In case you missed the new hotness back in October, I have bad news: your toilet is obsolete. BEHOLD, THE TOILET OF TOMORROW! The Kohler Numi is a Smart Toilet aimed at the US market, but reminiscent of Japanese supertoilets. It sports a heated seat, foot warmer, lights, a music system, a retracting bidet gizmo...it even has a remote control. Oh, and it detects when you approach it and opens its lid, as an invitation to, um, participate. Are you freaked out yet? In a lengthy review for the New York... READ ON