It's getting to be about that time of year again...college admissions! There are the anorectic envelopes, the bulging ones, kids crying into safety school brochures and missing that field goal on purpose because: why try? If those ides are behind you, or if you loved your alma mater but it left you ambivalent, maybe it's time for...Clown College.Â Ringling Bros' and Barnum & Bailey Clown College closed its doors in '97 (after pumping out rock stars likeÂ Penn JilletteÂ and Steve-O), so if your mourning has gone on long enough, here are a few places that'll turn your tuition into, well, some pretty major skills.
WHERE: Stockholm, Sweden COME FOR THE:Â CollectiveÂ pursuit of "a visual theatre language that will make you laugh and wonder" STAY FOR THE: (oh--you'll be staying) Syndrome
WHERE: San Francisco
COME FOR THE: Emphasis on ethics and responsibility of clown life
STAY FOR THE: Chinese Acrobatics
WHERE: Across the U.S.Â
COME FOR THE: Cowboy Protection Training
STAY FOR THE: "'Vision Quest' Bullfighting Adventure Experience (rodeo's version of fantasy baseball...with horns!)"