give artistic license as far as color goes.
posted by smjjames on 6-30-2011 at 12:58 pm
I REFUSE to believe that first one ever walked the planet. That is nightmarish!
posted by Katie Rose on 6-30-2011 at 1:50 pm
Quetzalcoatlus? Heck, we STILL have them is Texas!
Great article, Cellania.
posted by Steve S on 6-30-2011 at 2:16 pm
@Katie Rose: As an animated skeletal undead, it would be, but the real flesh and blood one doesn’t look all that scary.
Unless its charging at you, same as a modern day elephant.
posted by smjjames on 6-30-2011 at 5:26 pm
I remember seeing Platybelodon in a Zoobook on elephants as a kid (that whole book freaked me out- what kid wants to see the muscular systems of zoo animals?), and I learned about Dunkleosteus when I was substitute teaching and showed a video on the “Seven Deadliest Seas in Earth’s History” or something like that. Pretty sure I was more scared than the sixth graders.
posted by Megan on 6-30-2011 at 6:11 pm
Dunkleosteus= Pokemon. :)
posted by Princess on 6-30-2011 at 10:30 pm
@Megan – um, I was one of those kids who was always interested in the muscular systems. Of course, I wanted to be a vet for years and majored in Animal Science (before I decided I didn’t want to be a vet and would prefer to be a cop).
Those…are terrifying. I am so glad I don’t have to deal with them. My thirteen year old sister, on the other hand, is fascinated and thinks they’re the coolest thing she’s seen all week.
posted by Kate on 7-1-2011 at 1:44 am
Pristerognathus kinda explains where my Catahoula leopard dog came from. She’s all mouth, too!
posted by Jane on 7-3-2011 at 7:35 pm