Week in Review: We're slaves to fashion!


The runways have been dismantled, the models are all jetting back to the Ukraine or more likely, New York, and Paris Fashion Week is over -- but we're still celebrating. Here, based on our coverage this week, are the trends we predict that fashion victims will be incorporating into their wardrobes next spring:

* hairshirts

* beer hats

* raincoats

* catsuits (for best results, buy one size larger than usual)

* Texas Rangers jerseys

* rowels

* labcoats

* handbags

* military jackets

And one that people won't be buying: gloves.

Come back Monday, even if you're wearing acid-washed jeans!