Perhaps you'll have a better chance landing a role in the London-based "The Lord of the Rings" musical. According to Reuters, the producers are hoping to hire 20 diminutive, furry-footed actors with good voices, and extra-hairy limbs. In fact, the article explicitly states that producers are on the look-out for, "male and female actors and singers aged between 16-35 who must be under five feet seven inches. Hairy toes and feet are a distinct advantage." Click here for more info.