Calling All Interns

Need a job this semester?
We're looking for a few good interns. Smart people with whom we can brainstorm, research and write wildly entertaining stories.
Here are the rules:
1. You should be a college student.
2. You should be a very good writer.
3. You should be an all-star when it comes to research.
4. You should be willing to perform your duties for either college credit or a small stipend. This job could make you famous, but won't make you rich.
5. You should not be a pain in the a** to work with. This is probably the most important rule. Any sign of diva-ness will not help your candidacy.
If you think you have what it takes, send me an email by Friday, September 7th, to argue your case. I will then send you the writing/research task on which you'll be ultimately judged. If you're in school in the NYC area, you would occasionally work from our office. But we're not against you working remotely.
"¢ Five Ballpark Promotions That Went Wrong
"¢ Six Canned Foods We're Reluctant to Try
"¢ Six Sports Too Deadly For Gym Class
"¢ Quiz: Quirky Genius or Real World Castmate?
"¢ Quiz: Ripped from the Headlines or Plot from Scooby Doo?
We're also open to designer and programmer interns. We don't have a hastily assembled five-part list of rules for either of those positions. Just send along your resume and a little about yourself. I'm disabling comments on this one, so email your submissions.