What's the meaning of all this?


I'm sure our resident high-five giver, Jason, won't mind if I offer up his services to the first person who can tell me (a) what the following common words and phrases all refer to and (b) who we heard them from. Hint: Despite the first word on the list, it's not Snoop Dogg.

  • pizzle
  • carrot
  • den
  • bird's nest
  • constable
  • horsemanship
  • tillage
  • plum
  • billiards
  • thump
  • the Netherlands

Also, super-bonus points to the person who tells us what "nose-painting" is.