Mental Floss

Useless office skills

Ransom Riggs
facebooktwitterreddit

If you're reading mental_floss at work, you're probably already looking for ways to decrease your productivity. Author Rick Davis is one of the world's leading experts on office time-wastage -- even going so far as to found the Institute for Totally Useless Skills -- and his treatise on useless office skills represents the pinnacle of his ongoing research. If you want to get started right away, here are a few examples. Time's a-wastin'!

The Endless Fax
1. Make two copies of a heartfelt message
2. Tape them together. Feed them to your fax machine
and start sending.
3. When the other end comes out, tape it to the second sheet to form a loop.
4. Go on a nice, long vacation.

contct.gif
contct.gif /

Auld Lang Syne
11113212
321139#
#9331212
321##91

Frere Jacques
12311231
369369
9#9631,9#9631
191,191

ccbuzz.jpeg
ccbuzz.jpeg /
facebooktwitterreddit