For the felon in your life

Ransom Riggs

A new series of greeting cards have been getting rave reviews from prison officials: designed specifically for receipt by inmates, they don't fold up or have any pop-ups that could hide contraband -- and the messages are bluntly straightforward:

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I'm not sure I'd go so far as to say "I MUST be next," but then again, I'm not quite sure what I'd write. Luckily, I've never had to think about it. Anyone else ever had a little writer's block while penning a note to a loved one in prison? (Feel free to comment anonymously, if you feel like it.)