Caption this scary found photo


This is an old family photo, recently found in a drawer brimming with thousands of other random pictures of vacations, weddings, holidays and kids' birthday parties. I went through every one, and found several I thought were unintentionally fascinating; even vaguely frightening. I thought this one was downright Lynchian.

Anyone care to take a stab at a caption for this photo? I'll post a few more fascinating finds in the next few days, and next week will post them thumbnail-sized with the best captions appended.