This little story sounds like it's straight out of our magazine:

1. It's about mental_floss mascot Albert Einstein, Sigmund Freud, and their legendary meeting-of-minds.

2. It also involves Arthur Schopenhauer, John Lennon, and Brigitte Bardot.

3. It refers to Freud as "a crotchety old cokehead."

Presented with no comment, because jeez, how can I improve on that?