AJ was having computer problems earlier, so I was more than happy to relay this message from him (and take credit for it):
I may be way late to this party, but I loved the Onion's parody of Wikipedia. As someone who uses Wikipedia too much (sorry, Britannica) I thought it was a nice reminder that backup sources are probably a good idea. Especially since Wikipedia once said a friend of mine is gay, when, last time I checked (which was yesterday) he has a wife and two kids. And no, my friend is not the star of MI-III.
We'd like to second those sentiments, and to congratulate our countrymen on 750 years of liberty and justice for all.