Sixth Caption Contest Finalists!

The New Yorker cartoonist Zach Kanin has reviewed our latest caption contest entries and winnowed it down to 7 finalists. Now the fun really begins: it's up to YOU to pick the winner. As with last time, each finalist is labeled with a letter. All you have to do is decide which is the best (whatever your definition of "best" is), and drop your ballot in the comments below.
Remember what's at stake? A crisp copy of Zach's new book: The Short Book,
As always, one vote per person!
And the 7 finalists are"¦
A. Kevin entered: "Pssssst, I don't think I am the only one in here." B. Erik Bussinger entered: "Now, Thomas, just because you think you're rid of me doesn't mean you can go about shuffling your feet!" C. Heather entered: "Hey kid, can you nab me some shrimp cocktails? I'm starving to death in here!" D. John C entered: In a British accent: "I'm not quite dead yet." E. Chelsea O. entered: Now you don't HAVE to kiss grandpa goodbye!!F. Marcy entered: You call that last respects, kid?!G. Chris entered: "I think I've made my point."