Bizarrely, the word "umlaut" contains no umlauts itself. But that didn't stop a generation of metal and hard rock bands from punctuational insanity, throwing the toughest two dots known to man into their names wherever they felt like it. Can you pick out the correct placement of the world's heaviest diacritic in each band name? (Word of warning: Some band names may contain no umlauts whatsoever. Sissies.)