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Sandy Wood
Weekend Genius Challenge #8: Two Words
by Sandy Wood - November 26, 2007 - 9:15 AM

CONTEST NOW CLOSED. Click here to see the 20 finalists. Thanks to all of our players!

We hope you all had an enjoyable and safe Thanksgiving. In the spirit of the holiday, we’re taking it a bit easy with this Weekend Genius Challenge. In fact, you can win it by replying with only two words. And, in the process, you’ll change the world! How? Read on.

You probably know that “Google” has developed into a verb for looking up information on the Internet. You can search for almost anything, and find tons of information (and misinformation) on the billions of pages linked. So here’s our challenge: Find a two-word sequence in quotes that results in zero “hits” on Google. The twist: instead of looking for the most extreme examples, we’re looking for the most mundane ones. While you can use “tintinnabulation” in your entry, you’ll be much more likely to win by using “ringing” instead, provided you can find a word to match it with.

Feel free to explain why or in what context your two-word phrase should have shown up somewhere on Google… you might sway us! You can enter twice, as long as each entry is in a separate post. And make sure you read the rules in the box below to know exactly how to play. The winner will receive one mental_floss T-shirt in the style/size of his or her choice! We’ll vote on the entries and declare a winner early next week.

(How will this “change the world,” you ask? Simple: Google spiders our blog entries, so after we declare a winner, a few days later, that post will pop up in Google’s results when you search for the winning two-word phrase. Thus, that phrase will no longer be a Google zero, and anyone from now on who searches for that phrase will see your winning entry!)

SIX IMPORTANT RULES:

  • Your entry must be Googled in quotes as a phrase. For fun, we tried “meson rodeo” and came up with two results.
  • No potty mouths. Tsk, tsk. 
  • Two entries per player, but each entry must be in its own comment.
  • At the end of your post, write which T-shirt you want from the store (click the link to browse the styles).
  • Comments are moderated, so they won’t appear on the site until we release them, but we’ll keep them in order and make them live regularly throughout the weekend. We’ll reveal the winner early next week in a post.
  • If you hope to win, please use your correct email address when commenting, so that we can contact you. 

Two more words for you: Good luck!

Comments (559)
  1. “porpoise uvula”

  2. infantile airplane

    rhesus large

  3. “Ugandan cactus”

    Medium blue mental_floss logo shirt, pls.

  4. “Holistic dachshund”. I’m actually kind of surprised; we just got a dachshund puppy, and in learning about how to take care of him, I’ve seen all sorts of doggy “alternative medicine” ideas. I guess nobody is treating the mind, body, and spirit of these dogs yet…maybe because they’re so darned stubborn!.
    (Simple as Pi, Women’s size M.)

  5. “Bart popsicle” That’s what my husband is when he’s been standing outside too long in this frigid cold we’ve been having in Colorado this week. Or, what he is when I stick my cold feet on him in bed :p
    (Simple as Pi, Women’s M)

  6. “porpoise amputee”

    There has to be a porpoise amputee out there somewhere. We must alert the world about the plight of the one-finned dolphins!

    Anyway, I’d like the blue logo mental_floss shirt in blue, please.

  7. “animatronic Poe”

    Binary Small (I bet that phrase is similarly hit-less)

  8. “deselect sensationalism”

    Librarians deselect items in their library’s collections all the time–so why hasn’t anyone written about deselecting sensationalism (a.k.a. getting sensationalism out of their collection)?

    Achilles

  9. Eschew Google! Your brain and its critial thinking ability are in great danger. Use a meta search engine and grow wise without the profiteers guiding your thoughts.

  10. “Yodel boater”

    (That one really rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?)

    Binary Small

  11. “rocketship tango”

    The newest dance craze amongst geeks world-wide!

    women’s pi large

  12. “enthralling moss”

    Because moss is enthralling!

    Women’s Pavlov XL

  13. “lime boredom”

    The housewife wiped her hands on her apron and clandestinely glanced around. She had tried to be inventive, stretching her culinary creativity to green onion and lime pancakes, but had never quite been able to recapture the exhilaration she felt upon pulling her first key lime pie out of the oven. It was time for a change. With one last covert look over her shoulder, she reached into the refrigerator and pulled out… a lemon.

    binary social club small

  14. “pajama fortitude”

    Because: Underoos.

    Women’s Pavlov- small

  15. “superfluously funky”

    Mental Floss, Orange – Large

  16. peanut napolean

    binary social club small!

  17. “antarctic sunscreen”

    something you might need for snow glare if it wasn’t so cold you had to cover every inch of skin to avoid frostbite.

    rhesus medium

  18. “inert census”

    The Pavlov one, in XXL, or XL

  19. “stillborn query” also works.

    I’m drooling for Pavlov, XL.

  20. “intimate Yeoman”

    Pluto R.I.P. T-shirt, M

  21. “neat-o babies”
    please, like no one in the 60’s referred to their kids as neat-o…

  22. “greasy quagmeyer”

    i just think it sounds funny.

    rhesus medium

  23. “coconut existential”

    easy as pi large

  24. “cranberry ego”

    Pavlov large

  25. “smelt quiche”

    mmmmmm

    physics fam reunion lg

  26. “smock hugger”

    …for the love of art teachers!

    physics club larrrge.

  27. “unpopular reggae”

    Scurvy Large

  28. “uvula factoid”

    Scurvy Large

  29. “untroubled ringing”
    Idioms – small

  30. “edible mathematician”

    In case you want to eat one

  31. “overworked lion”

    I have the image proof if needed. You didn’t specify.

  32. “macaroni diode”

    Pavlov Medium

  33. “germane Amish”

    pluto RIP, L

  34. Impressive existentialism.

    Mendel small.

  35. “dishy Republican”

  36. “Cockatiel Stapler”

    Pavlov medium

  37. Punctual hostess.

    You’d hope your hostess is punctual, no?

    Mendel, small, please.

  38. “apprehensive butcher”
    because butchers just don’t worry.

    Scurvy, L

  39. “ecstatic gnomes”

    i guess they’re rarer than i thought…

    Pluto small

  40. pimple pauper — a teenager too poor to buy soap

  41. grate wail — that sound you make when your fingers slip as you’re shredding the cheese

  42. Marco Polo T-shirt

    (for the entry above)

  43. “Ugli Soup”
    My mom was joking about making a fruit soup and my brother told her to make it with Ugli fruit.

    womens pi/small

  44. “Neural rodeo”

    What happens when you take a large amount of LSD.

    XXL logo shirt.

  45. Your search – “abalone eunuch” – did not match any documents. And why would it?

    #6 – there’s a dolphin in Florida who lost it’s tail in a fishng net. It has been fitted with a prosthetic tail and is leanring to swim with it.

    large Alaska t please!

  46. “splendiferous ringing” – When Prince Charles and Lady Di got married, the world heard the splendiferous ringing of church bells.

  47. “gregarious goobers”
    everyone loves alliteration!

    Scurvy, L

  48. “wearable porkchop” – clothes from deep inside the pig

    men’s marco polo – L

  49. “niner syrup”

    Sounds like something that would make pilots have a baaaaad day.

  50. “fried Vault”
    Like deep fried coke, only it’s vault (gross).

    womens pi/small

  51. “avocado cranium”

    XXL Simple as Pi

  52. “banana incandescent”

    XXL Simple as Pi

  53. “propeller euphoria”

    The state of being shortly after the call of “CLEAR PROP!” has been yelled and engine start has occured.

    Pavlov, M

  54. “Homogenous mooing” – If you have ever been in a barn, you will have heard the homogenous mooing of cows.

  55. “tulip broccoli”

    entropy t-shirt; 2xl

  56. “papaya igloo”

    Entropy t-shirt; 2xl

  57. “inebriated invertebrate”

    Mental Floss, Orange – Large

  58. “paperclip kabob”

    I write this from work. Food is scarce. Sometimes you have to survive simply by skewering what little food you can find on a large non-skid paperclip and roasting it with a lighter.

    I keep one tucked away for just this sort of thing.

    Gregor Mendel, Green – XL

  59. Not being a hockey fan, but curious, I was looking for a series of puck photos – hence – “puck montage”

  60. ringing harpoon: a new wireless device for the NSA to track whales

    rushmoore. large.

