The '_flossy Stuff on eBay' Challenge

So far, so great.
Lots of fun connections, too, like handcuffed orange juice and O.J.'s helmet. A kangaroo scrotum pouch and a phallic rock to fit inside.
Dozens of other suggestions under the original post: What Will You Find For A T-Shirt?
We'll be accepting submissions until noon tomorrow. The top prize is a free t-shirt of your choice; second place is a free back issue of the magazine. Picking these winners will be a challenge.
Also, if you don't care to play and just want a shirt, you can simply exchange your money for one in our store.