Where the Sidewalk(er) Ends

Ransom Riggs

We recently had the sidewalks torn up and redone in my neighborhood, and since then I've been finding lots of new sidewalk graffiti, mostly of the written-while-the-concrete-was-still-wet persuasion. By far the most existential-crisis-inducing, however, was this gem:

It was a rude awakening, to say the least.

Have you ever written anything on the sidewalk? Bonus question: do you exist?