Fourth Caption Contest Finalists!

[There's still time to get your vote in if you haven't already! We'll lock this one down at noon Sunday.] Thanks to all who entered our 4th Caption Contest. Now the fun really begins: it's up to YOU to pick the winner. As with last time, each finalist is labeled with a letter. All you have to do is decide which is the best (whatever your definition of "best" is), and drop your ballot in the comments below. As always, one vote per person.
And the 8 finalists are"¦
a) Julie entered: "Anthropology seemed like a good major at the time"¦" b) Sara entered: Ever since he read that Darwin book, he's been convinced he's his keeper's Brother. Some family business, hmph.c) Autumn entered: Harriet was aware of her husband's fondness for late-nineteenth century hand-cranked organs. His fondness for capuchin monkeys, on the other hand, came as quite the surprise.d) JeffComedy entered: "Look, I know they just proved you guys have better short term memory, but that doesn't make you superior all of a sudden. I have opposable thumbs and you still have A PREHENSILE TAIL!"e) Ben entered: "I always told myself I wouldn't spend my life wearing this monkey suit."f) Christina entered: "You know, somtimes I just feel like I am pandering myself for a living and that they're making a monkey out of me."g) Mike entered: "What can I say. He earned enough to buy me out and offered to keep me in the organization."h) Kat entered: "I don't think Emerson was making a suggestion when he said "Slavery is an institution for converting men into monkeys."