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We recently discussed a few unusual units of measurement, including the Wheaton (500,000 Twitter followers) and the milliHelen (the quantity of beauty required to launch a single ship). On the chalkboard of made-up measurements, there's still plenty of room. So let's invent some new ones!
Your fake units can measure anything: height, weight, time, the amount of energy required to do something, whatever.
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