Steven Wright once supposedly said, "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."... READ ON
Batman v. Commissioner, Terrible v. Terrible, Schmuck v. United States, and eight more real court cases.... READ ON
To pilfer one of the oldest jokes in the book means dusting off the Philogelos (meaning "Laughter Lover"), a Greek anthology of more than 200 jokes from the fourth or fifth century.... READ ON
Born: Mel Books, John Cusack, Felicia Day. Bitten by Mike Tyson: Evander Holyfield. Ended: World War I.... READ ON
Elmo is the only non-human to testify before Congress.