The Week in Review that dare not speak its name
By BY

Inspired by Pro-Life (nee Marvin) Richardson, we've decided to re-christen some of the other folks who have populated the blog this week. Ladies and gentlemen, meet...
Aaron Dorkin
The Teenage Drug-Free Ninja Turtles
Charles "You-Know-What-They-Say-About-
Men-With-Big-Feet" Brannock
Jeff "A-Parking-Lot-Is-a-Paradise" Krulik
Cesar "Hit-Me-With-Your-Best-Shot" Lopez
Patricia T. O'Noyoudidn't
Fritz "Who-You-Callin'-Spherical" Zwicky
George "Please-Don't-Hate-Me" Jetson
Benedict "Geez-I-Said-I-Was-Sorry" Arnold
Angelina "Stay-Away-From-Me-David" Jolie
Enjoy your weekends (you too, Angie, we'll make sure David doesn't violate the restraining order).