  61. “Boricua Foundation” – Boricua is the native name for Puerto Ricans, you hear it a lot in hip hop music as such. Many refer to themselves as Boricuas (I’m Puerto Rican myself). I would assume there would be SOME kind of foundation or organization, especially since there are debated things with military and the national status of the island.

    Achilles T-Shirt – Medium

  62. “mole tweezer”

    (Simple as Pi, Women’s size M.)

  63. “floorboard ladder”

    The latter can be more difficult to operate without the former…

    Pavlov Medium

  64. “silkscreened cactus”

    (Simple as Pi, Women’s size M.)

  65. “ubiquitous dyslexic”

    Mental Floss, Slate Gray, Medium

  66. “hobo floss”

  67. “skull cravers”

    My brother and my sister are notorious skull collectors.

    Pavlov Long-Sleeved Shirt Medium

  68. “depressing yoghurt”

    Mental Floss, Slate Gray – Medium

  69. “thousand doorknob”

    easter island xl

  70. “mutual coatrack”

    easter island xl

  71. “Pirate terabyte”

    Karl Marx in a men’s medium, please. :)

  72. “forage luxury”

    You have to forage luxury when it is not easily available!

    Mental Floss logo T-shirt, orange xxlarge

  73. “flinching goats”

    I guess you just can’t startle those things.

    Rhesus in a medium, please.

  74. “syrup finders”

  75. “bungee cockfight”

    It’s for me to picture this and not be horrified but laugh anyway.

    Rhesus in a medium, thanks!

  76. “hawaiian hubris”

    Scurvy in Men’s Medium!

  77. “Limp Snowblower”

    Easter Island, men’s medium

  78. “chocolate bookkeeper”

    Scurvy in Mens Medium Please!

  79. “Argyle Recliner”

    Easter Island, men’s medium

  80. “chest override”

    Ship Happens in XL please

  81. “finish overage”

    Ship Happens in XL please again.

  82. “improved parcae”

    Plenty of hits for the original parcae ocean surveillance satellite system, but none for the follow-on.

    Long sleeve Pavlov, XL, please.

  83. “anorexic embryo”

    small alaska

  84. “Xenophanes dude”

    While studying for their upcoming early philosophers exam, philo 101, the question came up: “and, like, who was it that said, like, we make God in our image, and like, not the other way around”?

    answer: “Xenophanes dude”.

    Beethoven, small

  85. waltzing unicycle

    creates an interesting mental image … 1,2,3 … 1,2,3 …

    Alaska t-shirt XXL

  86. “Butter Kaula”

    Easy as 3.14, large

  87. “yogurt cramp”

    “maroon juicebox” Apparently there are no juiceboxes that are the color maroon.

    Idioms t-shirt medium

  88. “Lazy coatimundi”
    If you have ever seen these creatures move around, you know why they might be considered “lazy”! And given that they mainly live in the sweltering heat of the Amazon, who can blame them?

  89. “butter Kaula”

    My 14 year old son was pondering, “there is butterscotch, and butter rum, why don’t they offer other liquour flavors..??” Hence, butter kaula. Sorry for the double post, I forgot the explanation part.

    easy as 3.14, large

  90. “Unimpressive intestines”

    (oddly enough, you get three results for “impressive intestines.” Go figure.)

    Pavlov long-sleeve XL, please.

  91. “mouthwatering tripe”

  92. “preschool seniority”

    I guess they are not as competitive as I thought!

    Of course I want the monkey t-shirt, size M

    Surprisingly, baby seniority yielded several results.

  93. Sorry, I wanted a womens medium Idioms shirt. I’ll repeat my words, just in case.
    “yogurt cramp”
    “Maroon juicebox”

  94. “Oddball Downfall”

    Beethoven mens large

  95. “taser couch”

    Pythagoras T-Shirt, large

  96. “unethical floss”

    I KNEW y’all were upstanding citizens.

    (Lady MacBeth, small)

  97. miasma pancake

  98. “hound calliope”
    howling hounds make beautiful music. :)

    women’s medium Marco Polo

  99. “aromatic toddler”

    Rhesus T-shirt Medium

  100. “incinerator sabbatical”

    The incinerator at my veterinary school is broken and won’t be fixed for at least a month–the coolers in necropsy are overflowing!

    (Entropy, women’s small)

  101. “mortified rawhide”

    Easy as pi, L Mens

  102. “dogbert collar”

    (forgot t-shirt)
    gregor mendel men’s medium

  103. Ill try again…maybe one of my search terms was considered “offensive?”

    “parakeet terrine”

    “goliath caviar”

    “goliath” is a more pc term for a particular grouper variety than my original term, I guess. It wasn’t posted.
    Either way, both work to give 0 results. ;-)

    orange logo t-shirt in size xl(for boys who eat allot)

  104. “Insolent Kleenex”

    Men’s XL – No right way to eat a rhesus

  105. “Backstreet Drill”

    Men’s XL – No right way to eat a rhesus

  106. “brass cummerbund”

    Sounds uncomfortable, doesn’t it?

    Women’s Idioms T-Shirt, xl

  107. “cranberry disembowelment” – it’s two days after Thanksgiving – please, no more turkey surprise casserole!!

    Mental Floss Logo – XL any color

  108. “wipe coo”

    Women’s Easy as Pi, XL

  109. “notepad pickle”
    Also…
    “bermuda enneagon”

    Pavlov Long-Sleeved Shirt – large

  110. “Oregon snog”
    No expats making out in Oregon, apparently.

    Scurvy, small

  111. “Wart Ringing”

    XL entropy

  112. “pickled brontosaurus”

    You wouldn’t believe (or maybe you would) how many animals I had to go through before finding one that hasn’t been pickled. Obviously, I got desperate and had to move on to ones that are extinct.

    Scurvy, small

  113. “Quidnunc surprise”
    - Isn’t it obvious?”

    mental_floss logo T-shirt, slate gray/grey, XL

  114. “prolific fuzziness”

    (I’m amongst intensely studying students right now, and I’d say that some of them have reached a level of prolific fuzziness by now.)

    Easter Island in an XL, please!

  115. “celtic vexation”

    Surely this was an important factor in the Celtic world.

    Forever Jung XL

  116. “Potchy tuckus”

    A backside that’s particulary amenable to affectionate, light spanks — a tuckus made for potching.

    (Easter Island, XL!)

  117. “mentally flossy”
    -Maybe I should start my own website.

    mental_floss logo T-shirt, slate grey, XL

  118. “tutor hobnob”

    A college commencement event designed to let students meet and socialise with their tutors.

    [Ship Happens]

  119. “tapered praise”

    The kind aimed straight at the heart. In which case you might faint. But that would be faint praise.

    Forever Jung XL

  120. How many more need to fall before our plight is finally recognized by Google?

    “shoelace victim”

    Marco Polo – Large

  121. “Sherpa happens”

    When things go badly wrong on mount Everest, and it was clearly the guide’s fault.

  122. “flossing goddess”

    I think some among us can see why this should be on the web.

    I know someone who would just adore an XL Karl Marx shirt.

  123. “pickled donut”

    (just might work for someone who’s pregnant!)

    Alaska, L

  124. “aerospace trans-am”

    Idiom XL Men

  125. “Texas intellectualism”
    Large Rhesus

  126. “anthophagous bacteria”

    Of all the bacteria out there, aren’t there any that nibble on flowers?

    Medium Entropy please.

  127. “guava cello”

    Pavlov Medium

  128. “Zoroastrian Stratocaster”

    Large Nobel, please!

  129. “metalloid diet”
    mmm, Germanium, Polonium and Silicon, delicious…

    simple as pi mens medium

  130. and…

    “Macho canary”

    Large Nobel again, please!

  131. “teetotaler rabbit”

    You see! I knew those bunnies were all just a bunch of drunks!

    Men’s Rehsus L

  132. “broccoli glue”

    Things I learned doing this: there is political popcorn, keen soda and cheese marmalade. Who knew?

    Lady Macbeth Hand Soap, M

  133. “civilized paparazzi”

    Large rhesus

  134. “Microscope toothbrush”

    Idiom XL Male

  135. also “grammar noodles”

    and as soon as this contest is over I am going to make some.

    Lady MacBeth, M!

