Seventh Caption Contest Finalists!

Thanks to all who entered our 7th Caption Contest. Now the fun really begins: it's up to YOU to pick the winner. As always, each finalist is labeled with a letter. All you have to do is decide which is the best (whatever your definition of "best" is), and drop your ballot in the comments below. As always, one vote per person. There were so many great entries this time, we had a really hard time narrowing it down to 10. So... the 14 finalists are"¦
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a) Chuck entered: "It holds 1000 songs too."
b) Bob entered: "It came with my dental plan."
c) Sondra entered: "Another dam foreclosure!"
d) Peter entered: "Four out of five dentists recommend this model"
e) KevinS entered: "I'm on the new South BEECH diet"¦"
f) Endomental entered: ""¦and I won't until there's universal dental coverage!"
g) Big Kev entered: "I told you I never took any performance enhancing drugs"
h) J. Horne entered: "My doctor said I have Mandibular Dysfunction."
i) Tyrone entered: "Hey, I'm a busy beaver."
j) Liz entered: "It's recently been revealed that FDR's New Deal had a broader effect than ever imagined."
k) Tanya entered: "It's either this, or we outsource to India."
L) Eric: "Does this chainsaw make me look fat?"
m) Nicole entered: "Doctor's order"“apparently I'm getting too much fiber in my diet."
n) Jonathan entered: "No it's ok, I consulted Thoreau and this falls under Civil Disobedience."