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We know Dubya loves his Mexican food, and the current administration's kitchen recently marshsurvived the scrutiny of Tim Zagat & co., but here, in no particular order, is a look at what might have been going on in previous presidential incarnations:

Hoover: Sweet Potatoes w/ Toasted Marshmallows
Taft: Turtle Soup
Buchanan: Cabbage
Lincoln: Fruit Salad, Cheese, Crackers
Reagan: Jelly Beans
Jackson: Pancakes
Washington: Ice Cream & Fish
Jefferson: Ice Cream, Pancakes, Spoon Breads, Vegetables
(A) Johnson: Fish & Jam
Coolidge: Pancakes
Eisenhower: Vegetable Soup & Steak
(LB) Johnson: Ice Cream, Pancakes, Seafood, Spinach Soufflé, Sweet Potatoes w/Toasted Marshmallows