  136. cube circumnavigation.

  137. luddite microchip!

  138. “boring spacewalks”

    Easter Island T-Shirt L Male

  139. “alfalfa haiku” Because i collect poetry that mentions particular plants and herbs in them, and am looking for one that mentions alfalfa for my collection.

  140. “amniotic fondue”

    gross, but cool!

    Lady MacBeth, S

  141. We will not rest until the entire world become info junkies just like us! I call for a….

    “flosser revolution”

    If that doesn’t change the world, I don’t know what will.

    Men’s Rehsus L

  142. “dingleberry detour”

    It’s a sort of shortcut you take through the backwoods of East Texas, thinking you’re saving time but it really turns out to be longer because there’s a hay mower meandering down the curvy road that you dare not pass or potholes big enough to make to hide a cow in — all slowing you down till you wish you’d've just stayed on I-20.

    Still hoping: Large men’s Pluto tee.

  143. “kitten critic”

    Great, now who am I going to call when my cat needs some criticism?

    physics society, s

  144. “salmon truancy”

    Go to school!

    (…get it?)

    still a physics society small please! :)

  145. “jelly procrastinate” – wobbling between doing something and staying lazy

    Pluto med

  146. “Revolve-in-Peace Envy”

    When someone ELSE wins the weekend contest and you don’t.

    Large men’s Pluto tee. ~sigh~

  147. “extraordinary flossers”

    because everyone who has spent time on this contest is one!

    Womens Med. Idioms :o)

  148. “dropkick stepdad”

  149. “ecological sycophant” – I am surprised that these words haven’t been put together yet from one side or the other in the “debate” over global warming or as an accusation towards profiteers.

  150. Oops – Nobel in men’s medium

  151. Nuclear Chaise – not exactly a relaxing piece of furniture, but some people need a little bit of excitement in their living room

    easy as pi – woman’s x-small

  152. “impetant goat”

    revolve in peace large

  153. “mathlete preference”:
    A process by which a participant in a mathematical contest between schools is chosen.

    The Binary Social Club T-shirt
    xx-large for comfort, please!

    thank you!

  154. televangelist orgy

    medium karl marx

  155. “fuzziness envy”

    It is sometimes caused by cats and teddy bears. Given the large number of cats on the web, it is difficult to see how this issue has not been addressed yet.

    One large “Scurvy” tee if you like this please.

  156. “Hellish Carolers” –
    what i turn into every christmas, kind of like a trick or treat thing with out the treat, and without little caroling.

    womans small pavolov short sleeve tee.

  157. “undulating platypus”

    Could be a future rock band name!

    Mendel L

  158. “cranky pimp” – for obvious reasons…

    World Physics Society Family Reunion – Maroon, L

  159. masterpiece briefs – for the guy who has it all this christmas, give the gift of fine art where only you can see it

    rhesus- woman’s x-small

  160. “vile Artichoke”

    something put on a veggie pizza.

    Achilles m xl

  161. “thaumaturgic undead”

    Thaumaturgy is the working of miracles, magical feats, etc. Thaumaturgic is a being who has the ability to perform such things. Undead are, in some cultures, miraculous and, in other cultuers, magical. So it follows that, at some point, the undead MUST be considered to be able to perform such feats.

    After all, them walking around alone is miraculous. Or magical. Or just plain creepy! :”)

    Easter Island T-Shirt
    xx-large for comfort, please :)

    thank you!

  162. “sparkled veggies” – apparently even diamonds can’t make kids eat them…

    World Physics Society Family Reunion, maroon, L

  163. “Clicky Foot”
    cause my idiot friends invented it. they put tacks on the bottom of their shoes and created, clicky foot.

  164. “Sassy Sarcophagus” For the record, when I go, I’d like a sarcophagus and I’d like it to be sassy.

    PLUTO R.I.P (M)

  165. “ninety jellos”
    Jello’s my nickname, 90 is my number, only reasonable to put them together.

  166. “bathtub barnacle”

    Women’s Simple as 3.141592 T-shirt
    Size medium

  167. “football epidermis”

    Pig Skin? LOL

    binary – Med (great new shirt by the way)

  168. “coach lobsters”

    Maybe a new mascot for a New England team?

    binary- Med

  169. “stickly cat”

    Pavlov T-Shirt

  170. “overjoyed mortician”

    Womens Pluto R.I.P (s)

  171. “gin halitosis”

    Binary Social Club T-shirt (Large)

  172. “eclectic earwax”

    Because normal earwax simply will not do.

  173. “erotic hernia”

    I am always surprised at the fetishes some people have, but apparently this isn’t one of them (yet).

    Rhesus XL

  174. “Cerebral Glacier”

    - Brain Freeze that just won’t go away…

    Womens Pluto RIP (S)

  175. “Creepy Tinkertrain”
    my friends n i listened to a song my ozzy called Mr tinkertrain. there a reason why that guy is really creepy.

  176. “Binary Skates”

    rollin around on 1’s and 0’s :-)

    easy as pi mens medium please.

  177. cumquat bowling

  178. My entries:

    “roadkill ketchup” or
    “roadkill, catsup”

    as in,
    “I hit something driving through the desert last night and the roadkill ketchup on my bumper suggested it may not have been a tumbleweed.”

    or,

    “When dining on roadkill, catsup is the perfect condiment to offset that gamey flavor”

  179. “rubber xen”

    Scurvy Tshirt L

  180. Oh I forgot to say that if chosen a winner, my T-shirt of perference is the XY Chromosome T-Shirt, size XL.

    Thanks.

  181. “bigotry correctness”

    Lady MacBeth Hand Soap, XL

  182. “biplane femur”

  183. “wristwatch potato”

    I’ll take the scurvy shirt in a large

  184. “Yulee Fun”

    Yulee is a small town in South GA, not far from Cumberland Island. There must be something fun to do there. Right?

    Pluto RIP – medium

  185. “Spritely Moose”

    A Pluto in a large, please.

    kthxbai

  186. “Karst couture”

    My husband is a geologist. Every time he ruins some article of clothing I put it in a box labeled “Karst couture” for him to wear on his caving trips. Every caver I have every met has a similar box.

    Pluto in XXL for him if I win please.

  187. “bioinformatics artwork”

    Because everyone should have some..

  188. “belching chameleon”

    I suppose it’s probably an evolutionary development – loud gaseous emissions tend to blow one’s cover.

    Idiom T-shirt please, medium.

  189. “colostomy tattoo”

    Who wouldn’t want one. What a conversation starter.

  190. “Folkston Fun”

    Folkston is a small town in GA. There must be something fun there. Right?

    Pluto RIP – medium

  191. Weekend Genius Challenge
    “silly xenarthra”
    Alaska T-shirt XL
    thanks

  192. “toejam sushi”

    The next Iron Chef challenge

    Idiom – medium. thank you

  193. Robert Haber

    “Derisive ecdysiast”

    They can give as good as they get -

    World physics soc fam reunion T-shirt XL

    Thank you -

  194. playable special

    RIP Pluto – XL

  195. “unflattering toenails”

    They’re out there, just not on Google.

    mental_floss, grey, small, please. Thanks!

  196. Guam’s follies

    Pluto – XL

  197. “brassiere laboratory”

    Rhesus – XL

  198. “alluring muslin”

    I would not have believe that anyone ever said, “my, what a slimming plaid” but “slimming plaid” garnered 14 hits. Not so with the alluring muslin.

    mental_floss, small, grey. thanks for the fun challenge!

  199. “hedonistic dentistry”

    and

    “interstellar rectum”

    Blue mental floss logo xxl

  200. “hedonistic dentistry”

    Blue mental floss logo xxl

  201. “interstellar rectum”

    blue mental floss logo xxl

  202. “fingernail grocery”

    It’s a mini-mini-mart.

    Rhesus XL

  203. “chaste booze”

    Alcohol content lower than .5%
    Guaranteed to go nowhere fast.

    (Lady MacBeth handsoap)

  204. “sanitized ringing” – the dirty ringing in the world will kill us all.

    Easter Island – XXL

  205. “mundane meringue” – Without lemon and pie, it’s just not fun.

