I Need a Name

Jason English

There's a woman who's going to be contributing to our site. She's quite good and I'm quite excited. When she asked if she could write under an alias, I wasn't sure. Then I remembered "Miss Cellania" is not a birth name and decided it was OK.

But I had one condition—we get to name her.

That's too much pressure for me alone, so I'm calling on you guys. Can we get some suggestions in the comments?