Following up on yesterday's Movie-a-Minute post, we present: Book-a-Minute, which comes in three flavors: Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Bedtime, and Classics. Although some of the books might take more than a minute to read, many are deliciously brief. My favorite is from the Bedtime category:

The Cat In the Hat
By Dr. Seuss
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard

Sally and Me
We're bored.

(The Cat in the Hat shows up and wrecks the entire house. He cleans it up just before MOM gets home.)

Sally and Me
Let us never speak of boredom again.

THE END

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