    Easter Island – XXL

  206. “mayor relish”

    Simple as 3.141592 T-shirt – L

  207. “gunpoint ballad”

    That ’special’ song your main squeeze forces you to listen to, ‘because the song is about us’.

  208. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bacilliform

    Beethoven – S

  209. “penguin apostrophe”

    Easter Island tee – xxl

  210. “carburetor phlegm”

    beethoven-small

  211. “nascent porcupine”

  212. “townhouse flu”

    easter island tee – xxl

  213. “simonizing says”

    long-sleeve Pavlov – Large

  214. “lamb boogers”

    Acillies- SM

  215. “nine bogo”

    Rhesus Lg

  216. “tangelo beer”

    if you can have chocolate stout and pomegranate beer, why not tangelo??

    pluto, women’s small

  217. “Mind toothpick”

    Entrophy SM

  218. “Catamaran Cow” – it’s important that cows also use the waterways of the world, and thus need a role model who can show them how.

  219. “Catamaran Cow” – it’s important that cows also use the waterways of the world, and thus need a role model who can show them how.

    Marco Polo Size M please.

  220. “Gluttony Backflip”

    Entrophy- small

  221. “petrified pantry”

    Simple as Pi
    XL

  222. “nightly slaw”
    my husband works graveyard shift and every night when he gets home he asks the dogs “did you have your nightly slaw?” which in redneck means did you eat dinner
    t-shirt large pavlov

  223. “Bacon Shaman”

    Because that’s what I want to be when I grow up.

    Beethoven size M

  224. “Pregnant C.H.U.D.”

    Because pregnant chads are not the worst of our problems.

    Beethoven M

  225. “Glimmering Foxfire”
    Woot!

  226. “chinchilla dysentery”

    Furry Oregon Trail? I used word association when my chinchilla Oy jumped onto the bed and tried to hump my leg.

    This is not a joke :)

    Pluto – L

  227. “Deadly Girlscouts”

    Alaska T, size XL

  228. “Plasticity intrigue”
    As an artist, I can vouch that I get highly intrigued by the plastic qualities of certain paintings.

    Idioms, Med WM.

  229. “reigning variation”

    Some songs and some pieces of fine art require a prevailing variation of differant qualities.

    Idioms please, Medium (WM).

  230. “scaring yacht”
    A boat used by trick-or-treating blue bloods.

    Pluto shirt, size M

  231. “Monkey coxis”

    Alaska T, XL

  232. “mutating dove”

    Alaska T, Small

  233. “underfed drip”

    Scurvy Womens

  234. “flaming trigonometry”

    Binary Social Club Medium

  235. “heptagon garbage”

    Binary Social Club Medium

    (BTW, in the UK, heptagon garbage would be quite nice, as that would result in a whole bunch of twenty pence and 50 pence pieces).

  236. “nightstand piano”
    For composers who are regularly struck by genius in the middle of the night . .

    Pluto, women’s xl

  237. “paleontologist buttock”

    Because polyanthropomorphic wasn’t a word, according to Miriam Webster, and “anthropomorphic buttock” actually produced one result!

    Simple as 3.141592… Women’s Medium

  238. “goose gnocchi”

    “fleece gnocchi” also works, but it seems to me a chef would be more likely to pair gnocchi with goose than fleece.

    But hey–everybody has different tastes…

    Pluto R.I.P. Women’s Medium

  239. “ingeniously shortsighted”

    Beacuse so many things are…

    Easy as 3.141592…. (Medium)

  240. “craftily unethical”

    You would think with all the business scandals… hrmmm

    Pluto R.I.P shirt, women’s medium

  241. “Soursop Liquor”

    Since soursops make such good, sweet candy and fruit drinks, I felt sure that someone made a soursop liquor.

    Pluto – Revolve in Peace
    Mens Large

  242. “somber crackhead”

    Pluto R.I.P – Women’s Medium

  243. “hypermercurial” returns 3 hits, so you should be able to combine it with almost any word not on this page. Google must be catching up, as the above combos now return hundreds of hits.

    Worse, it’s not helping our community, as your site is not getting SEO’d, and Google is now raising page ranks on drivel.

  244. “Brunch Nerd”

    Pythagoras T-shirt

  245. “Bacony Voyage”

    Marco Polo shirt

  246. “obscure lioness”

    I checked “obscure lion” and many hits came up, so the word combinations are not that far-fetched and the words are not that unusual.

    pluto-woman med

  247. “Proctological Squint”

    A suspected eye condition developing in proctologists due to having to see small details from a nasal friendly distance from the target organ.

    RIP Pluto – Mens Medium

  248. “sharp holiness”

    Entropy, XL

  249. “creamer sanitation”

    I was trying to figure out if old coffee creamer was sanitary if spilled.

    I tried a different wording and got the answer. Yes, yes it is sanitary. I didn’t know it was non-dairy….

    What can I say, I am Obsessive Compulsive.

  250. “grindhouse electron”

    “hypotenuse popsicle”

    pluto r.i.p.
    men’s large

  251. Cabbage obituary…because we all know they die when you cook them to long and they even stink up the house!

  252. “challah bubbles” – what else to call the strange shapes that form?

  253. “neuron strainer”

    Because I had to think about it.

    Pavlov large

  254. “turbine bourbon”

    It’s very smooth.

    Pavlov long sleeve – Large

  255. “Apex Vomit”

    Small- Gregor Mendel, green please :)

  256. “Plaintain Vodka”

    I don’t like pina colada’s,(or getting caught in the rain) and this works faster and tastes better than a banana daquiri.

    Easy as Pi – Womans XL

  257. flossed paradox

  258. flossed mentally

    Pavlov Long-Sleeved Shirt – xxl

  259. “mustering muses”

    Simple as 3.141592 T-shirt – L

  260. “Mousetrap Surgery”

    This is when you catch a mouse in one of those sticky traps and you pull the little guy off and let him go.
    (Yes, I did do this) :(

    I should explain that “Apex Vomit” is when you have barfed the entire contents of your stomach and now you are at at the green bile stage. :P

    Gregor Mendel- Small green please :)

  261. “Nortons Futilities”

    Viruses, spyware and malware are everywhere. Why even bother to spend the money to destroy them. Hence….

  262. “Cherimoya Liqueur”

    I have a drinking problem and I’m getting bored with Vodka. I want a 100 proof banana / custard apple flavored liqueur.

  263. forgot my t-shirt choice

    pavlovs – Womans XL

  264. Pitaya Flan
    Amazingly, this doesn’t actually exist! Pitaya is a yummy little cactus fruit that tastes of strawberry and watermelon. Mmm mmm good.
    Were I not so inebriated by the very idea of Cherimoya hooch, I would stagger into the kitchen and give this concoction a whirl!

    Easter Island, XL

  265. “underwhelming alaska”

    small pluto

  266. “anteater notebook”

    idiom L

  267. “trouser trepidation”

    idiom L

  268. impermeable sodapop

    for those times when you have an all aluminum straw….

  269. “Indigenous tetrapods”

    My gosh, the world is full of them…how could someone not have written something about 4-legged critters native to somewhere? But noooo…

    Mendel in pine, XL, please. Thanks for a fun challenge.

  270. “ecclesiastical atheist”

    For those times when I don’t want to believe anything – but I want to believe nothing somewhere special.

    “Easy as Pi” in XL
    (same for above post also)

  271. “goggle loosener”

    My mom needs to loosen my goggles. This seems like the appropriate instrument.

  272. “absentmindedly transmuted”

    It just sounds good.

    Entropy, women’s medium

  273. “dunce bling”

    For those who enjoy stupid jewelry.

    Pi tshirt 2xl Please. :)

  274. Also, I googled myself, and nothing showed up :(
    I am totally google-worthy!!

  275. “mental decagon”
    when you have to think in ten different directions, but end up where you began

    also, when you start a thread of thought, that leads to another, that leads to another, that leads to another, that leads to another, that leads to another, that leads to another, that leads to another, that leads to another, that lead to you wondering what the hell got you started.

    entropy, mens small

  276. “rhombus rotunda”

    pluto L

  277. “zygote hunting”

    pluto L

  278. “phonetic seizure”

    Sometimes it’s too overwhelming to just sound it out!

    Beethoven, M

  279. “clean asphyxiations”

    Erotica for the compulsively tidy.

