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THE BOOKSTORE: Los Angeles Public Library, Los Feliz Branch
THE DICTIONARY: Miriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, 11th Edition
THE WORD: red giant
Instead of boring you with a blurb about red giants (and assuring you that it’ll be a long time before our sun becomes one), I thought I’d take a look back at the words selected this week, and try to assemble something from them–something ridiculous, in that it’s random and hopefully a little fun. I’ve been trying to manufacture some theme out of the week’s words, but if you want to help me take it one step further: if you had to come up with an idea for a TV show based on/incorporating these five words, what would it be?
Here, again, are the week’s words: showmanship, loopy, consigliere, diaspora, red giant
I’m thinking a show that traces a band of zany and lovable lawyers (all named after red giants) as the only survivors of some natural disaster; they pilgrimage to other interstellar shores, which they soon find are populated and ruled by a class of wily consiglieres they are forced to join. Anybody else?
I was thinking that during humanity’s diaspora after the destruction of Earth, the populace is entertained/distracted by pilots playing chicken with solar surfaces. The best of these daring pilots, with impeccable style and showmanship, cuts a little too close to a red dwarf and comes back, well, loopy. Since the mob is handling the betting and there are no refs to bribe, a consigliere is assigned to be his “copilot” and keep him on track. Hilarity ensues.
posted by Charles on 11-3-2007 at 8:57 am