People, people, people! We gave you a homework assignment earlier this week -- are we going to have to fail you out? Well, not really, 'cause we don't do that kind of thing around here, but please do remember that there are gold stars (and copies of What's the Difference?) for the people who submit (a) the most ridiculous example of scientific research they've seen in the last few months, and (b) the most ridiculous science-fair project idea (or, y'know, actual research idea) they can come up with. The deadline is at some ungodly late hour on Sunday; we dunno, we won't be up by then, so just send 'em before Monday morning.