    Any shirt will do. extra, EXTRA fat please.

  280. “ringing caribou”

    Because the “suggestions” for better chance to win says so.

    See post 269 for shirt.

  281. taiwan wasteland

    Currently living here. Im surprised this one doesnt reference a million and one blogs.

  282. taiwan wasteland

    Im currently living here. Im surprised this discription doesnt reference a million and one blogs.

    Rhesus large please.

  283. “forgive asmodeus”
    If chosen, I’d like the idioms are for the birds tshirt. I mistakenly chose to follow the understood directions, a two word sentence, not sequence. I guess I should sell those speed-reading tapes. Heck, if even forgive satan has 3,430 hits, why not our own lord of the bottomless pit? Unless you think he should “Milton hell”?

  284. Sorry, I didn’t see the must be in separate posts thing. I doubt I can fix it but I’ll try.
    “yogurt cramp”

  285. Sorry, I didn’t see the must be in separate posts thing. I doubt I can fix it but I’ll try.
    “maroon juicebox”
    Idioms womens medium

  286. “fool doctorate”
    There must be someplace they learn before entering politics.

    Idioms are for the birds lg.

  287. “floss cerebrum”

    Good advice, don’t you think?

    Idioms are for the birds. Large.

  288. superb lumberjacks
    rhesus

  289. “Obscure defenestration”

    because all defenstrations are pretty much obscure.

    Rhesus XXl pls

  290. Funky Antidisestablishmentarianism

    Because it is….

    Rhesus 2XL

  291. “saltier knight”

    Pavlov Long-Sleeved Shirt , Large

  292. “burping lioness”
    Pavlov Long-Sleeved Shirt , Large

  293. Existential Earthworm

    The alliteration just rolls off the tongue…

    Rhesus XXL, Please…

  294. “swifty bureaucrat”

    Okay, so a part of me is not totally shocked that there are no hits for this one, but still funny, no?

    Pluto, Size M

  295. “feathery housecoat”

    too bad, someone out there would like one.

    “arugula burp”

    really? no gassy re-tasting of arugula out there?!

    -kellie
    oh, and the jung shirt rocks (L)

  296. ditto ryn, didn’t notice the separate post requirement… in hopes of avoiding disqualification i’m reposting the 2nd:

    “arugula burp”

    really? no gassy re-tasting of arugula out there?!

    -kellie
    oh, and the jung shirt rocks (L)

  297. “angstrom addled”

    The metric system drove his angstrom addled brain to homicide…

    simple as 3.1415927

  298. There is no mention whatever of “repost disqualification” on Google, so presumably it is entirely permissible.

    (This is not an entry, just a comment. I used up my quota earlier but I’m following the entries with great amusement and delight!)

  299. I searched “smirking harlot.”

    And I like the Pirate shirt, small women’s. :)

  300. “mentalities flossed”

    I’m so lazy.

    The Binary Social Club T-shirt

  301. three years ago, instead of studying for our finals, my boyfriend and i did this for hours.

  302. they’re called “googlewhacks.” there’s a whole website listing them

  303. “anaerobic potatoes”

    Because it’s important to know what type of respiration our tubers are using.

    women’s pavlov t-shirt

  304. “onion oink”

    scurvy L

  305. “Pavlov chimes”

    i’m surprised you guys don’t sell anything like it… that’s my million dollar idea… well i think it is a funny idea at least

    The Binary Social Club T-shirt XL

  306. “fascinating toenails”

    i don’t know why this had no hits…when i’m supposed to be writing a research paper, my toenails become infinitely fascinating.

    pluto small

  307. “cool beachballs”

    Idioms T-shrt, XL

  308. “Bush sapient”

    no surprise that wouldn’t be found! although there were a few other synonyms for sapient that only turned up 1 or 2 hits.

    Pythagoras xl

  309. “ringing taskbar”

    This is what I call it when Windows flashes the buttons on the taskbar at the bottom of the screen, and I expected others to call it something similar, as well. No dice, I guess.

    Shirt Choice:
    Entropy T-Shirt, Med.

  310. “silky cockroach”

    I hate to admit it, but cockroaches’ bodies always looked to me like they were made of expensive fabrics.

    Pluto XXL

  311. Hi From Dave -
    How about -

    “Trivial nimbus”

    That is a rain cloud that just can’t do it – rain that is -

    Beethoven T-shirt XL
    Thanks – Dave

  312. Once again Howdy -

    “raging fluorine”

    You try mixing fluorine and maybe some sodium metal together and see what mood the fluorine is in !!

    Gregor Mendel T-shirt XL
    Thanks – Dave

  313. Pollyanna iceberg

    Alaska t-shirt large

  314. “hypodermic malformation”

    this just sounds medically unsettling…

    RIP Pluto, men’s M or Women’s L

  315. “malignant debater”

    RIP Pluto, men’s M or women’s L

  316. “booby ogler”

    I guess there’s not enough seabird loving fans on the web. Pooo…

    Pavlov (long sleeved) L

  317. “Adrenal Tribe”

    Pavlov (long-sleeved) L

  318. “sacramental floss”
    The time you give up to be on this site or what remains of my J&J after a plate of ribs.

  319. “coastal assassin”
    Normandy snipers or participants in a Miami drive-by.

  320. “disfigured chrysanthemum”

    (karl marx,Male Large)

  321. “organdy puffin”
    simple as 3.141592 T=shirt

  322. “damask coot”
    simple as 3.141592 T-shirt please.

  323. “operatic flatulence”
    hopefully no one has this syndrome.

    (mt. rushmore, large, male)

  324. “stuffing intoxication” b/c during thanksgiving dinner i ate to the point of intoxication.

    Alaska T, Med

  325. “neon villain”

    It was quite easy for the police in Monochrome City to spot the neon villains.

  326. “sleeveless languish”

    To waste away in a tank top.

  327. “smelly hinge”

  328. “batman exterminator”

    A whole host of comic villains and not one hit

    “cleverly congruent”

    Why this never ended up in a poem I don’t know

    East Island, Med

  329. “Google Arachnid”

    alternate name for the google spiders.

    They’re kinda like the Langoliers of the invisible web.

    Rhesus XXL pls

  330. “tambourine mouthwash” – the sixties aren’t dead yet!

    rhesus XL

  331. “sushi leashes”

    Women’s Pluto RIP T-Shirt- Small

  332. “raccoon broom”

    Apparently no one thinks it necessary to invent a device to clear these thieving rodents.

    idiom, medium

  333. myelinizing reggae

    It is the process in how the brain changes in response to music

    the PI shirt XXl

  334. “braised gill”

    yes, there are salted, sauteed, baked, peppered and boiled gills, but no one has yet used moist heat to tenderly prepare the resperation organs of our favorite sea foods.

  335. “yam funnel”

    It would have been mighty helpful on Thursday.

    idiom medium

  336. “carrot benders”
    Don’t you just wish that there was something that could bend your carrots?

    Women’s Pluto RIP- Small

  337. “scissor grandfather”

    (the sisters must have one)

    idioms M, please

  338. “rumspringa ipod”

    amish paradise perhaps? no?

    easter island- small please.

  339. “Sighing Hammock”

    It’s a lazy hammock who likes to hang around and just swing in the wind. As soon as someone climbs into it, it sighs – it’s so depressing having these heavy weights dragging you down :(.

    T-Shirt: Easter Island.

    (loving the carrot benders!)

  340. “glorious numismatist”

    the next time the census guy comes around, this is my response for “current occupation.”

    pluto small

  341. “astute Spears”

    With all that has been written regarding Brittany Spears, I, for one, am stunned that “astute Spears” is not found.

  342. “Gunky Tabletops”

    I don’t want to to eat at Joes, their gunky tabletops and smelly waiters bother me.

    [Gunky Tabletop will also work]

  343. “Understandable Relaunched”

    Though public concern was high, the scientific value was what caused Voyager to be understandable relaunched.

  344. “pomegranate creamsicles”

    I love this fruit and creamsicles. They should be combined and live in harmony.

  345. “starbucks lunatics”

    I am surprised this didn’t come up because I know many of my friends can’t live without Starbucks even for one day.

    Marco Polo women small. I submitted one post earlier.

  346. “lack granola”

    I guess that most people simply have enough granola.

    pluto rip; small.

