It is with misty eyes and trembling voice that I'm reporting that Borat and Ali G are now dead. Rumors of their demise had been lingering for a while, but according to G4's TheFeed, Sacha Baron Cohen has officially retired that sweet, sweet mustache and put away his gold chains for good. Apparently, his two most popular characters became simply that- too popular, making working the gag impossible. I'm hoping you'll join me in taking a pull of eggnog, then spilling some on your floors for these two ignorant homies. They will be missed.