
NOTE: This weekend challenge has been completed. If you’d like to guess the clues just for fun, go ahead, then see here for the answers and the name of this weekend’s winner.
In WGC #4, we provided some (awful!) Skewed Clues to nations of the world. Always ones for abuse, we’ve brought them back once more. Below are 12 Skewed Clues to the names of foreign nations. The object is simple: Guess which country is being referred to in each clue. We’ll start you off by giving you the answer to #1, one of the easier ones… “Where criminals head?” would be “Congo,” Get it? Con-go? Good. Here we go:
1. Where criminals head?
2. Where to “spare a dime”?
3. Where ringing’s a breeze?
4. Where mechanical men desire?
5. Where there’s hard water?
6. Where Seagulls live?
7. Where you’d find Duke-NJ?
8. Where you can do this “on”?
9. Where you can keep talking?
10. Where they split your two legs?
11. Where a Teletubby would live?
12. Where… Okay, “shells”?
When you’ve figured them all out (or think you have), leave a comment to this post with your 12 numbered answers. You only get one shot, so be careful. The first with all correct (or the one with the most correct by Monday) will win a T-shirt!
FOUR IMPORTANT NOTES:
- One entry per player, please.
- At the end of your post, write which T-shirt you want from the store (click the link to browse the styles)
- Comments are moderated, so they won’t show up until we release them. The correct answers (and the winner’s name) will be revealed first thing Monday morning.
- Due to the “esoteric” nature of this puzzle, your answers must match ours to win the prize, even if you have an alternate answer you think is valid. That said, if you’ve got a really hilarious and plausible answer that doesn’t match ours, you just might get a shirt out of that too.
Good luck!
1 Congo
2 Kenya
3 Belize
4 Botswana
5 Bahrain
6 Iran
7 Malaysia
8 Sierra Leone
9 Gabon
10 Peru
11 Poland
12 Seychelles
rhesus medium, please
posted by joe on 11-10-2007 at 9:56 am
Where –
1. criminals head? — Congo
2. to “spare a dimeâ€? — Kenya
3. ringing’s a breeze? — Belize
4. mechanical men desire? — Botswana
5. there’s hard water? — Iceland
6. Seagulls live? — Japan
7. you’d find Duke-NJ? — China
8. you can do this “onâ€? — Iraq
9. you can keep talking? — Gabon
10. they split … legs? — Indonesia
11. a Teletubby would live? — Dominica
12. … Okay, “shellsâ€? — Seychelles
posted by Mike Jackson on 11-10-2007 at 10:10 am
1 Congo
2 Kenya
3 Belize
4 Botswana
5 Moldova
6 Iran
7 Malaysia
8 Sierre Leone
9 Gabon
10 Tunisia
11 Poland
12 Seychelles
Lady Macbeth…small
posted by fibes2 on 11-10-2007 at 10:14 am
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Greece
5. Iceland
6. Iran
7. Haiti
8. Sierra Leone
9. Gabon
10.Indonesia
11.Poland
12.Seychelles
Rhesus large please.
posted by Sarah on 11-10-2007 at 10:46 am
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Iceland
6. Iran
7. Malaysia
8. Taiwan
9. Gabon
10. Tunisia
11. Poland
12. Seychelles
lady macbeth small
posted by kay on 11-10-2007 at 10:47 am
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Iceland
6. Hungary
7. The Netherlands
8. The Czech Republic
9. Gabon
10. Indonesia
11. Poland
12. Seychelles
Rhesus large, please.
posted by Russ on 11-10-2007 at 10:48 am
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Iceland
6. Iran
7. Germany
8. Iraq
9. Gabon
10. China
11. Poland
12. Seychelles
posted by jzimm on 11-10-2007 at 11:12 am
oops, Idioms M
posted by jzimm on 11-10-2007 at 11:12 am
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Iceland
6. Iran
7. Malaysia
8. Taiwan
9. Gabon
10. Indonesia
11. Poland
idioms xl
12. Seychelles
posted by Lisa on 11-10-2007 at 11:34 am
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Iceland
6. Iran
7. Haiti
8. Taiwan
9. Gabon
10. Tunisia
11. Poland
12. Seychelles
Lady Macbeth T
posted by Carole on 11-10-2007 at 11:58 am
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Iceland
6. Iran
7. China
8. Taiwan
9. Gabon
10. Tunisia
11. Poland
12. Seychelles
Gregor Mendel
Med.