  347. “charmed nanoparticle”

    You know that there’s six types of this… thing… and they are up, down, strange, top, bottom, and charmed, but you can’t remember what it’s called. So you go to google and type this phrase in. Unfortunately for you, Google has zero hits :(

    women’s med. pavlov please.

  348. “golfers guff”

    We did a bit of that this T-day vacation.

    Large.

    DNKA

  349. I’ll go for the utopic/obvious:

    “compassive politician”

    mens med. entropy. in mexico.

  350. “enchanting beef”

    Personally, I find beef very enchanting, but apparently I’m the only one. I first tried “enchanting polenta”, but there was a hit for that. Don’t you think beef deserves the moniker of enchanting, too?

    Rhesus (XL)

  351. “Mental G-string”

    “-” may disqualify me…but this title would work for the college demo.

    large.

  352. “montra somniferous”

    Meaning Holy Ritual Induced Sleep.
    I am certain that this happens to
    Shaman all the time after partaking
    in ritualistic holy substances. I am suprised that it was not found on google.

    Mens X-tra Large Orange Mental Floss

  353. “sunglass warfare”

    The next pop feud between Bono and Victoria Beckaham.

    binary social club Medium

  354. “lohan brainiac”

    I didn’t expect to find it… and I didn’t.

    pythagoras, large

  355. “Supplementary Indigo”

    Pluto Medium

  356. “Organic Platypi”

    Because Platypi are made in factories…

    R.I.P Pluto

  357. “squid devastation”

    Ok, so I was playing City of Heroes with a friend. I’d gotten to level 50 and unlocked an epic archetype of character only allowed once a player has hit level 50.

    It’s a multi-form alien symbiote hosted by a willing human. They’re called “squids” by players since the first alien form looks like a flying squid. I was showing off my new squid to my friend who doesn’t have one and he was asking how it worked and what the powers were. After taking on several enemy groups and pwning them, I was explaining how complicated it was to change forms for each of the powers.

    I said something like “see, I needed to drop squid to dull pain and build up before squidding for aoe’s and going dwarf for the heal.”

    My friend replied “that sentence has never been said before in the history of the universe…”

    But my squid devastates and pwns muchly.

  358. “squid banished”

    Because my squiddy is currently in Dark Astoria pwning the Banished Pantheon. See above story.

    (oh, and the Marx “Caring is Sharing” in a medium – I forgot to add that to my above entry – should I delete/resumbit or no?)

  359. “stringy happiness”

    sweet

  360. “limpid lemurs”

    Hey! It could happen!

    Pluto, XL please.

  361. Spank Foam
    or
    Foam Spank

    Pluto small.

  362. petulant cheeseburger

    karl marx medium

  363. “compounding snuggles”
    the best kind of snuggles available!

    Lady MacBeth T-shirt Small

  364. “compounding snuggles”

    because you can never get enough…

    lady macbeth tshirt, small

  365. “Snoring lampshades”

    You said “mundane”…

    Pavlov Long-Sleeved Shirt XX-Large

  366. “whippoorwill mustard”

    idioms – medium

  367. “unicycle peloton”

    medium – idioms

  368. “scared glacier”

    i was surprised to get no hits! ‘can’t the scared glacier tough out global warming like the rest of us?’ there are also other synonyms for scared that don’t turn up hits like cowardly.

    (idioms M)

  369. “limpid lemurs”

    I heard about their plight on Oprah, I think.

    Pluto XL, please.

  370. “colander glory”

    who doesn’t revel in the glory of the colander??

  371. “Abilene punker”

    a punk-rock kid from Abilene, Texas, is an Abilene punker.

    Medium-sized idiom t-shirt.

  372. “feather slurpee”

    small Achilles

  373. “Telegraphs irony”

    Entropy

  374. “Intelligible Cucumber”

    Entropy

  375. “rainbow esophagus”

    Beethoven deaf jam shirt, medium.

  376. “destitute adrienne”

    This is me, by definition.

    Pavlov Long-Sleeve, L

  377. “returnless search”

    Ironically, it is what it is.

    Simple as Pi, L

  378. “preposterous quadrangle”

    i use this phrase regularly…quadrangles are, indeed, preposterous.

    (pavlov, med., please.)

  379. “linguini vexed”

    Watching Ratatouille made me think of this.

    RIP Pluto (M)

  380. “plush anxiety”

    i would think that plush anxiety would be a common problem. some people might be easily freaked out by teddy bears.

    (simple as pi, med., please.)

  381. “snuff trout”

    RIP Pluto, M

  382. “exacerbate burrito”

  383. “arrested slime”

    The police arrest slime every day

    Entropy T-shirt XXL

  384. “Firestone Pods”

    Mental Floss slate blue XL

  385. “Chum Buzzard”

    Mental Floss slate blue XL

  386. “raging retread”

    I was surprised not find “raging retread” since it seems like such a common state of mind. Many of us retreads have anger management problems all the time.

    Entropy XXL

  387. Drained Leper

  388. “rogue linguistics”

    Because someone is out there playing fast and loose with the rules of grammar.

    Idioms, XL

  389. “garbled mouthwash”

    Pluto R.I.P – XL, please & thank you

  390. “debauched campaign”

    seems as if there are many of them, but apparently not termed that way!

    Beethoven, XL

  391. “questionably bohemian”
    (For that “arty” friend who really isn’t that creative.)

    “abalone snob”
    (For a delicacy, you’d think that there would be those who consider themselves ’snobs’)

    entropy L

  392. “frugal pointless”

    rich people buying cheap junk

  393. “quaking koalas”

    There must be an ‘awww cute’ youtube video out there of some frightened koalas

    women’s pi large

  394. “genealogical marvel”

    Beethoven XL

  395. “chubby toenails”

    I have ‘em… Am I the only one?

    Pluto T-shirt, Medium

  396. My second search: “antibacterial potlatch”

    A joke in our history class is that we will hold a potlatch for one of our overpossesive friends: a potlatch, by the way, is a party in which the host gives away all his or her possesions. Naturally, it would have to be antibacterial.

    As I said earlier, I dig the scurvy tee, in women’s small.

  397. “Genealogical Marvel”
    Beethoven, XL

  398. Ringing Clone

    You can find “Bilingual Scone, Rhoeteus Bone…”, but not “Ringing Clone”.

    Pluto – Large

  399. “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis candy” – did not match any documents.

  400. “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis kills”

  401. Ringing Clone

    Just because it was a challenge

    Pluto T Large

  402. “gargantuan moonshine”

    Pluto RIP small

  403. “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis kills” beacuse it does.

  404. “cerebellum floss”

    beethoven L

  405. “lambast rad”
    “minced calculators”
    “depraved hornets”
    “disastrous hubcap”
    “motorized jellybean”
    “medium scurvy”

    Oh wait. That last one’s not an entry, it’s the shirt I want.

  406. melodramatic karma.

    I sense a soap opera in the making.

    Entropy. small.

  407. “silo Leviathan” because Silos are big and because I just threw two words together ’til something sounded poetic! don’t know which shirt…

  408. “ringing pudding” (TM)

    It would consist of standard pudding, and a plate/bowl that rings when pudding is placed on it, thereby notifying all bystanders that pudding is served.

  409. “Seussian seriousness”

  410. “tabletop Livers”

    Lady Macbeth XL

  411. “Bookshelf Bathtub”

    For convenient reading in the tub.

    Lady Macbeth XL

  412. “sleazy veterinarians”

    because all veterinarians are dirtbags..

    scurvy womens M

  413. “quesadilla moses”

    that would be my nickname if i were an outlaw

  414. “smelly anacondas”

    Because their size is not the only thing you should be worried about.

    “yapping cows”

    Because they must not suffer in silence any longer. Awareness is power.

  415. “candlestick lint”
    What else do you call the little shaving that slide up the side when inserting a candle in a holder?
    (Beethoven T-Shirt size M)

  416. “stinky gynecologist”

  417. “unsweetened mosquitoes”

    Rhesus, womens M

  418. “bordello jubilation”

    Visiting a bordello seemed as though it might be an occasion for jubilation, but Google did not find it to be so.

    Simple as 3.141592 T-shirt, size L

  419. Comment #271. Forgot my shirt choice…

    Mendel, pine color, medium.

