Perhaps, in retrospect, an 11-pound turkey was a bit excessive for two people. (We're just glad we didn't go with the 22-pounder.) We're so sick of picking over the carcass that we're tempted to use it as a football. Got any better ideas? This week's contest takes a turn for the practical: What the heck are we supposed to do with all this leftover turkey? Answers can be practical (recipes), charitable (make sandwiches; give them to the homeless), whimsical (dress it up as a snowman), inadvisable (feed it to the lion at the local zoo), whatever you wish. The best one gets a copy of What's the Difference? Submit 'em by Sunday night at midnight, and if we still have any turkey left -- we're guessing we will -- we'll take your advice.