Chris Higgins

Don't have time to sit through a whole movie? Don't even have time to read a review? You need Movie-a-Minute, a brilliant web site that reduces movies to their brief, hilarious essence. If produced, the Movie-a-Minute scripts really would take less than a minute. My favorite:

The Sixth Sense Directed by M. Night Shyamalan, 1999 Ultra-Condensed by Derek Richardson Haley Joel Osment I see dead people. Bruce Willis Try talking to them. Haley Joel Osment It worked.

Read many, many more movie summaries.  (Tomorrow we'll bring you their sister site, which is equally full of laughs -- stay tuned.)