Sandy Wood
Weekend Genius Challenge #6: A world of clues
by Sandy Wood - November 10, 2007 - 7:54 AM

NOTE: This weekend challenge has been completed. If you’d like to guess the clues just for fun, go ahead, then see here for the answers and the name of this weekend’s winner.

In WGC #4, we provided some (awful!) Skewed Clues to nations of the world. Always ones for abuse, we’ve brought them back once more. Below are 12 Skewed Clues to the names of foreign nations. The object is simple: Guess which country is being referred to in each clue. We’ll start you off by giving you the answer to #1, one of the easier ones… “Where criminals head?” would be “Congo,” Get it? Con-go? Good. Here we go:

1. Where criminals head?
2. Where to “spare a dime”?
3. Where ringing’s a breeze?
4. Where mechanical men desire?
5. Where there’s hard water?
6. Where Seagulls live?
7. Where you’d find Duke-NJ?
8. Where you can do this “on”?
9. Where you can keep talking?
10. Where they split your two legs?
11. Where a Teletubby would live?
12. Where… Okay, “shells”?

When you’ve figured them all out (or think you have), leave a comment to this post with your 12 numbered answers. You only get one shot, so be careful. The first with all correct (or the one with the most correct by Monday) will win a T-shirt!

FOUR IMPORTANT NOTES:

  • One entry per player, please.
  • At the end of your post, write which T-shirt you want from the store (click the link to browse the styles)
  • Comments are moderated, so they won’t show up until we release them. The correct answers (and the winner’s name) will be revealed first thing Monday morning.
  • Due to the “esoteric” nature of this puzzle, your answers must match ours to win the prize, even if you have an alternate answer you think is valid. That said, if you’ve got a really hilarious and plausible answer that doesn’t match ours, you just might get a shirt out of that too.

Good luck!

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Comments (24)
  1. 1 Congo
    2 Kenya
    3 Belize
    4 Botswana
    5 Bahrain
    6 Iran
    7 Malaysia
    8 Sierra Leone
    9 Gabon
    10 Peru
    11 Poland
    12 Seychelles

    rhesus medium, please

  2. Where –
    1. criminals head? — Congo
    2. to “spare a dime”? — Kenya
    3. ringing’s a breeze? — Belize
    4. mechanical men desire? — Botswana
    5. there’s hard water? — Iceland
    6. Seagulls live? — Japan
    7. you’d find Duke-NJ? — China
    8. you can do this “on”? — Iraq
    9. you can keep talking? — Gabon
    10. they split … legs? — Indonesia
    11. a Teletubby would live? — Dominica
    12. … Okay, “shells”? — Seychelles

  3. 1 Congo
    2 Kenya
    3 Belize
    4 Botswana
    5 Moldova
    6 Iran
    7 Malaysia
    8 Sierre Leone
    9 Gabon
    10 Tunisia
    11 Poland
    12 Seychelles

    Lady Macbeth…small

  4. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Greece
    5. Iceland
    6. Iran
    7. Haiti
    8. Sierra Leone
    9. Gabon
    10.Indonesia
    11.Poland
    12.Seychelles

    Rhesus large please.

  5. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Iceland
    6. Iran
    7. Malaysia
    8. Taiwan
    9. Gabon
    10. Tunisia
    11. Poland
    12. Seychelles

    lady macbeth small

  6. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Iceland
    6. Hungary
    7. The Netherlands
    8. The Czech Republic
    9. Gabon
    10. Indonesia
    11. Poland
    12. Seychelles

    Rhesus large, please.

  7. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Iceland
    6. Iran
    7. Germany
    8. Iraq
    9. Gabon
    10. China
    11. Poland
    12. Seychelles

  8. oops, Idioms M

  9. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Iceland
    6. Iran
    7. Malaysia
    8. Taiwan
    9. Gabon
    10. Indonesia
    11. Poland

    idioms xl
    12. Seychelles

  10. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Iceland
    6. Iran
    7. Haiti
    8. Taiwan
    9. Gabon
    10. Tunisia
    11. Poland
    12. Seychelles

    Lady Macbeth T

  11. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Iceland
    6. Iran
    7. China
    8. Taiwan
    9. Gabon
    10. Tunisia
    11. Poland
    12. Seychelles

    Gregor Mendel
    Med.

  12. 1. Congo (con go)
    2. Singpore (sing of poor)
    3. Belize (bell ease)
    4. Botswana (‘bots wanna)
    5. Morocco (more rock eau)
    6. India (in the air, Boston style)
    7. Luxembourg (Luxe in burb)
    8. Taiwan (tie one on)
    9. Gabon (gab on)
    10. The Netherlands (goes without saying) or Thailand (pronounced with “th” versus “t” as initial letter)
    11. Bahrain (Bah, rain)
    12. Seyshelles (Say Shells)

    Pythagoras large

  13. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Iceland
    6. India
    7. Maldives (That’s all that’s there. Malls and dives)
    8. Iraq
    9. Gabon
    10. Indonesia (’cause Crotchland is regovized by the U.N.)
    11. Poland
    12. Seyshelles

  14. oops, forgot

    Men’s XL Noble Dyn-no-mite T-shirt

  15. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Morocco
    6. India
    7. Luxembourg
    8. Taiwan
    9. Gabon
    10. Indonesia
    11. Bahrain
    12. Seyshelles

    Idioms XL

  16. 1.Congo
    2.Kenya
    3.Belize
    4.Botswana
    5.Iceland
    6.Iran
    7.The Netherlands
    8.Taiwan
    9.Gabon
    10.Djibouti
    11.Poland
    12.Seychelles

    Women’s PI, Small

  17. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Morocco
    6. Iran
    7. Malaysia
    8. Taiwan
    9. Gabon
    10. Tunisia
    11. Poland
    12. Seychelles

    Pluto t-shirt, XXL

  18. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Iceland
    6. India
    7. Malaysia
    8. Taiwan
    9. Gabon
    10. Indonesia
    11. Poland
    12. Seychelles

    Pi XL

  19. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Iceland
    6. Iran
    7. Tuvalu
    8. Taiwan
    9. Gabon
    10. Tunisia
    11. Poland
    12. Seychelles

    Pavlov, XXL

  20. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Morocco
    6. Iran
    7. French Guiana (Devil’s Island?? Blue Devils and Jersey Devil)
    8. Taiwan
    9. Gabon
    10. Tunisia
    11. Poland
    12. Seychelles

  21. 1. Congo
    2. Kenya
    3. Belize
    4. Botswana
    5. Iceland
    6. Iran
    7. Tazmania
    8. Sierra Leone
    9. Gabon
    10. Indonesia
    11. Poland
    12.Seychelles

    Rhesus XL, thanks

  22. 1. Congo 
2. Kenya 
3. Belize 
4. Botswana 
5. Iceland 
6. England
7. The Netherlands 
8. Taiwan 
9. Gabon 
10. Tunisia 
11. Poland 
12. Seychelles

    beethoven xl
    


  23. 1.Congo
    2.Kenya
    3.Belize
    4.Botswana
    5.Iceland
    6.Iran
    7.Malaysia
    8.Taiwan
    9.Gabon
    10.Netherlands
    11.Poland
    12.Seychelles

    Idioms M

  24. 1 Congo
    2 Kenya
    3 Belize
    4 Botswana
    5 Iceland
    6 Iran
    7 Jersey
    8 Taiwan
    9 Gabon
    10 Tunisia
    11 Poland
    12 Seychelles
    rhesus t shirt x large

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