These are a few of whose favorite things?

Elizabeth Williamson writes in the Washington Post:

"Fake fur and real fur and jewelry and Jet Skis,
Crystal and Segways and bubbly and Caddies,
Race cars and leather and plasma TVs --
These are a few of Kim's favorite things."

Here's my question: Who do you think it is, Lil' Kim or Kim Jong Il?

Find out here.