Week in Review: That's sooooo cliche.

Rather than shoehorn my review into poetic form this week, I decided to take a cue from David and go with cliches.

There's always another fish in the sea, especially if you're an orangutan.

You can smell a celebrity a mile away.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step, especially if you're on a treadmill bike.

He who laughs last is probably a man, laughing at something a woman said.

Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

It's a dog eat dog world.

It's good to be king (except when it isn't).

It's never a good idea to reinvent the wheel (except when it is).

Lightning never strikes twice (although this week it struck three times).

There's a sucker born every minute.