My Gigantic Rock: A Closer Look

Several people* asked to see more pictures of my pet rock, whose potential removal I wrote about Tuesday. With all the talk about a possible zen garden transformation, the idea of keeping the rock was growing on me. Then I took some pictures and zoomed in.
Future gypsy moths! From each yellowish egg mass, 500-800 caterpillars will hatch. How cute!
If I take Paul's advice and put the rock up on eBay, I'll need to find more glamorous photos, and add a few clever marketing phrases. "Pre-larvae-stage caterpillar habitat, no extra charge! Transformer-like pets for the kids!"
*OK, one guy.