The results have been tallied from our second caption contest and we have our winner! Thanks to all who entered and all our finalists (and to the very talented Jessica Schiffman for the cartoon!). It was a close race, but Allan took it with: "Okay"¦I didn't mind playing second fiddle to Charlotte, and I didn't complain when those singing mice upstaged me in Babe"¦ But Aporkalypse Now?!?! My agent's gonna hear about this!"

Allan, we'll get that t-shirt out asap. Meanwhile, check back next Wednesday folks for round three!