A Winter Dose of Toys


It's a prime month to be loving (or missing) New York--you can distract yourself from the windchill by attending Westminster, or V-day-induced power ballad parties, or...by crashing the Toy Fair! But if those exhibits inspire you to head back to your loft with an awl, a crescent wrench, and some Puffy Paint, here are some examples of toys you might not want to mimic...

The outright dangerous & the legally suspect... 

The syncretistic...


And the...just...wow...really no other way to say it--The Big Hands Baby
And while you're waiting for the patent to be approved...find out your Smurf name.