I would never survive a presidential campaign.
(Also, I'm not yet 35.)
According to Article II of the U.S. Constitution, "No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty five years, and been fourteen Years a resident within the United States."
But the Founding Fathers failed to mention other disqualifications, like having incriminating photos tied to a Google Image Search of your name (so far, I'm clear) or suggestive comments on your Facebook Wall (no problem).
So the first question in today's Friday Happy Hour: what in your past disqualifies you for the presidency?
Keep reading for four more.
2) What's the strangest place you've been to that offers free wireless internet service?
3) What's a movie you expected to love, but hated?
4) What's a TV show you expected to hate, but loved?
5) How does one dispose of paint cans? (I realize this isn't very interesting, but I have a basement full of mostly empty paint cans I'd love to eliminate. Any advice?)