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According to Wikipedia, a flowchart is a “schematic representation of an algorithm or a process. They are commonly used in business/economic presentations to help the audience visualize the content better, or to find flaws in the process.” I don’t remember where I saw it, but I have reconstructed the first flowchart that I really understood.

Wikipedia member Triddle made this flowchart for dealing with a difficult Wikipedia editor. It’s a bit more involved than the hammer flowchart, but still easy to understand.

OK, so flow charts are useful. But they can be funny, too! This workplace flowchart proliferated via copy machine long before the internet. This is the cleanest version (of many) I found.

Computers have made the generation of flowcharts quick and easy, and their use in software development means many people are familiar with the form. The internet is therefore a breeding ground of flowchart jokes. See some after the jump.

Wellington Grey designed a flow chart to explain the process of posting at Slashdot. This is a small detail; see the entire chart here. Grey also has a flowchart entitled W.W.G.W.B.D? (What Would George W. Bush Do?)

The shape of the flowchart can be the joke in itself. At Skull A Day, there is a new picture of a skull posted every day. The webmaster created a flowchart that detailed the process of deciding how to create or select the skulls. Click the link, then click on the image for the larger, readable version. The chart itself is in the shape of a skull, so there’s one for another day!

Sometimes the best flowcharts are the simplest. Toothpaste for Dinner gave us the Panflute Flowchart.

If you’ve got appealing photos, your flowchart doesn’t even have to make sense. This LOLcat flowchart by was featured on Boing Boing, along with a few other submited flowcharts. Click here to see the full size version. A slightly more serious flowchart explaining the evolution of LOLcat syntax can be found in this post.

Khoi Vinh knows how his dog Mister President thinks. He contructed a flowchart to show how he thinks. I know a lot of dogs like that.

BB Spot published the RIAA Lawsuit Decision Matrix. Also check out their flowchart for deciding whether to upgrade to Vista and Should I keep playing this game? To explore how gaming can get you stuck in a neverending cycle, take a look at this extensive flowchart by Pipedreamer Grey of the Great Geek Manual.

You can make your own flowcharts easily online with Draw Anywhere. I made this one in minutes!
The panflute flowchart has been my favorite for years.
Very often I have stated, “Do I need a panflute,” just to shut myself down.
posted by Nathan Miller on 11-8-2007 at 11:26 am
I love flowcharts that make me laugh…I had to create them in college and I still use them to help make myself see things in a clear view…i make them up in my head…most of the time they all point to ‘yes, you do need the _________’…I like my flowcharts…
posted by donner on 11-8-2007 at 11:35 am
My favorite to date is the 90’s flowchart. I thought I first saw it here on the _floss, but here it is elsewhere… http://www.xkcd.com/210/
posted by Pickle on 11-8-2007 at 1:40 pm
can I pay you to make me a flowchart I have look at every examples and I just can’t grab the concept
posted by eric on 1-17-2008 at 10:31 am
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA
funny u.
posted by Razzle & Bocca on 2-6-2008 at 6:40 am
lololololololololololololol
posted by Rachel Becky on 2-6-2008 at 6:49 am
LOL, some better examples there than I offer!
posted by Swimlane Flowcharts on 11-26-2008 at 12:56 pm
Ha, I like these- and quite a few I hadn’t seen before.
LocateTV has one too; it’s called the TV Recommendation Flowchart. Please do have a look if you like this sort of thing- locatetv.com/quiz/tv-flowchart
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posted by Lucy on 6-10-2009 at 9:31 am