TED + The Onion = Onion Talks
This skewering of TED's TED Talks is hilarious and perfectly executed.

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The Five-Second Rule: Debunked
But not before countless generations have taken a chance on a recently dropped piece of candy.

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Splendid Silhouettes
I know three things about Olly Moss:
1. He is an artist
2. He has the coolest name of all time.
3. He makes really awesome pop culture silhouettes that are now compiled in a book.

(Via The Awesomer)

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Who Would Win If Every Single US President Ever Ran Against Each Other?
Either way, I think we all know that Millard Fillmore would finish last. Or maybe James K. Polk.

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That Moon Is Just A Chip Off the Old Block
Was the Moon really a part of the Earth?

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The Rules of the Anti-Flirt Club
The guidelines for this actual organization were sort of like the rules of Fight Club, except they were things like:

"Don’t fall for the slick, dandified cake eater..."