posted by Matt on 11-10-2007 at 3:03 pm
1. Congo (con go)
2. Singpore (sing of poor)
3. Belize (bell ease)
4. Botswana (‘bots wanna)
5. Morocco (more rock eau)
6. India (in the air, Boston style)
7. Luxembourg (Luxe in burb)
8. Taiwan (tie one on)
9. Gabon (gab on)
10. The Netherlands (goes without saying) or Thailand (pronounced with “th” versus “t” as initial letter)
11. Bahrain (Bah, rain)
12. Seyshelles (Say Shells)
Pythagoras large
posted by Vicki on 11-10-2007 at 3:47 pm
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Iceland
6. India
7. Maldives (That’s all that’s there. Malls and dives)
8. Iraq
9. Gabon
10. Indonesia (’cause Crotchland is regovized by the U.N.)
11. Poland
12. Seyshelles
posted by jeffcomedy on 11-10-2007 at 4:34 pm
oops, forgot
Men’s XL Noble Dyn-no-mite T-shirt
posted by jeffcomedy on 11-10-2007 at 4:37 pm
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Morocco
6. India
7. Luxembourg
8. Taiwan
9. Gabon
10. Indonesia
11. Bahrain
12. Seyshelles
Idioms XL
posted by Terry on 11-10-2007 at 4:41 pm
1.Congo
2.Kenya
3.Belize
4.Botswana
5.Iceland
6.Iran
7.The Netherlands
8.Taiwan
9.Gabon
10.Djibouti
11.Poland
12.Seychelles
Women’s PI, Small
posted by aTribe on 11-10-2007 at 9:13 pm
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Morocco
6. Iran
7. Malaysia
8. Taiwan
9. Gabon
10. Tunisia
11. Poland
12. Seychelles
Pluto t-shirt, XXL
posted by Andrew on 11-10-2007 at 10:54 pm
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Iceland
6. India
7. Malaysia
8. Taiwan
9. Gabon
10. Indonesia
11. Poland
12. Seychelles
Pi XL
posted by Susan on 11-11-2007 at 2:25 am
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Iceland
6. Iran
7. Tuvalu
8. Taiwan
9. Gabon
10. Tunisia
11. Poland
12. Seychelles
Pavlov, XXL
posted by Dawn on 11-11-2007 at 9:49 am
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Morocco
6. Iran
7. French Guiana (Devil’s Island?? Blue Devils and Jersey Devil)
8. Taiwan
9. Gabon
10. Tunisia
11. Poland
12. Seychelles
posted by NaechsteHaltestelle on 11-11-2007 at 10:51 am
1. Congo
2. Kenya
3. Belize
4. Botswana
5. Iceland
6. Iran
7. Tazmania
8. Sierra Leone
9. Gabon
10. Indonesia
11. Poland
12.Seychelles
Rhesus XL, thanks
posted by Mike on 11-11-2007 at 2:29 pm
1. Congo 
2. Kenya 
3. Belize 
4. Botswana 
5. Iceland 
6. England
7. The Netherlands 
8. Taiwan 
9. Gabon 
10. Tunisia 
11. Poland 
12. Seychelles
beethoven xl


posted by dmflax on 11-11-2007 at 3:53 pm
1.Congo
2.Kenya
3.Belize
4.Botswana
5.Iceland
6.Iran
7.Malaysia
8.Taiwan
9.Gabon
10.Netherlands
11.Poland
12.Seychelles
Idioms M
posted by Anthony on 11-11-2007 at 7:16 pm
1 Congo
2 Kenya
3 Belize
4 Botswana
5 Iceland
6 Iran
7 Jersey
8 Taiwan
9 Gabon
10 Tunisia
11 Poland
12 Seychelles
rhesus t shirt x large
posted by Erick Grant on 11-11-2007 at 11:41 pm