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Your Pirate Home

Miss Cellania
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On Talk Like a Pirate Day, you can speak the part. You can even look the part, if you like. But if you are really into the pirate phenomena, you can live like a pirate every day!

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C-Dock Pirates has more pirate bathroom accessories, like bath mats, towels, wash cloths, and this lovely toilet set.

But the bathroom isn't the only place to play pirate! More after the jump.

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Before you leave home, dab on a bit of pirate perfume. Scents for men include Swashbuckler, Cavalier, El Capitan and Buccaneer. For wenches, choose from Buxom, Siren and Damsel. My guess is that these perfumes smell a lot better than a real pirate ever did.

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This table is just one example of the cool handcrafted home furnishings available from the Pirate Furniture Company. Pick a pirate logo and a stain color, and they custom-finish your furniture.

There be a little assembly required on larger pieces. Instructions are included. All ye need be a screwdriver.

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Serve your guests in style with mugs, jugs, plates, and bowls from Quicksilver's Pirate Pots. He even has a bowl to serve your "scurvy dog."

It is well nigh impossible to predict shipping totals accurately online, since order size and destination vary a great deal. That's why the shipping rates be listed on a per-piece basis. I'll be right fair with ye, though. Trust me, I'm a pirate. Har! Seriously — I am a strong advocate of treatin' me customers right.

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And as you lay your weary head down after a long day of talking like a pirate, rest comfortably on sheets, pillows, and pillowcases printed with the familiar skull and crossbones. Nighty night! Er, I mean, dreams ahoy!

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