    Thanks!

  420. “chartreuse encounters”
    I think it is odd what got hits: bigoted encounters and teal encounters got 2 hits each. Yellow encounters 119. Red encounters – 496, blue encounters – 556. green encounters – 1,420. Why would different colors have a different number of encounters. Of course “UFO encounters” got 63,800. Interesting world out there.

  421. “megaphone noodling”

    I found entries for guitar noodling, harmonica noodling, vocal noodling, even accordion noodling. Just not megaphone noodling.

    Pluto R.I.P. T-shirt, large.

  422. Sorry, both my entries were in the same post. This is to make my entry eligible:

    “smelly anacondas”

    Because their size isn’t the only thing you should be worried about.

    Entropy, medium.

  423. “yapping cows”

    Because they must not suffer in silence any longer. Awareness is power.

    Entropy, medium.

  424. “serial rubbernecker” – you know you know one – the people who cannot pass an accident without slowing down and simultaneously trying to ascertain vehicle damage, determine any injuries, and excitedly report both to anyone else in the car and into the cellphone. Also applies to fights and breakups.

  425. “Frumpy Oxen”
    Because they have problems, too, you know.

    Pluto, large.

  426. “congressional campfire”

    im proud of that one b/c it just popped into my head about 3 seconds ago

    Pluto R.I.P. T-shirt XL

  427. “Mutating sandwiches”
    This problem needs to be shared with the public so that lunchrooms will no longer be plagued.

    Pluto, large.

  428. “fugitive trombone”

    Rhesus shirt

  429. “hydrangea driver”

    Marco Polo X lg

    Thanks for the opportunity!

  430. “tenuously rend”

    Rhesus shirt

  431. “rastafarian ceramics”

    cracked pot(heads)….

    family reunion half-life xlg

  432. “euphoric broccoli”

  433. “congressional intellectualism”

    Rhesus XXl pls.

    I think this is better than my early entry so go ahead and use this one instead….

    sorry I had an Archimedes Eureka moment

  434. Jetsom Google or Jetsam Google. – Considering this challenge involved google, why not go for the throat? Their name should be indexed with every search made on this planet, Jetsom (or Jetsam in some spellings) seems to be apropos considering the positive impact google has had on the growth of the Internet.

  435. “anglophone millionaire”

    In Quebec there are anglophones (English speakers)and francophones (French speakers). It would seem that anglophones are not among the very rich. Francophones millionaires can be found on Google

  436. “Truthful Creationism”

    No hits… hmmm. I would have expected, given that these folks have attempted to co-opt “logical”, “rational”, “scientific” etc… to give their dottle some semblance of validity, that they would have tried to take “truth” as well.

    I guess perhaps the two words might explode if placed in juxtaposition for too long…

  437. and.. if it happens the “truthful creationism” wins… the pavlov longsleeve woudl do nicely.

  438. “photogenic mafiosi” – it seems surprising that “Pinstripe Johny” and the “Dapper Don” haven’t been identified this way, considering how hard the guys at the city desk of your average big city rag will spin the crank to turn a headline out.

    (long sleeve pavlov?)

  439. “Viewing eyesores”

    If there isn’t a coffee table book on “viewing eyesores” there should at least be a website!

    Idioms T-shirt.

  440. “Chihuahua splendor”

    rhesus large

  441. “snoring dalmatians”

    Idioms T-shirt, XL

  442. “misanthropic anthrophile”

    rhesus, large

  443. “dextrous atrophy”

    alaska, small

  444. “ambipedal centipede”

    alaska, small

  445. “universe stripes”

    binary social club, m

  446. “Vinegaroon Apparel”

    For the discerning dresser who requires maximum body armor with whipsmart good looks.

    Rhesus XXL

  447. I re-read the directions and you wanted the two words in quotes; that is easy. Try to get the two words without the quotation marks
    I found
    mylenizing reggae

  448. throttle splurge

    when you’re running out of petrol and you’re not sure you’ll make it to the gas station but you give it some anyway and feel guilty yet strangely naughty and nice

  449. forearm soup
    (it might appear on Hannibal Lecter’s menu)

    (World Physics Society; X-Large)

  450. “kleenex theater”
    a genre of plays that is particularly tear-inducing

    (World Physics Society; X-Large)

  451. “infectious skunk”

    pluto, large

    Thanks!

  452. How about “Bobblehead Seinfeld”

    If there is a Bobblehead Jesus, then there should certainly be a bobblehead of Jerry Seinfeld.

    Eater Island, XL please.

  453. “silica hominid”

    the original sandman

    rhesus xl, plz

  454. “ambulatory airspace”

    Alaska

  455. “ho-hum hearth”

    entropy

  456. “asynchronous constitutionals”

    Fortunately for me, my coworkers and I have asynchronous constitutionals so the men’s room is free when I need it.

    Pluto XL

  457. “groin toaster”

    Frankly, sounds to me like the world needs one of these:

    “How’s your groin Ted?”
    “Great! nice and toasty.”

    T-shirt (Ideally featuring a groin toaster): Entropy T-shirt – L please

    thanks,

    Dave.

  458. “Lingonberry phone”

    Alaska – XL

  459. “broccoli gnome”

    Aw, I was hoping to find a cute little green guy for my garden.

  460. “masterpiece spleen”

    I have one, but apparently no one cares.

    R.I.P. Pluto XL

  461. “Blitzkrieg Salad”

    If it exists, I won’t try it.

    R.I.P Pluto M.

  462. “Blitzkrieg Salad”

    If it exists, I won’t try it.

    R.I.P Pluto Medium

  463. “broccoli gnome”

    Aw, I was hoping to find a cute little green guy for my garden.

    Shirt: Simple as 3.141592…

    (resubmitting because I forgot the shirt rule)

  464. “zip pretzel”

    simple as pi.-XL

  465. “Elf sphincter”

    Don’t they have one, mr.Tolkien?

  466. Your search – “mental borica” – did not match any documents.

    Any men’s t-shirt in white. I’m easy to please.

  467. “Indigestion fete”

    Coming from a party/meal/festive occasion where all you take away from it is the inability to digest the food you ate there.

    Pavlov – The name that rings a bell t-shirt XXL

  468. “Fortunate pineapple”

    My first attempt was “fortunate melons,” which comes up with 7 hits, all porn (one involving horses). I bet there are a lot of pineapples wishing they could get lucky.

    scurvy, men’s M

  469. “lip whisp”

    R.I.P Pluto-XL

  470. Tater floss

    because, well why not?

    Rhesus XXL

  471. “happy graviton”
    Those elusive force particles. Ones that smile at you.

    Easy as Pi, small

  472. Obsequious obstetrician

    …because someone ought to be obediant and servile while in that neck of the woods :)

    idioms M

  473. “turnip limerick”

    What! No turnip lmericks? This is a situation which cannot be allowed to continue:

    The Turnip Limerick

    A turnip is pithy and round.
    It grows underneath of the ground.
    You’re unlikely to savor
    Its rather bland flavor,
    But it is very cheap by the pound.

    shirt: Simple as 3.141592…

  474. “historical sea-chest”

    women’s Pavlov, medium

  475. “penguin vagabond”

    No wandering bands of penguins?

    women’s Pavlov, medium

  476. “paisley burka”

    In this day and age I would have thought that any self respecting Muslim Fashionista (a phrase which gets 6 hits, by the way) would be able to acquire her burkas, or is it burkae, in any pattern she so chooses. I guess not.

    Sigmund Freud T-Shirt – XXL

  477. “whitest walrus”
    Pi t-shirt

  478. “deadly lysin”

    Simple as 3.141592 xxlarge

  479. “dating pouf”

    Women’s pavlov tee – size small

  480. “soup buffer”

    I see it as a protective device for fans of hot soups, and a possible way to avoid food-oriented lawsuits.

    In uncharacteristic optimism, my t-shirt choice is the men’s Rhesus, XXL.

  481. “cumulus thud”

    Easter Island T-Shirt

  482. “wee-haw cowgirls”

    The phrased coined by our toddler when she was excited about ANYTHING!

    When life gives you Scurvy Women’s Fitted, Size S

  483. “flogged lint”

  484. “Ape Celery”

    Achilles Large

  485. “idiom scurvy”

    A deadly disease when one is lacking literal definition vitamins.

