Comments on: Friday Happy Hour: November Buffet

By: Tdave

Tdave — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:15:44 +0000

autobiograhy – The Caste System Of Modern Society; A View From The Bottom.

I’d lose all my toes. Toes are overrated anyhow.

By: Karan

Karan — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:22:45 +0000

1. Slow Cooker
2. “How to Make an Easy $5 Million”
3. Steve Martin
4. Terrifying Modern Diseases
5. WWF match – fan pissing on another fan he’d knocked in the mouth

By: Stick

Stick — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:30:27 +0000

1. I would name the dog “Sexy Dance Party”
2. My book would be titled “American Carabiniri”
3. I would have liked to see the late Frank Zappa run for president.
4. I’d like to hear “Four terrible theories about what is in Chinese food”
5. The worst fans I saw were at a Baltimore Ravens football game. They were sitting in the top-most part of the stadium. Rather than utilizing the restrooms, they were urinating in their beer cups and dumping them over the side of the stadium to the sidewalk below…hopefully nobody was walking there.

By: kehrsam

kehrsam — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:00:30 +0000

Dog: Scabies. Among other things, it would make for great cocktail party banter. “So, how long have you had Scabies?”

Run for Office: David Wells. Are any of the Sex Pistols still alive?

Terrifying Theories: Topology.

By: lauren

lauren — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:47:54 +0000

I have a cat named Pickles (from a childhood book named “Pickles the Firecat”. I wanna name my next cat Waffles of Pancakes. I suppose a dog could have it but it’s gotta have an s at the end cause it’s cuter.

By: richel

richel — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:29:01 +0000

#31: my daughter’s confirmation name was peter.
and my cat’s name is sir winston groan, earl of rivendell. she goes by winnie for short.

By: TikiPundit

TikiPundit — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:21:01 +0000

1. A. Walsleben already won.

2. Don’t Toes Me, Bro!

3. Colbert– oh, wait.

4. Dante’s The Nine Circles of Curling

5. Parents screaming at their own Little League kids.

By: gretchen

gretchen — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:09:43 +0000

1. I’d name the dog Sigourney.

2. “Harry Potter and the Missing Toe”

By: Going Like Sixty

Going Like Sixty — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:25:16 +0000

Dog = God
Book = $100 enclosed (comes from publisher’s marketing budget not my cut.)
Non-politician = Victoria Beckham
New Theory= Terrifying Theories of Chess
Fan = Took my hanging chad

By: mungley

mungley — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:59:28 +0000

1.) You’re asking for a dog name? Do we get residuals if the name takes? Try “Residual” – the dog.

2.) I wouldn’t make that contract. As my mother always said, “Never bet more that you can afford to loose.” That’s going to be the title of my memoir, by the way.

3.) Killer swarming animals.

4.) I heard tell of a guy at a Grateful Dead concert in the mid 70s who was really high. Apparently he lost his clothing and decided it you we good to engage in some auto erotic frolic in the middle of the general admission crowd on the field. Later he asked how the show was. (Could apocryphal, but if true, he wins.)