Comments on: Book Giveaway: Anything for a Vote

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:01:33 +0000

You’ll be cryer if you don’t vote for PRYOR!

-Rob Pryor

By: Annie Xie

Annie Xie — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:14:20 +0000

The sun’ll come out, you’re welcome!

One of my friends decided to finally come to shakespeare club meeting one day. This meeting also happened to be club officer day. She put her name on the board and said, “If elected, I will attend Shakespeare Club” She’s club secretary to this day.

By: Austin

Austin — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:28:23 +0000

Austin..The name says Texas, but he’s never been there.

I’d instantly appeal to the Republican base, and the Democrats who want nothing to do with Texan politicians!

By: Steve Miller

Steve Miller — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:33:35 +0000

Miller Time: 4 More Beers

Now we know why bars are closed on election days!

By: Jason

Jason — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:43:50 +0000

When I was a junior in high school, a fellow with the last name of Huckleberry was running for senior class president. This was, coincidentally, the year Tombstone came out. His campaign “speech” consisted of walking out to the microphone and saying “I’m your Huckleberry”. Needless to say he won :-)

By: Ashley Keen

Ashley Keen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:58:55 +0000

I’d like to employ the K.I.S.S. principle on my bumper sticker:

I’m Keen on Ashley.

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:53:37 +0000

I was a campaign manager for a friend in high school named Fred. We handed out condoms in the hallway with stickers on them saying “Play it safe- Vote for Fred”

Another one I saw in a college campaign “The government will screw you anyway, you might as well vote for the attractive one.”

Another WINNING slogan- “Vote for Bob- Let’s see if things CAN get worse”

By: Janet

Janet — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:45:41 +0000

“Vote Flair! One lucky voter wins $1,000!
(Odds better than the state Lottery)

By: chad

chad — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:34:03 +0000

drop votes my way, and I’ll drop bombs there way!

By: gus

gus — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:30:08 +0000

“MAKE NO FUSS, JUST VOTE FOR GUS”