    Women’s Fitted Scurvy
    Size Small

  486. “Prudish anthem” – I guess we’re all party animals… except for the… Amish… but the Amish anthem

    “Deaf dormouse” – evidently you can be deaf as one, but you can’t use it as a stand alone phrase.

    LG Pluto R.I.P., please.

  487. “pony datebook”

    Women’s Fitted Idioms (M)

  488. “prune liver”

    Women’s Idioms (M)

  489. Pluto R.I.P. XL

  490. “shutter lute”

    can we really ever block the sound?

    Simple as 3.141592 T-shirt (xl)

  491. “lingering shenanigan”

    Mischief that just stays.

  492. “elliptical dalmation”

    pluto please! womens L

  493. “smoked ballerina”

    After the recital, she requested three ice cream shakes, a pound of M&Ms, and three quarter pounders.

  494. “Where’s Marsupials”

    Karl Marx T-Shirt, Medium

  495. “knuckle maul”

    Why don’t skateboard bloggers own this?

    Gregor Mendel T-Shirt (pine) xl

  496. Here is my entry:

    “hogtie swine”

    If one cannot hogtie swine, then how can one hope to put pigs in a poke?

  497. Oops. Forgot the t shirt.

    “hogtie swine”

    If one cannot hogtie swine, then how can one hope to put pigs in a poke?

    T shirt: Pluto RIP, in large

    Thanks

  498. “severed spreadsheet”

    (simple as pi, Large., please.)

  499. “venomous loris”

    The slow loris can have a venomous bite by transferring a toxin secreted from glands on the inside of its elbows to its mouth.

    World Physics Society, M

  500. Peeping Benjamin

    Why’s it always gotta be Tom?

    Mt. Rushmore (women’s small)

  501. “Shiftless Pope”

    Scurvy XL, please.

  502. In keeping with the spirit of the season, since we didn’t give her any turkey,

    “Grandma’s famished”

    Scurvy XL, please.

  503. Peeping Benjamin

    Why’s it always gotta be Tom?

    Rushmore. Small.

  504. “dielectric punk”

  505. “whale miniscule”

  506. “laundered mental”
    As in: “I can’t wait to wear my newly LAUNDERED MENTAL Floss t-shirt!

    slate Mental Floss logo xl

  507. “Bassoon Delight”

    Sky Rockets in flight. Noon Bassoon delight?

    Women’s Pluto RIP large

  508. forgot t-shirt type, entropy xxl

  509. “salacious carbuncles”

    lady macbeth, small

    :)

  510. “cowgirl launch”

    Since the internet is 118% porn and about 92.6% is strange fetishes the odds of some other sexual innuendo not being found on google is less than zero.

    Medium Rhesus T-shirt, please.

  511. “precocious lemons”

    ..and i thought for a second that might even produce some hits..

    lady macbeth, small

    excellent challenge. i even made myself laugh looking for things

  512. “ambivalent bicaudal”

    I’d feel conflicted about things if *I* had two tails

    pluto, women’s med

  513. “embryonic petulance”

    (let me just say, i had one return each for “petulant fetus” & “petulant embryo”… i feel very strangely about that)

    pluto, women’s med

  514. “lasagna pinnacle”

    Pluto R.I.P.

  515. “ambivalent toaster”

    I had to come up with another off of the top of my head on account of the fact that I forgot to put down the size of shirt I would prefer with my first entry. Interesting though, I had anticipated having more difficulty that I did finding zero results. Hmm.

    Pluto R.I.P.
    Women’s Large please

  516. “tasered hummus”

    women’s scurvy tshirt

    thanks!

  517. “Acid Mizzle”

    For the trivia buffs, Mizzle has multiple meanings, but the releveant one here is “to rain in fine drops; mist or drizzle.” All the other bases are covered thoroughly (acid rain, snow, mist, drizzle, sleet, precipitation, etc). Somehow this one was missed!

    Eater Island, XL please

  518. “fidgety reindeer”

    come on, that’s pretty awesome.

    women’s scurvy tshirt

    thanks again!

  519. “peach extortion”

  520. Okay, I know I already have 2 comments posted, so I guess this won’t count (abide by the rules!), but I couldn’t resist:

    “Turducken indigestion”

    After eating a boneless chicken, stuffed in a boneless duck, stuffed in a boneless turkey, how could one not have indigestion?

    Easter Island, XL

  521. “tonsil whisk”

    “alligator lint”

    Pythagoras t-shirt

  522. “horrible copulate”

    who hasn’t had one?

    women’s Lady Macbeth shirt, L

  523. “flammable monkey”

    I was so hoping that chimp nipple wouldn’t get any hits. DANG IT!!

  524. “anorexic anemone”

    Women’s Pluto xl

  525. “smelting dielectics”

    Marx 3XL

  526. “stupidly mesozoic”

    Marco Polo, XL

  527. “stuffing expletive”

    for those of us who just can’t seem to make the stuffing without swearing…

    Marco Polo, XL

  528. “clever applesauce”

    Pluto

  529. “fragrant felony”
    What some women should be arrested for….

    women’s pluto xl

  530. “liberating cubicle” For employers who want minions to think outside the box while working in one.

    Rhesus – M

  531. “Ambitiously homeless” Strangely enough, the Kato Kalens of the world have not made their way onto Google’s couch.

  532. Economist’s Banana

    Because they like bananas too

    Gregor Mendel M

  533. Appetizing aardvark: coming soon to a burger joint near you.

    Simple as 3.141592 XL

  534. Pilgrim puncher. Apparently I still have Thanksgiving on the brain.

  535. “slippery bugaboo”

    The last thing the bogeyman should be is slippery!

    Large Idioms T-Shirt

  536. “dragon palmistry”

    This is the missing course for Harry Potter and his fellow Hogwarts school companions!

    women’s pluto, large

  537. “sanguine wordsmith”

    Marco Polo, XL

  538. “legislatorial pirates”

    I love the irony!

    Easter Island, XL

  539. “macaroni helicopters”

    Seriously, you’d think some kids’ craft website would have thought of that…

    Women’s Pavlov small

  540. “gingham schnauzer”

    There is, however, such a thing as a “gingham terrier”

    Women’s Pavlov small

  541. “tangible vodka”

    No one has started using it as a form of payment yer?

    Scurvy Large

  542. “torso imagination”

    Idioms are for the birds
    size L

  543. “sardine anathema”

  544. “catty portent”

  545. “Munchie Illness”

    We have all had the munchies and quite honestly, sometimes it can be an illness.

    XL Pluto RIP shirt

  546. “pancake barometer”

  547. “Pancake barometer”

    Women’s Pluto R.I.P. T-shirt
    XL

  548. “wiccan eldercare”

    I am a practicing wiccan seeking a likeminded individual to care for my grandfather.

    idioms shirt- mens 2x or 3x if possible.

  549. “qat stump”

    because, i mean, really, what would you have if you cut down scrabble’s easiest “Q” word when you don’t have a “U”?

    mount rushmore – small

  550. “slug floss”

    this magazine, but for slugs! they’re smarter than you think…

    men’s small pluto

  551. “nutty bichir” – because this little prehistoric fish has an odd and nutty personality.

    Scurvy Tee -Men’s Large

  552. “caffeine mutt” – My dog who is addicted to coffee

    men’s large Scurvy T-Shirt please!!

  553. “cardamom crusher”

    Before I bought a mortar and pestle, I used a hammer as a “cardamom crusher” whenever I made nisu–a Finnish sweet bread.

    Easter Island t-shirt, size XXL.

  554. “doomsday pee” or “doomsday urine”

    because that will happen on that last day…

    Easy as Pi tshirt, women’s XL

  555. “Wombat Monsoon”

    Not as funny as “Amorous Wombat”. Damn google.

    Lady Macbeth (womens) size L

  556. “Santa’s toothache”

    Getting into the holiday spirit, I wondered if anyone had ever addressed the repercussions of all those cookies left under all those trees.

    Simple as 3.141592 T-shirt, size XL

  557. “saxophone pickle”

    Pluto RIP XL

  558. “lard tricycle”

    Men’s L

  559. Demented floss

    Entropy Medium

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